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all the ladies are at C.ronaldo's house

@ poster

u no see ring for her finger?

u wan chop person something abi?

amakannaji:
i want all manchester united fans to holla me.am Amaka 08066593104 so that we wil kip in touch on d upcomin season.up red devils

my sister, for why? why should all man-u fans hola u now

are you alex ferguson's representative in nigeria?

MENAGE A'TRIOS YUKMOUTH FT TELA

Uh, uh, ah. Uh-huh
What? Where my ladies at?
Uh. Where my ladies at?
Let's do this, uh, Menage A Trios style.
It's the 90's, and regular sex is played out.
I need two women, at one time!
One time!

Verse 1 *(Yukmouth)*

What?
Uh.
Let's take it back, to the day we first met
I see you and your girls buyin purses
lookin like two Miss Universe's
make a nigga want to curse "Shit!"
who them two bitches, let me go spit a couple of verses, see if I can
work it
I dropped some money on purpose
you picked it up, an said "I dropped some"
stop frontin you can tell from my watch that I got somethin
an that I squat somethin nice, pop somethin nice
up in the air so elegant
you can tell I love-vendor but that's irrelavent
an I can tell by the way you and yo girl hang tight
that y'all be doin y'all thug thang at night
somethin like dikes
Ain't nothin like,  two girls makin love to each other
Ain't nothin like,  two girls bustin nuts up on each other
Ain't nothin like,  two girls at the club, rubbin on each other
Ain't nothin like,  two girls kissin and huggin on each other
Ain't nothin like,  two girls juss suckin on you like a sucka
Ain't nothin like,  because we fuckin each other, in a Menage A Trios.

Chorus *(Kira)* 2x

Can we get freaky tonight?
I want you and your girl to come by
I like to do Menage A Trios
I like it when you do me, do me.

Verse 2 *(Tela)*

Me and you Menage A Trios
bring along another star
drinky drinky at the bar
we can freak it in the car
you know how we do it ah
you got to influence her
let her know which two of us
me and you, and her and Yuk
you want me to set it up
get that pussy wet it up
bitch you betta shut it up
there won't be no lettin up
you know what's ahead of us
video tape, no editors
I be the executive
producer while y'all sex it up
kissin up, put the pissin up
pussy like that gotta switch it up
I know what's like dickin up
dildos
ticklers
pickin lips, rediculous
gotta get a little mo' sick wit us
bout this time I'm bout to bust
spend up shit like steaky luck
damn you know this cock is hot
but you know what's really hot
bitch you fuckin Rap-A-Lot
and this shit will never stop
for all my dawgs, I'm gettin y'all in here
Menage A Trios, and enjoy yourself, come on, uh!

*(Chorus)* 2x

Spend the night wit me
I'll spend the night with you
Ooohh ooohh
Ooohh ooohh
(Spend the night!)
Spend the night wit me
don't care what we do
juss as long as I'm with you.

Verse 3 *(Yukmouth)*

Now we can kick it in my 4 point 6
bangin "It's All On A Bitch"
you lickin my privates, wit yo ass up in the air she lickin yo clit
now that's the shit
you wonder why they call me Hugh Heff
because I keep two chicks
runnin around butt naked in my duplex
screamin who's next
yup in this life that I'm livin
I can't escape I'm in love wit two women
swimmin in two women at once
or I can relax, juss hittin on blunts
while y'all lickin on cunts, get shit crunk
I visioned it once, then tweedle-dum I'm in a party
wit me some bad chicks, hungry fo privates so I'ma feed 'em
we some fools off the cool
gone off Xtacy and mushrooms in the room
I can do it slow, or I can room-a-zoom-zoom,  BOOM!
Into that pussy like a bullet wound
put on my Fruit of the Looms
and then I creep out the room
(ooooh!!)
Cuz if you baby daddy find out what we doin you doomed
I'm out, so I'm out!

*(Chorus)* 2x

Spend the night wit me
I'll spend the night with you
Ooohh ooohh
Ooohh ooohh
(Spend the night!)
Spend the night wit me
don't care what we do
juss as long as I'm with you.

*(freak talking)*

Look check it out Yuk
I ain't a freak or nothin, but umm,  I like to do this Menage A Trios
thing
You know? (Girl I like it too, shit)
You know, doin it wit you is cool, but umm,  wit yo girl it juss makes
things twice as good, she's better.
Umm-hmm
(Hell yeah!)

u better advice your friend to change her attitude because its obvious from your post that the problem lies with her, turning gay will do her absolutely no good.

a question to the poster, why did did you emphasize the fact that "u even tried to hook her up with a diplomats son"

the guy wey post dis thread no know wetin e dey yarn, he's just plain full of shyte

segzi cres:
poster you should try it out. it's not just for people with low self esteem but for people who don't really have time to socialize b'because of work.
u should try by starting with me. my number's below.

i hope sey u no be opike??

i would definately not doubt the article because i know the chineese hate blacks and also look down on blacks, i even experienced it today.

all yar'adua and his cabinet seem to be doing is rubbishing obasanjo and the past administration.
yar'adua should do something about the health sector, whats the point of exposing the sleaze if they are not going to do anything about it.
they have set a preceedent with power sector probe and all others yet nothing has been done about it.

@ poster

you are 16!!!!!!!!!

HCH3COO:
you sabi meaning of infantry?

seconded

i doubt the poster knows what the meaning of infantry is!

my source (s) of happiness are just too much, to mention a few

a shout out to my xbox 360 for keepin me busy during all those lonely days
a shout out to my nike air zooms, thanks for the additional speed and acceleration i got cos of u
a shout out to my fitness trainer, now i have more stamina, grab more boards and block more shots.
a shout out to my teammates, though we lost in the semi-finals of the amateur league, it was a pleasure playing with u guys
a shout out to my lecturers, thats all i can say
a shout out to my dad, if not for u, i probably wouldn't have looked dis good

and finally, the biggest shout out goes to mizz sweetnezz, u know who u are.

played nba 2k8, lost to the phoenix suns at msg but beat the chicago bulls. watched the two episodes of family guy and the watched sky sports news all nite.

with computer games and sports, who needs a woman??!!!! their wahala too much

@ spikedcylinder

who made u the writing and/or spelling police?

spikedcylinder:
Look at all the plain Johns and Janes doing their thing!

gabe_logan, you are eally spoiling for a fight arent you? Hmmmn. . . . you wont get any from me.(Errr, and i don't think that was the spelling of "plain" you were looking for but then who am I to know, I am very plain and clearly intoxicated!)

aunty,
sorry i no wan follow you fight. that last post of mine wasn't directed at you. that lil kid (missy b or whatever her name is) was just talking too much and it pissed me off
and for the spelling mistake, my bad!! but i think the word you are looking for in your sentence is "really" not "eally"

Geniall:
Jane she may be, yea
But plain she is not, nay

please stop hyping someone unnecessarily. that mushy stuff intoxicates them

jane she is
and plane she definately is

money
owo
cheese
pepper
paper
kudi
guap
cash
bucks
e.t.c

and any other variant of the name money

who is yar'adua to criticise the elections in zimbzbwe
the elction which brought him to power was even worse that the zimbabwean elections. at least before the re-run, the election authorities announced who the true winner of the elections were. the initial elections in zimbabwe were peaceful and almost totally devoid of violence. we cannot say thesame about the nigerian elections. yar'adua is just toeing the line of his imperialist masters, the british and the west. we'll whatdyu expect, he dosent have a mind of his own.
Yar'adua is living in a glass house and he is throwing stones.

@ mellow

wrong person to direct your question at!!
she's still an infant

@ missy b
i aint goin get at u anymore, when your run out of time in whatever cybercafe u are, then u'll go home and stop ranting.

mellow:
Are they usually agrressive and insultive when they are in their period?

yes they are

@ missy b

i guess u r in ur period thats y u r this agrressive and insultive

Gamine:
What are you doing posting here

aunty nairaland, if na me u dey follow word, make u no sey nobody follow u talk oh!

Missy B:
I agree bhut old men like yhu
should get yhur flat ass to work
rather dan spit nonsense on nland.
ciao!!

geez

someone should do something about all these little aggresive kids running around all over this place.

@ missy b
u r just a fuckin kid, thats the reason for all that ranting

@ spikedcylinder
ill carry on with my ignorance ma!

u can see urselves, quick to insult someone but u girls cant take a hit

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@ missy b, gamine and spikedcylinder

ur comments were unnecessary and a bit stupid. someone was speaking his mind (and the truth) without prejudice and insult and thats the best responses u guys can give!! typical nigerian women, they no fine but na them sabi form and yab pass

@ poster

uve said it all, ur analysis is spot on

Dual Core:
i don dey get the mental sketch of wetin u look like, cUz i know peeps that use that your defence line.

and what dyu think i look like??

y people go dey talk sey the guy no fine!! we were all made in the image of God therefore if una talk sey the guy no fine, e mean sey una dey sey God no make better person.

this is very shameless of those senators. are they educated or what? as if the size of the delegation is not shameless enough, they go about propounding something as stupid as the nudity bill, in this 21st century??!!. unfortunately, this is another waste of nigeria's money.

dis quickgirl is just a fuckin attention seeker

please shut the hell up

thanks lungwun

im thinkin of buying another pal cd but im skeptical. how do i check out that stuff u just talk bout (regional compatibility guide)?