₦airaland Forum

biina:
@Gabrywyl
Compared to me and my lowly two languages, you have quite an arsenal. I have never been good with languages: failed french in school, and struggled with English for the most part. Thank God for  TV, novels and movies, else I would have been carrying a loaded M-16 every time I typed in English. My use of English is just a case of practice makes, if not perfect, at least good.

I am not a teacher by profession, but I do teach ever so often (and the subject matter is never English - for the sake of future generations).

As per marriage, as long as you marry a Nigerian, no wahala.  I know you love us, and we also love you, so its a simple case of '4 upon 2,  no remainder.' Anything else na jara
Now if you don't marry a Nigerian - wahala go dey o.

na waa to you ooo. , . LOL

Wll, I actually have a problem with males. I use to think that am all for Malaysian men but the problem is that when I'm with them, I always think of them as my own brother instead of having that opposite atraction. A very different case when I'm with an African man. Especially those from Nigeria and Jamaica. I feel fo you guys naa and I dont understand why.

People tell me to becareful cause they say Nigerian men are famous for 419 and Jamaican men are famous for wild rough sex that it will kill an Asian girl.

I have alot of 9ja friends whom are into 419 and shop lifiting and such but also I have alot of friends whom are really really not into those stuff at all. Even those whom are into those stuff, they are actually very nice people jor.Just that at times, life leads a person towards no choices at all till they had to engaged theirselves in such activities.

And as for the Jamaican men, Nahhh. . . I dont believe ooo. . . . I had a good friend and he is Jamaican and he likes sex which is sensual and not wild. And also my uncle in Jamaican and he got married to my aunt for 20+ years now and have 4 daughters. My ant says that he is a gentleman in bed naa.

So thats just it. Different strokes for different folks and I still cannot understand why I love u guys ooo

Na waaa ooo

adahna:
lovers in tokyo, im struck by such affection

Ehehehe! So u dey find for partner in Japan abi?

uyimen:
Oh my dear Gabby, pardon my absence. I missed you so much, we went on a study tour and network coverage in that remote village was so bad i cud not connect to the internet.
Who are those bothering you,they should BEWARE!
Oh! my Gabby, i missed you.

Hey!!! Study tour? WOW! Whats it about? How is it like?

studio43:
thanks gabrywyll,

I will.

LOL! Yeye boy

y me:
gab abeg studio want make you kiss am

I will nevr do that now cause afta all his 10 wives will beat me up ooo

IFELEKE:
Haba gabrywyl, I just proffered solution now, I didnt volunteer for the test run.
Try it with him and let me know the outcome

Common now. I know u want it badly!

Phemour:
waiting for Gabry to come an say his Garbage

Excusez Moi!

Nope

Khabar baik.


Saya amat gembira kerana kamu masih ingat ayat Melayu itu.

Meaning: Im very happy because you still remember that Malay sentence.

webprince:

Ok Ok Ok Ok. , . Im really sorry ooo. . . What can I do to make it up to you ehn?

uyimen:
Gabby, going mean is not d right step forward, we all came to know and love you because of d honest,polite, gentle and lovely nature you process,not because you are mean. pls dont let ur friends down.
We love the lovely and friendly Gabby. Pls bring her back, because that is the Gabby am missing.

Now where have you been?

Oxone:
where did u hear that from?

yeah she's my nairaland wife (keyword WIFE)

na lie. o momma go tell me u only fit brush cow fur.


@Topic,

Maybe

intimacy gadgets

Ashewo!

Ibkaye, Hope you are well oo. . .

Im not a malay naa. Malay is a kinda race

U havent heard abi? Am related to Juju Master of Bushland so I know everything on Nairaland 

Na lie! Thats not u now. Abeg! Comot you real pic make me see em now

Airplane Engineer

I dont think you can stand me naaa. . .


Im a menace. And people say I behave and look like those Anime cartoons. And I fart tooo     


And plus! I go hear you datin platinumk

deor03:
Try me

try u on wetin?

Oxone:
nothing just hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmm

ofokasibe:
ofokasibe means Multiple Retard Clones -wordsmith n lalaboi will explain berra

MRC consists of bolajibroke , flowshow , ofokasibe , edosioo, chasisgirl, sauran etc

Now why would you name yourelf a Multiple Retard CLones?

And what is the meaning of MRC's exactly? Like u have names them but what do they do actually? I have not seen most of them and some I have not seen in a long time naa

Emmmm. , . I hope the mountain which you are saying is the exact one which I am thinking about


@Topic

Comedian

I dey let you fart on my hand but before you rwach ma face, I turn to Crouching tiger hidden dragon and side kick your face and than I will smack ya face with my farty hands

I think if you have attempted to shag her, she wont let u oo cause she is very young naaa. . . I remember when I was 14 even when I was 18, I still no allow it cause I believe that those age is still considered young. . . I think the perfect time to have sex for those whom no want to wait till their wedding day is 21 unless if they marry young than thats a different story.




But I wonder why did she go to a night club and left with a guy? She must be high on drugs or alcohol ooo. . . .

Yeye of da yeyeness

goodass:
ll fart in ur mouth!

@ OP

1/2+1/4+1/8+2/3+7/9

Before u do, I go stuff your arse hole with wine cork

Na waaa! This guy looks so fine. Am sure he have many gf's ooo. . . I no want to take risk

Oxone:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wetin now


@Topic,

Spiderman Spiderman,
Fry his ass in a frying pan!

Mountain Climber

So that life would be interesting!

Ehmmm. . . Heheh! Actually that name was given by my bobo's mother. Thats how I got the name and they would call me that whenever we interact. When she first gave me the name, she told me the meaning of it and I immediately fell in love with it cause it really is just like me.

In law? Uhm. . . I no go think that far for marriage ooo. . .

Languages.

Well, my mother tongue is Manglish (Malaysian English just like how 9ja have Pidgin English) and Hakkha Chinese.

Other languages which I can speak is English, Malay language (Malaysian Language), Cantonese Language (Hong Kong language) because my grandfather is from Hong Kong, Mandarin (Chinko language) cause my other grandfather is from China.

Basic language and I mean very basic - Indonesian, French and Pidgin English.

Am trying to learn how to speak Indonesia and Yoruba language.

I can write Malaysian, English, a little bit or very basic french, pidgin and Indonesian.


How about you? And are u a teacher? Cause your english is superfly high ooo

Yes Goodass Spiderman ?

Yeye

A 478

Jewelries? U sure?


Aircraft