₦airaland Forum

Oboi and I thought I was the only one observing the new menace in town....


Like homies, how did we go from searching for a virgin to trying to get a good girl wey never born one or two or do multiple abortions or is not a low key uhkup participant.

You no fit get five babes now wey 4 never born already, it's like the new craze in town..

Sometimes I'm tempted to tow the same route but that won't make me any different from the dead beat dads all around, even at that, I've seen ladies that willfully made them selves baby Mamas in the hopes of getting a guy solely to themselves, they always learn the hard way ...




As for me and my kin, as long as I never get any pikin outside according to the best of my knowledge, I no go start any match from 1-0

Everything na content for portable, una think say that cry is real?

All na contents...

Be like some girls dey intentionally get belly so that they could sell the children, for their mind e dey better than doing abortion, new business update no dey tire bannies of this generation....

sandra2025:
You sabi the game.
Nah so.
Oshere no get joy.
It's better to have a girlfriend than an olosho for ashawo quarters.

When girlfriends these days come dey worse pass olosho?

Who una wan deceive?

Remove trouser, hang for nail back of door, comot wallet drop near bed, pay the lady, she go remove only the down side and immediately want you erect and ready...


Plug and play, two seconds she don dey shout say you dey waste her time, or if your prick slip out again, that's the end....


Three minutes later, customer buy me one bottle nah with a big smile on her face....


You wey don vex already and cum to your senses....

Vikto17:
A girl of 18 - 23yrs have zero financial strength, have no career of her own. she is coming in as a full time burden to you.

Majority of them are not mentally ready for marriage , they have no ideal knowledge of what they want.. she will love you today, wake up tomorrow and develop feelings for another,, many of them will hate you in future for taking away their youth with marriage..

Majority of them are not virgins.. they are sexualy exposed at a very early age..

In conclusion if a younger woman is not bringing finances, not bringing a good career and not bringing virginity,, how are they better than a woman in her late 20s or 30s..
As man of 33yrs l have dated a lot of them and God knows l will be deceiving my self if l will be taking any of them to the altar,, beyond sex most of them have zero knowledge about life and it realities..just tik tok and social media trends..
Guys who married their age mates and mature girls seems to be enjoying life to the fullest quietly and we are here trying to follow societal norms..
As a man think deeply about this in your free time.. l am done with all this small girls honestly..

Finally someone shares my pain....



I met a girl this year that I'm 13 years older than, and the relationship has been mentally draining, the age range dey shine like sun, so frustrating, sometimes I feel like to cut cane and dash her some strokes...


I've all but broken up with her, but I want make we meet make I tell her face to face cause me no dey break up on phone....


No wonder I've always liked older women since I small, na marriage pressure wan make me date downwards and I never see any better reason to continue...

Caaz:
My sis has bn on my neck,na her entitlement mentality dey vex me,i sent her money last week,she is back again to gaslight me...Omorr na blocking straight she chop.i dey hate make person dey pressure me.

Na the gaslighting dey pain me pass, like how do someone take up the nerves to accuse another about not giving your own money or resources, like if it's so easy to get, why are you begging in the first place, they for help themselves nah...


Sha end of year family, I'll tell everybody to kindly delete my number cause if my only value is to give, give and give... Then I'm good as an orphan...

Peterrio:
I'll forgive that you were slow to act because it's your sis

Na my Mama 😌😌😌

VeeVeeMyLuv:
How did you able to differentiate them?
15?

No! I refused to believe it's destiny

I for send you screenshot of my Blessing collection, you for laugh tire..


Blessing 1 till 5

Blessing sch, Blessing church, Blessing bank, etc... I even went as far as adding guys names to the blessing make I know which guy introduced me to the particular blessing....

Bahamas95:
Natasha
Cynthia
Blessing
Favour
Chika
Elohor



You see these names, most especially that BLESSING avoid them like plague.

You don talk am finish my guy, I've got more than 15 girls named Blessing on my contacts list and I can swear to you bro that none of them are a blessing....

MetalJigsaw:
We do have fun with my d!ck, her mouth, her hands and her breasts.

And you still call her a virgin?

Lemme not talk👹👹👹

Goodlady:
Ya heaven na view once.

Me wey be chief security for there... You enter heaven make I see😁

MetalJigsaw:
I'm about to marry my dream girl who is a virgin but she's uncomfortable with my size.

Should I persuade her that she will adapt?

How did she know that your size is too big?

How many sample cases has she handled?

Have you really confirmed her chastity?


Think my guy, Think!!!

The moment I realized that I've been groomed from childhood to be a selfless provider for all my siblings, it was already pretty too late, I've been burnt and reburnt...


So I've accepted my fate, they only call me to bill, all I say is yes or no...

For this life, if you no think about yourself, the people you were thinking of yesterday would be the same ones to ask you if they forced you to think about them in the first place...


Hmm, pains of an average Nigerian eldest son 😌

My two siblings above and below direct are doing leagues better than me but even airtime on my birthday hard for them to send, I've learnt to live with my scars, everything go dey alright someday...

Omihanifa my Gee

Come tell me something, do you work in the adult industry cause you too sabi them 99% of the time or you're a low-key journalist posing as camera man or backstage crew member make you dey get access to all this juicy Naija adult industry tales?


Pray thee and tell me more....

Leonardo4:
You a thief?
How can you be so sure. No way he do get that 11k

Don't be silly man...


For my area, na people dey go call them to come buy condemned irons, naso you go see mama, pikin and co fall out with all manner of things..


The truth is, the easiest way to move a stolen metal na through this abokis...

Don't quote me to say silly things again...

Wow, .but seriously I'm sure someone sold it to him...


These days, iron condemn no need to steal anymore, infact they're even the ones why sharp funds now, Apc has driven Nigerians to so much hunger that every piece of metal is looking like sharp funds in their eyes...

The one wey dey come my compound is eagerly expected each week, things wey children dey do before, adults don put body....


It's a sad hungry time...

Naso I go toast one new babe, she say I go use her chop and clean mouth, I told her ain't got time for that, I could equally behave like a good guy and still chop her and clean mouth, babe shock, put me for observation mode..

Invited her over twice, she explicitly told me she won't be visiting anytime soon, just yesterday, I paid one an unannounced visit cause I had a work close to her house..
Lo and behold, madam dey ask person on phone if she could come visiting...


When she finally saw me, shock wan kill her, I clear her doubts make she know say I hear everything, in her defence, she was like, I'm always busy so I no go dey house when she's free, the same person wey dey decline visit me, I openly told her that her number go turn artefact for my phone, she never understand yet....


Me wey get chicks long like train, nai person that was just 4 years old when I dey finish secondary school nai wan use my eyes play...


SMH...

I just remembered one of my ex wey we get small issues, next thing she uploaded a picture on Facebook laying in a guy's arms with just singlet on both of them...


Two weeks later she dey use every available means of reaching me to beg, me wey don delete her mental picture from my head.

Ask her why, she go say na devil push her unto say we been get issue, so why the devil no allow you move on, why coming back to beg?


Even Bible talk am say everybody is answerable to their sins on the last day, nobody would hold another person responsible for their blemishes, not even father for his son...


Then me wey Baba J create, go come allow him fellow creations to dey use my head, no nah...

The op dierich is just like me, I hardly take offense, I just warn you strictly and wait for your next loose guard.


See this life eh, allow humans take a pinch and they'll take the whole plate and blame devil later...


Naso one of my ex say I like begging like a demi god, and I no go still forgive..

Why? Because I hardly take offense, I just assume that to err is human but when someone decides to wholesomely do something that I've specifically asked them not to, and this are things that even a child could adhere to...


Don't get me wrong, call me any name in the book, I'll never forgive such nautyness.

Dear Op, if I were in your shoes, that woman go do six months vacation course for her papa house...



If something dey pain you, m
No do am to others cause e go pain them too, let's leave blaming the devil out of this..


If na you your wife catch dey emotionally recheat, trust me she'll be more ruthless and her fellow women go support her with their full chest...


See your fellow men coming to tell you otherwise, shows you how weak men are compared to women...

osuofia2:
E no still mean say you better pass those wey do

What is better about spoiling a nice shirt with plenty markers, as e no dey add any value to my education, it's worthless to me..

whippersnapper:
bro. Same too. Me and my friends we agreed to stay and snap pictures. But as soon as they saw i finished first they know i was never going to show up. Was the only person in my class not on our sign out class picture.

Me too, na only me no dey class album, and I've never attended their old boys meetings for once..

During my last paper, I finished first, submitted and went straight home, nobody even know say I don finish school..