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It kills your brain cells one by one

sex is nothing. . . . I am looking for. . . Ok, I guess what I'm looking for is part of life. I want to contribute to society. But far beyoond my safety zone

Eh This school boy went vexing abi

LOL Confuse Confuse Confuse. You guys take in too much marijuana

I sense jelousy

I have a feeling you're gonna ask that. HAHA!

Malay language : Puki Pronounced as (Pooky),

Chinese language : pepet pronounced as (peh peht), la la

But some of us would just call it flower or coffee shop or abalone brush

Feel the hit abi ?

blabla bla. . . . Dont menion that ohhh. . . . Thats not part of me at all just yet and I am not like in need of it as well. . .

I'm looking for something else apart from life. .

What is Borehole Scop?

romade:
r You still in bed gabby

U are confuse ohhh

Whats that Scop?

Did you hear that someof you did not use the phrase Did you hear in here?

uhm. . . no comment actually

My God. . . You people. . .

Baxilexi:
monkey, nooooooo, homo sexual much better.

Baxilexi:
gaby, something is happening to me its either i'm having dyslexia or i no go nursery school, i can't read or write* crying out loud*

If you have so, than why are you typin in here Ape Boy ?

freezy:
A proverb in Yoruba says "Bi omode ba laso bi agba, ko le ni akisa bi agba" Look for any yoruba folk (they are all over there anyway) & You'll probably see that i am still ur egbon.

Common Monkey, who are you referring to now? Wetin be this language nna? Una speak in toungues abi?

dreday, like I mention earlier, I dont want a husband and also I dont want children

the Naija people in Malaysia call me African Malaysian babe and some calls me Black Yellow Confuse Girl so ya think?

No I dont. What for?

Hmm . . . I know what your intentions are ohh. . . Ok, you be the next monkey boy after infobaba

Fine, . . . . You are right for once but you have to admit that I have more experience. At least that?

Nope. . . Whats the point of getting married. he wants CHILDREN!

hMM! Are you callin me crazy?

CLEM!!!!! SINCE WHEN YOU ARE MALE

Baxilexi:
howdy everyone.

i give alone have the permission to think si gaby cnext time consult me before you think, okay! i didnt hear you . . . . good girl.

Why I have to consult you first nna?

freezy:
Of course you are new! Ok the only way to prove you are not new is this: Were you on the blog when this page was posted?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=89351.msg1634692#msg1634692

Ohhh. . . Cause during that time I was on a break. I was at my grandma's house in the bushman forest. You know how does bushman forest look like. . . No technology, no electricity. . . .

since when I am from that category? I think you mix too much with the paparazzi

But come to think of it, he made sense ohhh . . . . . . .

You be Confuse Queen now abi?

Playgroup? What do you mean?

showbobo:
Why do you want to break the poor boys heart

Well, my main objective in life was not to get married in the first place after all so no pressure. I have told him that a million times but then I caught myself in love with him deeply than I told him this idea that we live a life like Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed where they are living together for 20+ years, they have children but they dont get married so that both parties wont really have any commitments. Bad mistake I guess. . . .

ituen:
. . . . .after the boy don pay dowry

Ituen, in my culture, theres no such things as dowry. My family will never accept any gifts from the opposite side because it will bring down our reputation.

dreday:
Sorry no vex,but if no coin is inserted,no refreshment comes out.
In the same vein,if xxxxx doesn't go in,no pikin is ejected

In that case, I dont want to get married. HMM! Then when he ask me for the God knows how many times, I will tell him your story. HAAAA. . . . Finally I think this would be a good enough reason.