Once there was a man called Pappyshoes who loved baked beans. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas.

One day he met a beautiful lady called JazzyJ and decided to talk to her. They started seeing each other.

Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them. One year later they were married.

On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down.

He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him.

On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone.

He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas.

Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek.

She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back.

Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go.

He picked up his leg and let it rip. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it.

He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers.

After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped.

When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table.

Remix

i dont see anything special in this joke.

al he did was make jazzy proud and he succeeded

Na waaa ohh. . . . .

gabb,

the joke is ok, its just that i wan interpreting it in my own way

Interpret? How you go Interpret it now?

baby, na assignment u dey give me so oh

Common bobo, go and do your assignment now. Am waiting sha

Gab, na wa 4u, The fact is that you still remain Undisputable FARTING LORD in ths
Republic of Nairaland, Your Excellency.

I no fit shout

who dey hold uuuuu , Please Do Shout, HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHihiHuHuHuHuHuHuHuhOHoHoHoHoHo

Why u be Santa Claus now? Its not yet Christmas ohh

But we're smelling it already

Smelling your fart abi?

Gabby Gabby Gabby, I have seen this on nairaland before jare

Section3: subsection 4: of NAIRALAND Constitution says

TRANSFER NOT YOUR ROLE OR YOUR TITLE TO NO MAN.  Defiants bag 10 years imprisonment.
So break no rule.
Haven't yu heard that , NOBODY farts like Gabby?

Arcani:

Gabby Gabby Gabby, I have seen this on nairaland before jare

On and off nne. Cause Nairaland takes time to reply so I fit reply while my friend fit do work but chatting on YIM, no time to reply ohh. Too fast the speed

Pappyshoes:

Section3: subsection 4: of NAIRALAND Constitution says

TRANSFER NOT YOUR ROLE OR YOUR TITLE TO NO MAN. Defiants bag 10 years imprisonment.
So break no rule.
Haven't yu heard that , NOBODY farts like Gabby?

EH. . . . Pappy, this na boguss lie. Wheres your references and supporting documents?

what reward will u give if i show you, other than immense farting.

Ill give you one of our family's blablabla. Hows that sound?

m or f?

uhm. . . . depending on availability

Pappy u need make this statement clear wit back up envidence.

Section3: subsection 4: of NAIRALAND Constitution.

bla bla. If not u will be charge to the court of this thrend.

Gab, u must hav been getting some nutrition advice these days, i observe your farting has reduced
seriously. Or a u on Farting break?

@akym
Go ahead, i have my lawyers,

I was accuse of fartiong ohhh. . . Since when I fart?

that is the reason for my next post, Check the board, Zero farting could be dangerous to your health.

Gab every one go just they accuse u bein Phat,Naa waa ooh.

Make u go do something about am oh, !!

Pappy are u sure of what u are saying?

Cos wen the time cum now make u no con dey beg mii oh.

Beg you?

for what?

for blablabla

total recycled n u used my god damn name
damn u!!!! 

@scop

Why do you always have to take everything so seriously? 

And whats wrong with recycling? Everyone does. . . . .