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So, gistlover came into being just this past January 2023.

Una head no just correct at all with these concocted lame excuses at distorting and deflecting facts away from how you greedy and bloodthirsty vermins murder people extrajudicially and take possession of their properties.

Yes, every sensible person would understand that sharing formula from your blood-tainted loot was the main drive behind this guy ratting out on you lots or you realized he got more than he declared to you, CSP demonic Patrick.

In a functional society, you demons would have been disarmed, disengaged, and kept in secured protective custody and away from further access to police property/intelligence and evidence to ensure an untainted investigation.

But here we are, the accused becoming an investigator, victim, and potential judge.

There is absolutely no hope for this country and the respective states making it up.

So sad.

Lemme finish this cooler of rice fess im cumn...

Signed,
FFK

So painful...

What's new in this?

May nature, life, and the spirits answer this prayer of yours...

Barking Bulldog Wike news media.

The iyanapaja worse pass Tonto Dike.

Atiku has used Wike to define the phrases "Silence is Golden and Silence is the best answer given to a fool".

Shameless, money miss road thug...

Gandoki the babanriga Dollar bullion van.

Baba say make I tell you say him don come back oh...

Stealin Advocate of the Masses.

El Midget the evil bigot.

That him son wey no get respect for him papa and anybody go use their stashed old notes dey clean nyansh laslas...

Brighton1:
As body no be firewood, I decided to carry one runs babe for a night. I drove to a popular junction where loads of runs babes do stand. I walked up to this particular curvy fine babe, she said her price for a night is i8k and she can go for 3 rounds, I said no problem. I was having 6k cash on me, I gave her 4k and told her i will transfer the remaining 4k before she leaves the next morning. She said she likes bullet drink, I bought her the drink and suya with the 2k left on me, then I took her to my house.

We started the first round, this girl was jst nagging and hissing every 3 seconds, saying bros do fast na, this bros don take drugs, Bros abeg cum fast She was jst acting as if she dey offer me the pussy for free.
I have to stop becus her nagging was already too much as I was no longer enjoying the sex. I was patiently waiting for the day to break for her to leave my house.

This morning 6:30am as she was leaving, I jst told her I'm not giving her the balance as I didn't exhaust the rounds. I only did one round out of 3. Omo na here the wahala start. This girl created a scene in my compound, she say she no go comot for my house until I pay her the balance, she was shouting ontop of her voice.

Omo, my landlord and my co-tenant came out to know what issue was all about. I was so ashamed to explain to them what really happened, how will I start the explanation. na even the girl come dey explain give them say I fvck her and I no gree pay her.
I felt so embarrassed no be small and my compound people dey respect me, some even think say I be pastor becus of the way I dey do my things, but i think they would have a second thought about me. I no go lie fit you, I felt so embarrassed today.

Well done...

Na so God go take disgrace all the enemies of the poor Nigerian citizens..

Sharing formula is always their nemesis.

The one confessing now obviously short-changed the demon Patrick from the money they wiped out from the victim's account and when Patrick realized this and wanted to meet him to explain before summarily executing him, he went underground from where he has now turned a canary singing bird to bring his murderous gang members down.

Wow...Rest well, bro.

That we look all radiant and well doesn't mean we are completely well.

Check up, check up...

melonsgroup:
Chai I missed Obasanjo

Obasanjo should've kept this man where he belongs

Even Yaradua chased him out of Nigeria when he ran to Dubai to take refuge.

Many Nigerians don't seem to remember...lol

OG over 10.5

Old note abi new notes?

OG ov 5.5

Foolish people.

Political relevance for personal gains are their watchword.

I wonder if his so-called friends bought the forms with the old notes or the redesigned ones.

Friends, indeed.

Thieves...

amdman:
UPDATE

My lawyer was at OP's house today and was able to confirm that OP is genuine.

For privacy reasons, I am not able to disclose more information about OP's circumstances, but we will be proceeding with supporting the young girl moving forward. Her dream is to be a lawyer and I am believing that God will make that dream come true.

I will be engaging all those that have volunteered to help and will setup a WhatsApp group to coordinate our support. You can PM me if you want to join our collective effort.

@gaby
@dawoyo
@keepingmum
@crenzywilliams
@ibilelfe
@sirjamesjnr
@texazzpete
@rickleye
@iykenuwa
@geegee08
@kemabassi
@yakson123

Well done boss.

tuoyoojo:
You too like amebo

But the story sweet like sugar

We need these kind amebos to keep us busy and forget the cash crunch until the Election Day abeg...

This kind amebo dey sweet no be small...lol

Karma

Oh, he's still in Addis Ababa.

We are patiently waiting for our darling daddy to come and hear what bwoda ElMidget, Gandollar, Eleyi, and Co. Has been saying in his absence.

Daddy oyoyo Daddy oyoyo...

Bwoda Gandollar say you no get sense, daddy. Him say you spend 8 years to think of redesigning naira to render their loot worthless.

His KARMA is patiently perched on a corner waiting for the right time to deliver his message to him.

Whatever we sow in this world, good or bad, we'll get it back in equal measure..

Nigeria, the skit capital of the world indeed.

Themandator:
Africans and adage

Take time reason am na...

Meeting and exercise in futility.

This currency policy must stand as we bear the current pains ahead for a better country, hopefully.

Thank you Bubu for giving us and the thieving elites a level playing field for wailing and hardship for once in our national history.

Oles

CoronaVirusRelo:
Smh……

Shake that empty head very well for yourself maybe that would activate the shiit occupying the center of it to begin to work.

Dense people everywhere.

CoronaVirusRelo:
😁😁😁😁😁


People forget that dollars is not scarce.

Dollars is not scarce indeed.

You think the American Dollar is our worthless Naira that can be withdrawn and stockpiled the way the Naira has been rubbished?

If it were possible for them to get the equivalent of their loot in Dollars you think they'd chose to stockpile in Naira instead of Dollars or be wailing right now?

It's so easy to see that majority of you are truly clueless and supporting your real enemies out of sheer ethnic and tribal sentiments.

Well done General Buhari. For the first time in the history of Nigeria, the elites and the oppressed masses have found a level playing field for hardship and lamentation.

Whoever expects Nigeria to be set on the road to prosperity without any pains and grumbling must be deluded.

How do you make an omelet without breaking some eggs?

Lol

They are set to destroy the US healthcare system in their usual style.

Why, why why?

If your brain too block to read and pass to become a nurse why fake it to put innocent people's lives at risk?

You could have just settled as a health aide or PCA and still be collecting your dollars.

Greedy dumb people always looking for shortcuts to cash out even when it involves a sacred thing like life.

Everybody don jump on the Supreme court decision bandwagon even those without a single knowledge of what the injunction truly means...

Nonsense thieves.