Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida??"

dis is d funniest joke of d century. , . . . awwwwww
dat was an excellent one. , . . .

Thanks.
This confirms you're not blonde

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

first one funny tho

@second joke. .
"Your finger is broken." . . . i dont get it
what does being blonde have to do with broken finger

Magnate 02:

first one funny tho

lol, silly blondes

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

:p

The broken finger has nothing to do with her being blonde.Lemme break it down.
Blondes are stupid,right?
She tells the doctor her body hurts all over and everytime she touches herself,it hurts.It wasn't her body hurting,twas her finger cos it was broken.
Capisce?

Really?

Ray-sima:

@second joke. .
"Your finger is broken." . . . i don't get it
what does being blonde have to do with broken finger

. . .seriously . . .??

if u av watched LEGALLY BLONDE u'll know not all blondes r stupid but majority are and i wonder why

because their brain cells went to their yansh and their yansh cells went to their brain

u no well

why nw?

be lyk say u be blonde yaself

even you sef join

Nautillus:

. . .seriously . . .??

yea, seriously

Dreday, no mind them. I actually think the two jokes are funny though. It so typical blonde

Blonde Buys A Love Machine

One day this guy comes to work at a Love Machine shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.

About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"

The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.

Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"

So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"

The man responds "30 bucks"

She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"

"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.

So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"

The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"

Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?"

The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"

The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"

The man says "I sold a black Love Machine, a white Love Machine , and your thermous flask for $250!"

OUCH!
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I still like this one

9ce one gaby . . **cll**aa**pp**ss**

I wonder if you really did read it or not. . . Hmmmm. . . .

i actually read it. . n' i'm certain u're d blonde while i'm d brunette

See liar above me

see bigger liar above me

oops its my padner

na waa to you Oo Lomade

Gabret no vex nne

I will never dey vex at ou Lomade.


Lomade, why Stan go call you Captain for?

tanx dearie syl still dey pampers & cant spell my name

I know he go call you Romaine or sumthin but why he put Captain at the front?

gud question but adressed 2 d wrong person