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Hey y'all. My father go teach me this few Christmas song from I was young till now so I will teach you how to sing. No qualms.

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(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
Robin's on his way,
Bat Mobile, Broke his wheel,
joker ran away. . . .

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(to the tune of deck the hall)

Deck the hall with gasoline, fa la la la la. . . la la la la. . . .
Light a match and watch it burn, fa la la la la. . . la la la la. . . .
Watch the school burn to ashes, fa la la . . . la la la. . . la la la. . .
I'm so glad you play with matches, fa la la la la. . . la la la la. . . .

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(To The Tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

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happy Holidays peeps!

May all the males whom have a problem with females end up gay and will live happily ever after with their gay partner. Amen! 

Ok since Im not allowed to do many things, you go do my job naaa. Sniffing people's Panty to see which one is time to wash and which one no need to wash

Oh wow! That looks and sound delicious


I go give you Weedgrass with Monkey sweat

YES!!!!! Lets do the Cocroach dance


Will you blabla with my dog? - - - - - Kpele Oo, no me at the back.

I did not said simcard. I said [size=20pt]SIM Card[/size]

You call me?

DONT WANT!!!

Na waaa. U slap goodass by accident. kakaka!

U be grandpa abi?

Rat Soup                                 And because you're special, I go give it to you Boneless naa 

Its not my fault when Stan is desperately and deeply in love with me. . . And besides, who would fall in love with a pikin who still dey suck her tumb and eat baby food and still wear diapers?   

Its more like shait alright 

LMAO!!!!! U are indeed an official pikin

Go outside the tent and slap his walrus face

Of course. My leg be mutated naa

Elos Agos:
I won't just forget to mention very funny guys/ladies like:

1.) Gabry/Gabby
2.) Tondo--funniest and most comfusing


Since the poster said 2 people, I will make it 2 people per post

See Monkey above me

U dey steal ma shoes!!!

Sleep in between Cayon and Sillyboy

Hmmm. . . Poster, I really dont know what to say. . . .

@ Poster

Why are MOST ok ok, ALMOST all Naija men so stingy?

For the sake of myself and my sistas, I'm wondering why so many of them possess this characteristic, and if there's anyway we can prevent it?


Naija men, the ball is in your court, explain yourselves.

I am afraid that I have to agree with you because my bf was as such and so is his friends. I dont like it alot and therefore I go tell it off to their faces. Some accepted it and some did not make them go vex like a school girl.

My bf is improving alot and changing because he knows Im doing the ame thing for him. Things which he does not like about me, would try very hard to change so he should do the same for me.

I guess to tell them and giving your honest opinion is what you can do and its up to them whether if they wanted to except the fact or not.

Poster,

Its no harm to get advises from anybody and everybody. Its just a matter of whether the person wants to accept and follow the advice or not but I feel that to have a 2nd opinion or more opinion / advice would always be better.

na waaa. . . You dont know Dracula

So its true

*whistles* that looks hot

smack his bom bom with goodass hands from the back and if he turn around, I go point at Romade.

Nah. . . I be sexy Dracula