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guobe:
Continued in another thread

See why I say this man no serious ABI😁😸

Gotocourt:
That guy get shallow reasoning, very anyhow mentality

Some people have been raised with the spirit of suffer head, that means, anything wey person do them, as long as you go preserve your self image and the persons from outsiders, you should keep calm..


Shebi that gospel artist wey her husband beat to death, shebi her pastor come dey testify say him no know say the matter serious like that, na so-so look up to God and pray for your spouse till you kpie, spouse go still find way move on ASAP...


Don't be surprised the late military officer that got burnt by himself(according to the wife Lamba tales), wanted to move on from the marriage but he kept asking himself, what would people say, that I left marriage of 6 months, force man like me...


We both know where all the force man dey now..... No wonder our leaders could do and undo anything and the masses would just groan for a second and find a way to bear it, and the cycle continues...

calabaman:
I guess you aren't married Sir
After the rigours of counselling.

Billing upon billing onto marriage plans.

You would understand that leaving is almost always a last option, in the case of op to save his life.

I don't call it weak... But being matured and saving his investment.
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So if you use your money to buy food and you find out that the food is causing you severe stomach ache, you go continue eating the food because of the money you used to buy it right?



Now I see why plenty married folks dey die for their marriage, cause they are all about what outsiders would say...


Yes, na the same outsiders go attend their burial and say plenty Ehya.....



Shey if say op die from stab wound, all the money he had wasted to do marriage would be used to wake him back up...


Rubbish and ingredients....

After over a 100 slaps this year alone, you still didn't feel like quitting until she stabbed you, if you had die, shey na your ghost for dey write this story abi?



Op, you failed when you chop the first slap and didn't say anything, like which kin women una dey carry put for house that would slap you and still be feeling alright....

Tenrack:
welldone. Make she go meet those Gboys. God punish debii

After all the stress Baba Bola dey give person, no woman to fit add to the stress at all...


God pass all of them...😁

Tenrack:
Some dey say I dey bitter because I dey state am as e be. As I dey now, i no send any girl. I like my freedom. They have absolutely nothing good to offer you I promise. If no be pikin wetin person dey put woman for house for. They are too much of a risk and liability. My married friend keeps disturbing me with requests as if I send am work. I don kuku stop to pick e call. You can never tame a woman unless na God won help you. I really pity men wey dey trust their women completely. If only they can access their partner's phones...

I get one current girl wey use mouth finish me in the name of motivational talks(wetin vex me be say na g-boy she dey use compare with me)


Years back, I'll have given her a piece of my mouth but instead I just kept quiet and swallow all the shalaye with water...


Since that day, I mean every single day, she calls at least 5 times and never for once will I pick, even if them put gun for my head, neither would I blacklist the number..


She's in the place that I created specially for dumb women....

guobe:
Hahaha watin you want make I talk.

End your story and I'll tell you😁😁😁

Tenrack:
Let's call a spade a spade, if as a man you are still trusting women, "oh mine can't do this to me" you're in for a very rude shock.

You see this particular line wey you talk so, you no lie.

Babe wey I fit tell you say I like pass for my life, we broke up one time and first word that came out of her mouth 'you think you are the only one I'm banging', omor thank God say na phone we dey talk cause my jaw literally fell. Babe wey dey everly go only two places, mostly my house till night, then direct to her parents house, wey she go even call me when she arrives, sometimes I go talk to her siblings sef, but she still manage still dey cheat...


From that day on eh, when it comes to women, na just to pray for the best and hope for the worse so that when it happens (and it almost certainly does, provided you are willing to forgive), e no go sha pain you much....


Wahala for who dey carry woman for head...

Now I see where you got your snatching powress from madam OP 😁😀😀



I will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth, your sister na Ol**ho, the sooner you girls come to terms with that, the better for all of you. Some people ain't meant for one partner, no matter how you try to keep them down, the spirit of exploration no dey allow them rest.


First lemme address your big sis: My advice for her is to keep chopping the simp man until he gets sense and dumps her. Furthermore, she should use her talent wisely, her mates dey collect big men from their wives, she dey follow pencil wey no even get house, na her man house wey person dey cum nack her, like WTF...

I'm sure south African series no dey lie, cause their men are all about drinking and fornicating, the ones wey dey manage hustle go be factory security 😁😁😁😁😁



Secondly lemme address the simp man: He deserves what ever is happening to him for carry a big sign painted with red colour plus her double luggages and can still afford the indignity of getting his woman screaming another man's name untop his bed. And what does he do when he finds out? Yes, he went to his woman's younger sister for advice. Can another mortal Simp like this? Only in S.A precisely.....




As you for you madam OP, just buy popcorn and coke and watch the drama from afar, you're already a complicit to the whole equation so don't try forming sainthood, just embrace your sins and hope for the best outcome....



BTW, the worse outcome would be a triple homicide..... I just hope you'll post it if it gets to that, cause it's only a matter of time.....


I come in piss.....

Na why them say when you cum, you come to your senses...



Now if konji wan fry my brain, I go first light one blunt...


Next ten minutes, I dey think of things wey happen for 1827 and how to better my future, na ideas go just full my brain... Before you know, night don do and I no call any babe....


Repeat next time when konji returns😁😁

guobe:
The married man was alone at home with the house girl when the wife travelled abroad.
Feeling Hot, married man now converted house girl to his sidechick.
So as to be discreet he now rented an apartment of 2 bedroom of about 500,000 naira for the sidechick and called his wife on phone who was abroad that he has driven the house girl away as there was no work at home for her to do.
The wife said he should have left her but he insisted it was the right thing to do.
He had freedom at the ex housegirls apartment now side chick as he was having the fun of his life feeling young over again as the gen z side chick was giving him 2025 model doggy 🐕 styles.
The married man felt so much alive once again.
To be continued.

You never talk wetin dey your mind yet...

Samantha125:
I'm open to whatever you may call me by, I don't care.

But how did I snatch a full grown man that was busy coming after me? Was I supposed to hire hitmen to threaten him to stay away?🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

I never asked him to leave his ex for me and the time he broke up with her, I had even ended our situationship and ceased all form of communication with him.

All this long shalaye, shebi he's your current husband/partner....


You go explain tire....😁😁😁


BTW our presido is a snatcher too, una fit relate...