₦airaland Forum

ibkaye:
My friend shattap! Minor ko, you call 29 years young!? Haba!

Ah Ah. . , Na waa! The last time we chat, you go tell me you are 25 years old. Which one is it now?  

chamotex:
I also heard that your fart smells like hot dog water mixed with bacon and cheese. Is that true?

if that is true, everyone will go kidnap my yansh by now dont you think so?

timmfikk:
you are talkingn to ur mentor like that

Give her beaver face a slap nna

chamotex:
I was passing through and I saw it.  You see even Ibkaye knows about it. Its all over NL.

Ibkaye knows about it because she is a hopping pikin. She hops all ova Nairaland sha.  Anyways, if you notice, I wasn't the one farting. I was referring to otha peeps 

ibkaye:
Hehehehe sleeping

Pikin ke? who? you know am married

This na boguss lie. Who wants to married you? U are a still a minor biko. Mama Ngozi will be piss and Amadioha will strike you sharp sharp for doing such unnecesarry pervertness

Ahahahahahahahah! Ibkaye the great pikin for Nairaland. Wheres your twin sista Sima?

So what you're tryin to say is that Missy B is your motha? Huh ?

chamotex:
Its in the joke section na

Since when you go visit the Jokes Section?    

ibkaye:
Hehehehehe

Fartinator!

See this pikin sef. Dont make me make you to blabla like what I did to your twin Sima oh

What do you mean by that?

romade:
Gabry rememba Bro T

Of course. He is my top No.1 Love for hia

YUCK! Who would eat snail?

Huh? Tufiakwa!

nah. . . I believe you are making a false statement hia.

Use her as my matress to sleep

Kiss and Hug

ibkaye:
Too bad, I ate all of it

In that case, I shall eat you up. I want your head first 

chamotex:
@Gabby

but i can't give u any o, i heard u are addicted to arse gas

Arse gas Where you go hear that from? don't tell me from that Hot bugger Richo   

Timun ------------ Means Cucumber in Malaysian Language

Yes, me too!!!!!!!! I kept remembering of that last picture you took. DAMN! That cake is in ma head nna

Mo wa po oO. 

I have been busy in da joke section nna. uhm.  ,  Am confuse, are you the one with the cake before? 


Oh no. . . or you were the one with the Alien? 

Only one thing makes me FOCUS!!!!

which is looking at my pet dinasaur farting.



Chamo Chamo Chamo Chamo Chamo Chamelia. . . .

You come and go. . . You come and go . . . .oh oh oh. . . .

Steal his biscuit and runs off

Studio43 is a monk so he no fit married for hia. He is just testing the horniness level of Nairalander peeps

Why is my name on the list of insanity?

























trying my luck

sure

And after he b pro, I will make him compete with my grandma

hyperactive

romade:
24 work
25 sleep
26 village
27 wedding
28 church
29 work
30 work
31 watchnyt
1 sleep all through
2 work

SATISFIED

When does blablabla take place?

MrCrackles:
Gabby ya'all would have to go through 26 fat turkeys to get everyone filled up!

LMAO!   Thats why right now we are loading our guns trying to hunt down Mr Turkey   His whole body is enough to feed all of us!      

yes but no weedgrass and groundnuts abeg! Mykali have stuffed me with those for a year now. . . .


Will you watch Barney the Purple Dinasaur Show with me?

Ask him if he would like to play mahjong with me

No, I have more.

I mean like my grandma, uncles, aunts, cousins. . . all those peeps

Wetin be this now?

Kpele ohh. What did I do

I'm going to Hong Kong with ma 26 family members. Hope no chaos this time 

femmace:
Kick her face and give her upper cut

Emperoh:
Slap her
Shove her
And then naked her like . . . . . . .

ok, why are you calling the above a her?

   

Give him a big fat veggie!