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I wonder if you really did read it or not. . . Hmmmm. . . .

as if your streches and sneezes is not eww. Chei!

yes na
















What abou it now?

Let me guess, you can't stand their tail?

Ok am just playing naaa. You dont have his MSn or YIM or his email?

Blonde Buys A Love Machine

One day this guy comes to work at a Love Machine shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.

About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"

The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.

Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"

So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"

The man responds "30 bucks"

She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"

"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.

So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"

The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"

Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?"

The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"

The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"

The man says "I sold a black Love Machine, a white Love Machine , and your thermous flask for $250!"

OUCH!
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I still like this one

Dreday, no mind them. I actually think the two jokes are funny though. It so typical blonde

This na boguss lie

Sima, I love snakes too. As long as its not worms, slugs, snails and butterflies, Im fine

Sorry girl, he is in ma house singing karaoke as well like the othas.

*sneezes and farts*

LMAO! Wait till I catch you

@Topic,

Animal: Ant Eater

Why: I dont know, I just have a feeling he/she looks like one

YIKES!!!!! VAMPIRE PIKIN!!!!!!!

get another one Na waaa!!!! But my name is my passion naa

Do you think he is a mosquito?

[coughs]

Betta achiever? It all depends on the person's mentality naa

I dont see why this farty Panty thread be moved to the Jokes Section? After all, it is purely jokes?

sexyLeamon:
I will miss you too

Ma dear sista, who are you referring to?

lysaa:
to all the people that would miss me, even tho its small


i've met alot of people through my journey on nl. . from my first friend Lioness to my newest. its been fun all through and can't say i wouldn't miss y'all.
Kaylala, Riviera- my 1st boyfriend on nl, lol. ., thelastdon, Rhodalyn,Z4M4eva, hotstepper, Mikebuddy, Rolly, Justkunmi, Mukina2, Jaybaby, Orinkila that would make me a movie star when I grow up. kellorah, wormedup, babymine, woleprof, marlet01, kinzolic, Akowale(holding it down on chelsea thread) Razzor-one strong female footie analyst besides Muki Kitaun, Software, Debosky, Mustay Tafari (missing him already) HayWay, Dblock, Lalaboi, SomZe, Fynwaka, Syrup, Neelsel, Needeeg, Busta, Nella IIce, Ronnie slimz, My religion Pals-Shahan (missing her already) TayoD, davidylan, Donnie-my brother, backslider, My jokes section friends- Spenchuks , Gabrywyl , princesa, Mykali Studio, Infobaba, cbase, Danni-love, Clemcykul, Sam Milla
Forum games- Wifeypenth left me Acidrop, Missy B, Efosa, GoldCircle(FYI, I'm carrying his baby ), Dragnet (gosh! I've bn asking) Yongbabe, Chibaby, Dreeldee(Only God Knows where he's bn) Cescky, Sodgi, DualCore , krama, Okanran(fed me with beefcake) MOyo( my sis chan) Jassie, Ibikaye, Bbee, Opslag, Morenike, loffers , to be continued.

Thank you jare ma twin sista

Theres no solution towards Hot now. Hot means Hot and its just Hot forevermore Hot

sylve11:
gab baby!

U call me love?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . Its HOT in here
There must be some Gabby in da Atmosphere!
I said GRRRRRRR. . . Its HOT in here
I said there must be some Gabby in da Atmosphere!

Yes I can but I cant seem to send PM to certain peeps I dont know why. . . It has been like this for a few weeks now

yeye fowl

cooldud62*:
***_coughs***

Abeg Brotha J, go vote for me.

sima:
fish above mi

Octopus above me

sima:
which kin jay u dey dream of

LOL See walnut face

My YIM is screwed up. I dont know why.

ok if you no want to be pikin, than you be grandma than.