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HUH? Than whose fault is it?

infobaba:
@ ituen

i do no like this ur girlfriend o

But I like your wife ohh

ituen:
@Gabby
don't worry, he'll entertain you because he's the start attraction of the night. He's to let the others perform

I no fit shout cause the main organizer is Jazzy, I saw in her list, she already book Info for the night sha

If Jaymobb can come am sure you can come too

AHHHHH. . . Hia we are da puff puff delicacy

see this silly boy

See this silly boy sef. . . .

Go and get drunk as you like. The time you knew it, someone they pound your koboko's like they pound dry chilli

Ok I already open window

Arcani will be piss with you. . . .

Ituen, what do you know. . . One of the Male Strippers infobaba are hia. . . But I aint giving no tips if I havent seen him perform

Info, what do you mean 3 for you and 3 for me?

Ituen, thats right ohh. See him jump into conclusions hia.

Thank you na

No worries sha. I dont get influence that fast. The only crime I eva did in my entire life is to rob a bank and sell young boys in Thailand. So no worries ohh

Info, are you crazy right now? Stop cheating on your wife ohh. . .

Ituen, yes, you may draft your proposal while I do my contract letter.

Ure just jelous cause you aint got no wish from the fairy. HM!

Na waaa ohh. . . . .

U mean my Tilet Assistant. Jazzy has settled her problem. Now go help Studio

Danniluv1 & Tytylayor had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife Tytylayor wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! , Tytylayor had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband, Daniluv1’s turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and kazoom! , Dani turned 90!

Once there was a man called Pappyshoes who loved baked beans. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas.

One day he met a beautiful lady called JazzyJ and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other.

Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them. One year later they were married.

On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down.

He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him.

On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone.

He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas.

Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek.

She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back.

Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go.

He picked up his leg and let it rip. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it.

He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers.

After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped.

When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table.

No thanks. I got ma own.

EWWWWW. . . . .

Jazzy, Yes, how may I help you Darling?

Ituen, I am against wearin thongs hia. You know why? If I shit and I no wipe properly with ass wipe, I go stain da thong you know?

Info, what are you reporting for? What duty I mean

ituen:
no thanks gabby

I no dey follow una commot. can't stand all the gossip.

make una enjoy. remember to tip the strippers.

Nb: Gabby, don't forget my six packs of coors

And thats why I want to bring you along cause I not fit Amebo. . . Speaking about Amebo, we should bring along Jeovy! 

JazzyJ:
nope
one fine day we can have a day out for lovers onli
another day for bla bla bla mates
another day for guy s n girls in general
iight?
but for now it is girls nyt out

_{**gabbry can u call me on my fon plz. urgent. 0123584185**}

HUH? Are you serious now?

I wonder how he go satisfy you with dat. . . . .

ok than you buy it than. When you try it on, make me go see first

why not?

oh okkk. . . but u are being biaise

too much stuff goin on the brain after it went in there.

not

cause i be child prodigy

Your shit cannot come out? No worries I get my toilet assistant Infobaba to help you out there.

Why you say Bye Bye to ituen since he is coming along with us? I invited him ohhh. . .