₦airaland Forum

Lol

This week and days leading to the election day will be so so interesting and memorable in every Nigerian's lives.

Drama go plenty.

I pray Peter Obi wins the forthcoming election. After his first year in office, we'll all be here to read and laugh about the new nickname Nigerians will give him.

No be Nigeria and Nigerians again?

Perhaps, by then, it'll dawn on us all that there is indeed something endemically missing from what we all regard as a country (zero foundation).

May we get it right sha.

None, absolutely none of those parading and pretending to the seat today can make any change.

This present administration will be hailed in comparison.

Make una return those ghana must go bag of old currencies wey una don collect back to the owner.

I kuku trust Buhari, him no get time to read any nonsense letter not to talk of this one wey him know say no be una write am by unasef.

Nonsense

The real Arewa youths will issue a statement to refute this rubbish up there before the Election Day.

Voice of ElMidget, Gandollar and Co. Plus FFK and Kenyamumu handwriting.

Selfish morons.

God don decide to punish this one with bad luck.

Whatever party he defects to always ends up in disarray leaving him in limbo and hunger for rice until the next election season opens up.

Na so you go jump from one party to another with no result until you get sense.

Garrulous, gluttonous idiot.

Dem don come again...

Kai

Obsolescence....

lexy2014:
Am glad that you "don't" your hat for buhari.

When you ask "Why would an economy where the money looted and stashed away in houses outweighs that which is in circulation even make sense on any economic matrix/indices?"

How does it not make any economic sense? Can you explain?

When you say some people "money looted and stashed away in houses", can you tell us the year or give us a timeline when they did these things?

Did you personally witness them embezzling, building mansions for this money, complete with AC to keep the monies fresh and crisp? Did you go to these mansions built from embezzled money?

What time did they do all these?

After buhari became president, nigeria became the country with the highest number of poor people. Are you saying buhari is no longer responsible for that and that he is now a saint?

How did buhari put the country and her citizens before any party loyalists?

You say buhari is "The only General I recognize in Nigeria with no blemish or taints of corruption and evil acquisition of mundane material things" but how is his wife able to live in Dubai?

I would have chosen to ignore your very ignorant and childish rant up there but just remembered some additional pros about the man named General Muhamadu Buhari to help you cry and wail some more.

* Buhari is the reason why every youth today has taken it upon him/herself to get involved in the forthcoming election knowing there is a glimmer of hope that there votes would and can count.

* Buhari's non-intersest in do or die politics as a way to enthrone his favorite or party on the citizens is the reason why everyone is enthusiastic about the forthcoming election particularly the obedients are they chose to be referred to. If he had any skeleton to hide, he'd be more concerned about enthroning the one that'd cover up his skeletons.

* Buhari it is who refused to give any powers to his wife's office as had been the custom before now which had led her to her many wailings and attacks on him. She had the dream to be the Patience, Stella Obasanjo, and Turai Yaradua.

In conclusion, feel free to play with your next 8 years on earth. While at it, do well to add it to your current age. By then, Buhari would have gone to be with his maker and led a life that'd be insulated from every ill you could be dealing with as an Ex-President.

I can reel out more in case you refuse to get some sense and reflect on some of the above.

Go ponder.

D.O.A

Dead on Arrival.

Make una use una loot open una own Central Bank of Looters.

Animals.

Enemies of the state and the people.

You'd embezzle the people's money, and build mansions for this money, complete with AC to keep the monies fresh and crisp while the poor citizens go homeless, hungry, and always without.

Yet, some of these hungry and hopeless individuals still go about rooting for and supporting their real enemies.

Only in Nigeria.

Why would an economy where the money looted and stashed away in houses outweighs that which is in circulation even make sense on any economic matrix/indices?

*Electoral reform act...

*Rendering their cash loot worthless and useless...

* Buhari is the reason why every youth today has taken it upon him/herself to get involved in the forthcoming election knowing there is a glimmer of hope that their votes would and can count.

* Buhari's non-interest in do-or-die politics as a way to enthrone his favorite or party on the citizens is the reason why everyone is enthusiastic about the forthcoming election, particularly the obedients as they chose to be referred to. If he had any skeleton to hide, he'd be more concerned about enthroning the one that'd cover up his skeletons.

* Buhari it is who refused to give any powers to his wife's office as had been the custom before now which had led her to her many wailings and attacks on him. She had the dream to be the Patience, Stella Obasanjo, and Turai Yaradua.

In conclusion, feel free to play with your next 8 years on earth. While at it, do well to add it to your current age. By then, Buhari would have gone to be with his maker and led a life that'd be insulated from every ill you could be dealing with as an Ex-President.


You've done your bit Bubu, posterity will remember you for these legacies.

You were the only man with the balls and true love for Nigeria to take such actions because you had nothing to hide.

You've set the stage for whoever next is coming in to continue from where you stopped and solve whatever it is Nigerians are complaining that you couldn't do.

There was no way you could have faced the hydra-headed demons pinning this country down all at the same time to succeed in any.

Where their allegiances were to their parties in a do-or-die election fashion, yours was to the country and citizens.

Where they'd rather protect their party and party faithfuls, you put the country and her citizens before any party loyalists or your butt-lickers by making them be at par for once with the citizens in terms of suffering what the citizens had been suffering all alone for as long as Nigeria had been in existence.

Na later later people go understand.

I doff my hat to you, sir General Muhamadu Buhari. The only man no media propaganda can succeed in linking with any personal corruption.

The only General I recognize in Nigeria with no blemish or taints of corruption and evil acquisition of mundane material things.

Salut...

simplepee:


My address is No 3, Food street, Nairaland Nigeria…

See you in 5...

Abeg no finish am before I cum oh...

There'd be so much road bumps and potholes that'd lead to a huge traffic along the way while meandering through the road of this soup.

My kinda soup...

Abeg send me your address..

sirjamesjnr:
. Okay my brother, thanks please let me know when the story click.

Sure, sir.

Allah's spokesman has spoken...

Spherica177:
This is a brilliant idea but why don't you consider Op for this offer? He is a brother to this young girl and he has been supportive with his meagre 30k job. I believe if things get better for him, he will help the family obviously

Some individuals are willing to help the young girl through school in Nigeria and also help her get sewing machine

I think you should consider helping the elder brother who already has a degree. It will turn out a success and positively change the family condition at large

Cheers.

A brilliant and very mature advice if all checks out.

sirjamesjnr:
. Good morning, is the story real?
How do we proceed to help?
Can someone volunteer on our behaved of us and open an account for the girl maybe a student account in any First bank branch?
I like we sort out this issue once.
Sending money to that guy is not a guarantee that the girl will obtain an education. We can achieve this, please, thanks.

We are still waiting for amdman to revert on his findings.

Very wicked and irritating midget.

Ok

Bubu the Nigga Raw...

E tell the thieves wey think say him na muu naive Fulani man wey dem fit use "uwanka, where banza".

Oles...

They've got no dirt on Buhari as a human being dem for don set their media machineries in motion.

Nothing concern Buhari concern material acquisitions like the demons wey dey wan fight am.

Una no go die well...

When e come back e go still go raise BAT hand up before him go continue to mind him business.

Na Buhari fit Nigeria.

No much talk, no grammar, do the thieves wetin you fit do them continue your waka..

Una just help that one lose him job. Maybe he will become the CBN Govenor of ElMidget Central Bank of Kaduna...

Na wa for wire road...

What a sexy piece of good news...

Demonic bastards.

It will and must succeed.

Nothing good comes easy.

Where is Elmidget, Yeye Bello, Gandollar et Al?

greatiyk4u:
My question is will Tinubu die if he doesn't become the president?

Why manipulating the media to cause panic and confusion everywhere?

The desperation is becoming embarrassing to every sane minded Nigerians

He has no control over what's egging him on. Its name is karma.

We all get it according to our deeds.

It happened to MKO and many others before BAT.

Wahala

This should be making headlines I think.

An Israeli firm sought to influence more than 30 elections around the world - with the two-thirds in Africa- for clients by hacking, sabotage and spreading disinformation, according to an undercover media investigation consortium named Forbidden Stories. The company, with no legal existence, dubbed "Team Jorge" by journalists who posed as potential clients in order to gather information on its methods and capabilities. They chose this nickname because of the pseudonym of one of its leaders, Tal Hanan, is composed of former members of Israeli security services according to the revelations of the collective Wednesday (Feb. 15). Its various sponsors have not been identified.

The 50-year-old told three undercover reporters that his services, often called "black ops" in the industry, were available to intelligence agencies, political campaigns and private companies. "We are now involved in one election in Africa... We have a team in Greece and a team in [the] Emirates... [We have completed] 33 presidential-level campaigns, 27 of which were successful," the Guardian quoted him as saying. Most of the campaigns – two-thirds – were in Africa, he claimed.

This adds to a growing body of evidence that shadowy private firms across the world are profiting from invasive hacking tools and the power of social media platforms to manipulate public opinion.

Hanan did not respond to detailed questions, saying only: "I deny any wrongdoing."

The investigation published Wednesday was carried out by a consortium of journalists from 30 outlets, including Code for Africa, the Guardian in the UK, The Washington Post in the US, Le Monde in France, Israeli Haaretz, under the supervision of the France-based non-profit Forbidden Stories.

While making a demonstration of his technology to reporters, Tal Hanan appeared to hack into the Gmail inbox and Telegram account of political operatives in Kenya days before a presidential election there.

Forbidden Stories named the targets as two aides to William Ruto, who ended up winning the August 2022 ballot.

"Team Jorge" was involved in the 2018 scandal commonly known as Cambridge Analytica. The notorious British consulting firm which has since shut down was allegedly used to develop software steering voters towards specific personalities. It collected and exploited the personal data of 87 million Facebook users to which the platform had given it access. Donald Trump was one of their clients. Online public influence campaigns were carried out via a software platform, known as Advanced Impact Media Solutions, that allegedly controlled nearly 40,000 social media profiles across Facebook, Twitter or LinkedIn, the reports say.

Source: africanews.com

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dat9jaguy:
There is still no correlation between the two, you are just clutching at straws.
How does Abiola fighting for his stolen mandate and Tinubu complaining and then giving advice on the way forward be regarded as the same thing. You just dey look for something to talk.

Lol...I hear you.

Laslas, na God go punish people wey remove history from our school curriculum.

Stolen mandate you said? Someone who had been sponsoring stealing of mandates abi?

Find a dictionary and look up the meaning of karma...this is verse 2.

Everything we do in life (good or bad) we'll get our just rewards.

Isn't it interesting that no one of the wailing wailers has been able to come up to say Bubu is corrupt or a thief yet?

Buhari is the only man that could have done what he is doing without any fear...

Pele

Na these kind bastards Putin dey send "Handshake or cup of tea" for.

Bastard.

Finland Government are culpable...

The.....lol

Short demon.

Foolish bigot.

Very possible.

Welldone and congratulations brother.

dat9jaguy:
Poor students of history. Abiola challenged the government then because his victory at the polls was cut short with the annulment of the elections.
Has elections been held
Is Tinubu challenging the government or providing solutions to a failure in policy implementation
There is no correlation.

Lol

The correlation here is that MKO was the jagaban of those day who was sponsoring and financing military coups including the one that brought in Buhari in 1983 and IBB's that unsat Bubu's regime in the hopes that they'll hand power over to him as a President.

But the guys saw through his accumulations and how he'll be a threat to the existence of Nigeria and theirs if they made him the President.

Can you now correlate this with BAT and how Buhari became the President in 2015?

Make una go learn more about Nigrian history.

They believed Buhari was the same naive and muguish Fulani man of 1983 not knowing Baba learned his lessons and had a huge surprise for them.

While they were licking his balls and arses Bubu dey yimu dem say una go collect before I comot for seat.

Thank you don't mention.