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D1KeleVra:
molerat in disney land

D1 repping September anyday. . . we run the year

Who u callin a Molerat in Disney

rasputinn:
You can bet on it dearie

You can say that again bro

how nice if mine can be 05 - 05 - 05

ARE YOU SERIOUS

My actions? Like how?

nethacker:
Thanks honey for your support.
For u and only u,I live  . Confess me n command me your highness and u will see wat will happen 

shhhh. . . kep it down before my husband Vuitton hears you

dgreatrock:
where are you gabby?

Been busy practising my cello dear. What happen?

No mind him!

bluespice:
gabby, what exactly are u sorry to hear?

iice,

Im sorry cause u need to reduce the amount of people on FB cause of the personal Shit you have on there

And sorry cause u come across ladies whom ress fugly-ly

Ujujoan:
Is he in Kindergarten ?

TOPE2000!:
your man seriously said those?? And they dont make u feel like almost saying yuck?

Nope. . . Cause the way he says it and the way it sounds from him its like HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

bluespice:
i need to reduce the amount of friends i have on facebook as well as the personal shit i have on there too

i dont find ladies that curse at every opportunity that so tastefull even tho im halfway up on this list

i want to die pretty and i just blogged about it

i want to smother my eyes in black eyeshadow and have long, spiky neon-green hair

bluespice:
why must oh so many black girls dress either skanky,
or fugly-shly 'retro'

i hate seeing a riot of colours on a black girl

its time for a much needed rant on my blog

Oh dearie. . Am so sorry to hear that

God is one thing naaa but I have to depend on myself first

HOORAY!!! nthacker, u're back!!!


Rock,I need to chat with you on sumthing

Now who say so?

platinumnk:
Yes ma twinny! U have to approve him 1st!

And seeing as you did, we went and got hitched

But they have some nice people on here : IFELEKE, . . .etc

Ifeleke is a sweetheart dear twinny. He deserve to be the Lord of this court.

TheSeeker:
_{~Checking in ~}

Good morning, Your Honor.

Good morning, Honorable Tubabie

Good morning, Clerk Plat.


After studying carefully Gabry's evidences, she stands a good chance to be treated fairly and I remember vividly no one has the right to call another person ugly, unless they have made such person, which in fact is not and will never be possible. Citizen 190's deliberate insult on the person of Citizen Gabry by virtue of her looks is totally unacceptable.

I will not end it there, I'd rather give the defendant a time limit of 48 hours (if you wish my lord) to provide evidences of any possible altercation between the defendant and the plaintiff - this will give us a clearer view of what may have spurred the insult in the first place. . . I do not want to believe it just started without a sort of incentive, that is what I think we should do. If after 48 hours we don't hear from the defendant, or he doesn't provide a tenable evidence for this honorable court to study, we shall pass judgment. That is what I think we should do, my lord.

How nice if everyone can be like you.

I think you made the right choice, The rest has a fugly personality. . . I hope you know what I mean

Really? So finally you admitted it right? Weel, truth be told, I have never disturbed your Sausage but I only respected him.

In that case you have to tell the rest to buzz off ooo

yeap hey, I thought Bolaji is ofokasibe

Im online now.

190,

If you think Im ugly, than we shall never be friends because as far as I know, I dont have a problem with my looks and so to those whom are befriended with me and I cannot befriend with people whom thinks that Im ugly and whats worst, I cannot be friend with people whom are racisr. You called Asians ugly has proven that you are racist. 


Twinny,

I hope u made the right choice in choosing your man. . . Now who is it really? The Seeker? na2day? Phemour? Make up your mind abeg!


Ifeleke,

Why dont we go straight to his punishment? 

Hmmm. . . This is a tough one. Maybe my bf's second eldest sister (if we get married) and his youngest sister will be my sweetest flower girl. . . AWWWWWW

If not maybe its my best friend's Melanie, Tracy, Marcela or Diane but first choice its my bf's sister

Your Lordship Ifeleke

Honorable[b] Tubabie[/b]

Honorable[b] The Seeker[/b]

Clerk Twinny Plat

Now that I have come to my senses, I would like to launch a complaint against 190.     That male species of a thing had insulted my 500 billion Naira looks   and not only that, he has related me to some hideous Bushland animal called the Grudge since his mother was originally a Grudge herself! I know cause I saw his whole family admitting that on the press news.  . . . . .

Because of him mocking me, I have sleepless nights and imagine the number of times I had to tell my hubby Vuitton that I have no mood for sex because my libido had suddenly decrease in percentage due to lack of self esteem. . . .  . I am now demotivated and Im not sure whether if God actually had born me on a Monday morning or on a Sunday afternoon! all because of this[b] senseless plinky funguside toes 190! [/b]        

Please, I beg thee to find justice for me, the most humble and charming Nairalander of all time   and gain my self esteem back in order to continue my duties as a good role model towards society.

Thanking the court in advance.  


EVIDENCE OF 190 MISBEHAVING:

190:
@gabby
did u in anyway feature/act/die durin the movie the Grudge 3**damn.scary**
cos u look alot like the hairy house ghost huntin and killin people
about,i have an interestin project 4 u

i want u 2 kill na2day for me!

im willin 2 pay u 20million cedis just for it

Hi gabby
have u seen the horror movie the Unborn
u look alot like the main actress!


pls dont mind gabry
i only told her she looks like sm1 from the grudge movie and she was   cross and   angry and  broke down in2 tears wit me, im   if i offended u but i dnt want any1 comin between myself and my baby switiepie plat,

I hope ure ok and have brused your teeth gabby!

See how he is so full of himself?  

Seriously dude, Your Plat baby have other husbands so please do a reality check. Not everything is about you. You can go back to your whinning momma!  

SWIT D!!!

Baby come back!

Cause u're driving me crazy!

Baby come back!

I dont wanna see me cry. . .

When you come back!

Oh please come to me baby. . .

Cause Im dying inside. . . . . OHHHHHHHHH. . . Swit D, Come back to me!!!

Chiogo. . . Nooooo. . . Actually Ofokasibe is nice naaa. Have you tried chatting with him? He is actually sensible

WOW!!! 09-09-09 is indeed a very very GOOD NUMBER!!! U guys betta celebrate your buffday the biggest this year.

Excluding me naa

ok

TheSeeker:
Nosey! I thought I had cut off the nose?

U want to start fight with me again abi?

na2day?:
plz get a room the court room is already occupied

I suggest you slaughter 190 first before u tell us this

Seun:
Too many guests. I don't like having to put up a show for strangers on such a personal occasion.

Yes I dont like too many guests either. Its hectic!

702:
the caterers not showin up!

OMG!!! That would be like a disaster!!!

TheSeeker:
Let me see! That other girls will be jealous of my wife? Because that day, I'm going to look so good than ever

na waaaa ooo. . .

Mr.Indomie:
Fear of exes n those i hv chop and clean mouth

Dont invite them than

posakosa:
Having momma, tell of my secret location. Seeing uninvited guests.

Ohhh I hate that as well