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Those days if you want to kiss a girl, she'll be shy and be like '' Austin '' you sure, i won't get pregnant if you kiss me? But today try kissing a girl... Just one kiss her hand is already in your trouser searching for uncle Moses rod.

Some girls don't want a husband or boyfriend, they just want handsome, intelligent, sexy, obedient robot that vomits money

That moment you borrow your friend a car,after 30 minutes he showed up walking.
And he be like-my friend we need to talk.......

nony43:
Who is Lyta?

simonlee:
atomic bomb ke?...if you drop egg on top the track,e no go break!

Jayslicky:
That means even if you drop atomic bomb on the guy's song e no go still blow.

simonlee:
Even with Lyta, abi na matches... the song no go blow!

Nigerians and our hatred for guys that don't even know we exist.
celebrate a winner and you will be celebrated

KlNGPlN:
thinking of dropping 50k for the thread
either: 1k to 50 members or 2k to 25 members
which do you guys prefer?

999696 bet9ja

J4JUVENTUS:
Seriously bro.There is no way you will play with 20k ..1k each without getting profit .. The option is nice....thanks @ Yehmy /@ nairabet .

With d option my staking power is always intact ..

bro pls what is the option

guys stake this game

Shezkid:
If you like your 2k ignore him and use the 2k to buy suya and beer �

thanks man. do you get those booking you post from another source

Shezkid:
CS MULTI

hlo bro,
a guy has been posting screenshot of 2 correct scores won everyday and asking people to pay 2k to get the app.

pls how many correct scores game do they give a day.

engees001:
bro abeg am compiling d list

no go do ojoro o. add as we quote him

OMOTOWO:
First fifty people to quote me with his or her bank account details get #2000 each on tuesday evenning just to prove I own the ticket for stupid goats here ..Someone should compile the list while I confirm .The account details should be sent via WhatsApp 070 51 41 8seveneightsix

bro 0212548571
gtbank
adeyemi oluwaseun

ok

Dem try

that sandfill at iyana oworo is a time bomb

no to ruga
no to ranches
no to Fulani herdsmen

next level is a scam

adem30:
I know the useless sandfilling at iyanaworo will fight back

am telling you. it's just a matter of time before the whole of island will be covered with water

endtime

o God

Have you noticed that when you are broke you think properly As you'll think for hours before spending your Last 100 naira note

Yuceeluv:
pain in ribs...pneumonia(silent killer)

is pneumonia really that bad?
a friend had pneumonia last year and got treated but started feeling the pains again this week

Zombicmodz:
Screen him for Asperger's syndrome.
Talking from experience.

what is Asperger's syndrome

bid4rich:
If you don't mind you can push him to me. He has not seen life, in fact I may say you are not in charge.

The best time to correct him is NOW. Like someone will say 'it will take only God to bend a dry fish without breaking it'


Now that he is still fresh @ 3, this is the time you can mould him to whatever shape and form you want him to take but if you allow him to dry (becoming mature with this kind of character) hmmmm I pray you will not have a regret that you neglect what you suppose to have done

You even say you like his stubbornness, the day he will be fully mature at it, you will know that you have love the wrong thing in his life from inception.

Note: A child you pamper today will tamper with your peace tomorrow.

you think flogging is the solution?

mcjohny:
lols u never beat am, where even mad man dey fear Cain na pikin. u still handle him like a slay Queen those days ou mom go beat you ehh u go hear by force

I don't beat him but his aunty and mom does yet no changes

belladonna18:
use koboko on him

use koboko on a 3 year old?

my boy is too stubborn and I like his stubbornness to an extent because his mates can't bully him. there is no week without any any complain about him. he will either injure them, tear their books or throw their foods away.
now to the reason for these thread. he is always quiet in class . he won't respond to what they are teaching others, even though he can read and write ABC, he won't read it during class but when its break time he will stay behind in class and be reading and writing those things he refused to read or write earlier.
he is a very brilliant boy but won't respond in class until he is alone. he comes home everyday to complain his aunty beats him but no amount of beating will make him change.
I don't know what to do

ajala travel

On my wedding there will be a break, where you all go home and eat, then come back!

sureHaving small dick is nice because it doesn't reach where HIV is

this one wan born for all European countries finish.
Italy , Switzerland and Germany.





the woman deserves an award

nonsense law makers

Adakintroy:
Watch as lazy youths will come for their government with chainsaw.

Nothing in their head but "bts over..bts under" "half time win"...1/1



Lol lazy yoooth!

you have no right to say Nigerian youths are lazy when the government didn't provide jobs. the few white collar jobs have been shared between their children.


bet9ja may not be the way but the government forced guys into it cus they have failed the youths.

that's change for you.


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