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This one now go think say him dey ball not knowing he is building a castle of curse upon his and his lineages head.

Useless children.

Laslas all the scamming money na to carry olosho, buy alcohol wey go damage their kidney and liver and to chop fish.

Tuehhh

Useless man.

You sure say no be ogolo the barber wey dey ride bicycle those days dey use that manual clipper scrape our head during Christmas period that year?

Na only that Christmas period clipper dey near our head...the other days na mumsi dey scrape the thing with scissors or blade...

Eeyyaaa

Farewell sir...

Who get mind dey issue the incoming minister of transportation query?

I will call jagaban for your case oh...in Teni"s vojce

Encouraging and rewarding bad behaviour all for a show...was it hunger that drove her into stealing wrappers or was she going to eat the wrappers?

I hope when more young girls and boys decide to take to stealing or other vices to get your attention you won't pretend not to see or hear them.

I'd be happy to see her repented of her kleptocracy and empowered in other ways not by giving her a cash reward as if it's a trophy for being a good or beautiful thief.
Yeye

Modified:

For those quoting me to spill Bullocks, kindly direct your humanitarian pastor to up the ante by preparing a robust financial package for our thieving politicians too as a sort of rehabilitation and encouragement for them to quit with stealing our collective patrimony.

Numbskulls...

Eyaaa

The man looks psychiaaa

Chai....life ehn....

See their one pack belles

You can't cheat nature one bit

I just saw mine now and I was just staring at it with my mouth wide open.

These people won't stop with their thievery.

Mind you, I didn't use this particular account for transactions up to 10 times in the month under review oh.

Useless people

Iamyemmie:
What do you say u want to buy when you go to the market?

I have someone who brings it for me. The person sef no sabi the name....lol

Cultistupdate:
Below is another eye witness in this same incident.
This one also lost his brother in the burial

According to this particular eye witness he said it would have been better they use human heads to bury this guy than to disrupt the burial and kill everybody.
He also added that it has been long this kind of incident happened in Ebenebe.
He ended by blaming the town criers who failed to warn the villagers not to attend the burial of late Mr Joseph.

He also expressed anger at how the rival cultist killed everyone they saw not minding it was an open field and many people came to the burial to not knowing what was going on.

This one's head would have been perfect to bury the renegade...

Hmmm

Galvos Met....


There's a local avocado-like fruit I could recommend too.

I haven't succeeded in finding the English name for it though but a picture is attached.

If you are able to get the fruit, chop it up in to bits and load it up in a 1 litre bottle, allow to rest and ferment for 24 hours, then drain the fermented water into another bottle.

You'll take a schnapps glass shot. But before taking it ensure to check and know your sugar level first. After the first shot, take your fasting blood sugar the next day before taking another shot.

Please, do not abuse it as it has the tendency to drop your sugar levels too low and note that it's the most bitterest thing you'd ever taste but it works like magic.

That's what I use for me and the doctors are surprised I do not do insulin or take galvosmet.

I wish you victory over this silent killer.

Be mindful of your diet too and engage in exercising that'd help you sweat out.

Good desecration.

The desecrators will in turn get desecrated and the cycle will continue until they realize how useless they are with this cultism shiit

So shall they all be turned one against another for their sins against the general citizenry.

Evil people.

Upon all the looting and stadhing up for their generations, their kids still end up as no-gooders and crack heads.

I'm surprised no one has been bold and honest enough to tell the babaringa bullion van that a DNA will be in order with this so-called son of his.

Na wetin God go take punish am be this.

Thief..

Good desecration.

The desecrators will in turn get desecrated and the cycle will continue until they realize how useless they are with this cultism shiit..

Good desecration.

The desecrators will in turn get desecrated and the cycle will continue until they realize how useless they are with this cultism shiit

Na wa

Sorry guys.

No be only gold, na sheeet

Battery low..

Make dem divert him flight to Ukraine.

Wasting our scarce foreign exchange on senseless junketting.

So shameful...

This is the worst mistake in our national history.

Awesome...

Welcome back home, son.

We are glad you dodged dem bullets and came back in one piece.

This one sef na blogger oh...

What a disgrace.

Your English is fatter or better...

You better dust your hoe and cutlass, enter farm for this next planting season.

Amazing.

You are blessed boy.

God has brought you into your destiny.

Make the best of it.

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Check your dm

I love this guy..

Osi my bro...

Happy birthday to you my favorite humor merchant.

Chai....

Diasrisgod God oooh

Nitwit

CoronaVirusPro:
Inferiority complex!

So the African Union does not have a say in World affairs?

Your lots irritate!

You use head knack ground when dem born you.

African Union get say for African Union matter?

Are you okay?
No be only WorldAffairs...

Na Terrestial affairs.

Na people like you no dey allow Bubu see the town and how people dey suffer..

All una own na to dey lie give am say everybody dey happy and dem dey hail am...

Otondo

Foolish goats

Some goats dey get sense but these ones dey irredeemable.

This one no be matter of rally and protest.

Make una head on to the frontlines carry weapons and fight on behalf of the Ukrainians.

Una dey mad

Make una kwantinueee