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yes!!! And than afta that you could hand over him to mea and Sima make we suck his blood dry and feed him to ma pet alligator

uhm. . . . maybe like I go take him play mah jong.

U had your turn before beaver

OMG Toyosi, the termite's brotha is hia

Na waa! That sounds more like a goat ooo

Of course, who would dey believe a termite like him>?

Na waaa!!!! This guys dey talk to a monsta! An invinsible monsta in fact!!!! Lomade!!!!!!! We need the witch doctor to come hia and juju his head ooo!!!         


Lomade! Lomade!!! Calling for Lomade!!!!! This time we noodle folk need to act naa!  AND QUICK QUICK!!! BRING THE SMELLY TOFU HIA!!! QUICK!

but afta that you go sluaghter them right?

So u are pure Naija?

thinking that the person above me is a mumu. I no point fingers ooo

U both are correct but actually all those are my jobs naa

Cheese Grater between Hollandis's legs

Yes and also all the other 3

Uhm. . . What is your race? Cause you look like you're half this and that. And like Wow! U look gorgeous. Are you like a model?

a) Comedien

b) Personal Assitant to the Managing Director of the oil and gas industry

c) Musician / Singer

d) Event Planner

So sis, you havent answered my question jor

No mind da bafoon

Oh shait neva!

Accountant

Pirated white Nigga

Evil Baffoon!

Go eat chicken crackers

Hey Toyosi sista. I was wonderin, do you like have a mix blood or sumthin? U look so gorgeous!

Ahhhh shait! Not this guy again 

I no like you go torture people like that naaa. . . . Change job abeg!

U guys dey lie to me about something

uhm. . . no

Yeah, Id rather go for Ben's buffday party. Hope you have farts there. Thanks

He can't cry nor can he laugh cause of the following reasons:-

1) He no get teeth

2) His lips are too big like sausages so he no fit move em that much

3) if he laughs or cries, he will look like a donkey and afta that, I bet Tytylayor will divorce him.

Why are you talking to yourself?