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LOL Jazzy, its not that they dont understand. Its just that they are saying that your story is tlong and whether if you could shorten it for them like this.

gabry: Hi
jazzy: Hi
gabry: Bye
Jazzy: Yeah


And thats all. Can you do it?

I have to go too. Going to work. You guys take care. Bye.

c!ma:
gaby gurl. . do u reli think i have a story to tell?>? lloll

yes ohh. . . You sound like an original story teller sha. 

dragonslay:
LOL Banana Head, Pineapple Head, Coconut Head. . . What else have you got for me?

How about Mag - got head?

Since when anybody in hia is in topic? See this banana head sef

Mig, we both have already cast our votes sha. What is there to vote again?

Sima, I mean as in you summarize the whole story sha

Ure a bad influence on him

Cant you cut it short?

and whys that?

She is so cute for hia.

ok now I dont believe you

c!ma:
so u believed mi??
i must be a beutiful liar oO

Na waohhh. . . Of course I believe you cause you sound so innocent for hia heheh!

yes I will. . . . , . But in ma dreams sha

For a million dollars, will you strip naked, stuck a sandwich in your snus hole and cycle around your school? HAHA! I saw this activity being done in the program show called "I bet you will"

U crazy? If I go explode the 500 dollars you go take nne.
So Nope


For a million dollars, would you sleep on a graveyard for 3 nights?

Huh? Really? Which setion you become moderator? How come I dont know? U and Mustay dey same for hia ohh. . .


Ok, at least give me the main thing that you do as a moderator.

nope

@Topic, for a million dollars, would you go smell your grandma's use panty's?

Answer is no. I am against bullying those 2 puff puff balls. For a millionDollars, I would buy new panty to be honest.

I don't break the rules? HEHEHEH!  You don't know me sha  I go bash some people up ohhh. . .
yes, I like to reply to almost all the threads if I got time. Heheh!

But what does a moderator do anyways? And what is a moderator?

Na waa ohhh. . . you must have been a bad girl sha.

Sima, Im flattered but why you vote for me? I thought this is a Nigerian forum?

I hope its a joke ohhh. . . .

What happen? U have been banned? 

Dear all, I just realized that some of our threads from the Jokes section have been moved to the General Discussion section. Anyways sha, if you want to go visit it, just click on the following link below.

Who Will You Miss If He/she Leaves Nairaland?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-186799.0.html


I Aint Joking. Just want to Feel you all
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-186562.0.html


What Is Your Real Name.?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-183355.0.html


A Girls night Out: For Girls Onli
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-181356.0.html


After Nairaland Where Else
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-184535.0.html


More Passport Photos Of Nairalanders: Latest N D Newest N Really Updated!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-175201.0.html




You Fart, I Fart, We All Fart! So What?!?!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-174686.0.html


Nude Race
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-185173.0.html


WHICH NAIRALANDER BE THIS
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-187407.0.html


Akym's Birthday!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-188144.0.html


Where Have Our Fellow Nairalanders Been?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-177100.0.html


For The Sake Of Arcani
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-179485.0.html


Infobaba, Ituen And Lysaa Assasin Test
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-186927.0.html


Mustay - Eya Pele Ohhh. . . I Think I Have No Choice – If you want to learn Malaysian language
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-160878.0.html

Yes ohh if this aint a joke, I would vote for. . .

Ituen, Clemcykul, Infobaba, Showbobo, Tufe
(overall, I think they are super hillarious, they are friendly, neutral and always up to a good laugh)

Still I don't see any reason why SAM MILLA cannot maintain as the Moderator?

Lexicon. U havent seen my dracula fangs yet for hia yes? If I go suck your blood, see you dey go nominate me such nansense or not the next time you go online.

bluenubian:
been gone for years, aint nobody miss !

Didnt you hia me callin your name?

bintab:
i will miss showbobo,gabrywyl,ibexy,ruby pearl,toyosi,arnold1,omoge,plus mama and who made me laugh on family issues

Thank you sha

Chei! So full of yourself

SIMA!!!!! That be you? What happen to your old ID

And please do not fall for this joke. Itsa big joke nne

Ahhhh. . . I know, you guys are planning a big big PLOT of joke right? This is a big joke. HAHA! Ok, you got me, now you guys can come out from your closet. The secret has been revealed.

Sammy, this is yet another joke from you right?

on wetin?

They blabla with passion

Why do you sound like my motha?

princesa, it is a compulsory for me to go to church almost every week sha cause I sing in the choir ohh