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Blonde Logic by dreday(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2008
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida??"
Re: Blonde Logic by Raysima(f): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2008
dis is d funniest joke of d century. , . . . awwwwww
dat was an excellent one. , . . . shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked undecided tongue
Re: Blonde Logic by dreday(m): 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2008
Thanks.
This confirms you're not blonde
Re: Blonde Logic by dreday(m): 8:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Re: Blonde Logic by Magnate021(m): 1:32am On Nov 18, 2008
first one funny tho
Re: Blonde Logic by Raysima(f): 1:52am On Nov 18, 2008
@second joke. .
"Your finger is broken." . . . i dont get it undecided
what does being blonde have to do with broken finger undecided
Re: Blonde Logic by TOYOSI20(f): 1:53am On Nov 18, 2008
Magnate 02:

first one funny tho

lol, silly blondes smiley
Re: Blonde Logic by chamotex(m): 1:56am On Nov 18, 2008
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Re: Blonde Logic by TOYOSI20(f): 1:59am On Nov 18, 2008
:p
Re: Blonde Logic by dreday(m): 11:47am On Nov 18, 2008
The broken finger has nothing to do with her being blonde.Lemme break it down.
Blondes are stupid,right?
She tells the doctor her body hurts all over and everytime she touches herself,it hurts.It wasn't her body hurting,twas her finger cos it was broken.
Capisce?
Re: Blonde Logic by bydot1(m): 12:20pm On Nov 18, 2008
Really?
Re: Blonde Logic by Nautillus(m): 1:14pm On Nov 18, 2008
Ray-sima:

@second joke. .
"Your finger is broken." . . . i don't get it undecided
what does being blonde have to do with broken finger undecided

shocked shocked shocked . . .seriously . . .??
Re: Blonde Logic by romsky: 1:36pm On Nov 18, 2008
if u av watched LEGALLY BLONDE u'll know not all blondes r stupid but majority are and i wonder why
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 1:43pm On Nov 18, 2008
because their brain cells went to their yansh and their yansh cells went to their brain grin
Re: Blonde Logic by clemcykul(f): 2:09pm On Nov 18, 2008
u no well
Re: Blonde Logic by bydot1(m): 2:21pm On Nov 18, 2008
why nw?
Re: Blonde Logic by romsky: 2:34pm On Nov 18, 2008
be lyk say u be blonde yaself
Re: Blonde Logic by clemcykul(f): 3:00pm On Nov 18, 2008
even you sef join
Re: Blonde Logic by sima(f): 6:22am On Nov 22, 2008
Nautillus:

shocked shocked shocked . . .seriously . . .??
yea, seriously tongue
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 8:50am On Nov 22, 2008
Dreday, no mind them. I actually think the two jokes are funny though. It so typical blonde grin
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 8:52am On Nov 22, 2008
Blonde Buys A Love Machine

One day this guy comes to work at a Love Machine shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.

About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"

The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.

Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"

So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"

The man responds "30 bucks"

She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"

"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.

So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"

The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"

Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?"

The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"

The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"

The man says "I sold a black Love Machine, a white Love Machine , and your thermous flask for $250!"

OUCH!
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I still like this one grin
Re: Blonde Logic by sima(f): 8:57am On Nov 22, 2008
cheesy
9ce one gaby . . **cll**aa**pp**ss**
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 8:58am On Nov 22, 2008
I wonder if you really did read it or not. . . Hmmmm. . . . undecided
Re: Blonde Logic by sima(f): 9:15am On Nov 22, 2008
i actually read it. . n' i'm certain u're d blonde while i'm d brunette tongue
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 11:07am On Nov 22, 2008
See liar above me undecided
Re: Blonde Logic by romsky: 2:24pm On Nov 22, 2008
see bigger liar above me

oops its my padner
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2008
na waa to you Oo Lomade sad
Re: Blonde Logic by romsky: 2:26pm On Nov 22, 2008
Gabret no vex nne
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 2:31pm On Nov 22, 2008
I will never dey vex at ou Lomade.


Lomade, why Stan go call you Captain for?
Re: Blonde Logic by romsky: 2:34pm On Nov 22, 2008
tanx dearie syl still dey pampers & cant spell my name
Re: Blonde Logic by Gabry(f): 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2008
I know he go call you Romaine or sumthin but why he put Captain at the front?
Re: Blonde Logic by romsky: 2:46pm On Nov 22, 2008
gud question but adressed 2 d wrong person

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