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Jokes Etc › Re: Sad Story Of A Man by GbagaunCop(op): 3:40pm On Aug 10, 2011

lol, try harder

Jokes Etc › Sad Story Of A Man by GbagaunCop(op): 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2011

Last week was my birthday,
My wife didn't wish me,
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work,
Even my colleagues did not wish.
As i entered my cabin my P.A said,
"Happy birthday Boss!"
I felt special.
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
We went there.
She said,
"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", i said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake
&
My wife,
My parents,
My kids,
My friends and
My colleague.
All screaming "SURPRISE"
And
I was waiting on the sofa,
NAAKED! shocked

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Jokes Etc › Iq Test- Pure Logic by GbagaunCop(op): 2:52pm On Aug 10, 2011

Let's see how many smart persons we have on Nairaland. This is an IQ test from Harvard University:

If : 1=5 2=25 3=325 4=4325 5=?

Jokes Etc › Re: Shaving Beards by GbagaunCop: 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2011

loll, what the f*** is this huh

, choi!

Crime › Re: Seun Ajayi Listed Among Uk’s 10 Most Wanted Fraudsters by GbagaunCop: 9:57am On Aug 05, 2011

Posted by: jayyem
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why are these igbos or ibos always trying to tribalise every good discussions on nairaland? Ain't you guys even ashamed of yourselves,if your land is very conducive for you,why did you all kept running to the south-west,a land where eviil deeds are celebrated,as anyone ever heard of ABIRIBA in abia state? Or other villages where you have to bring home is what matter most, you guys better cover your shameless head in shame and stop tribalizing every issue here or else i ma give it to y'all.Idiots

[size=14pt]R.I.P English Language![/size] cry

Crime › Re: Seun Ajayi Listed Among Uk’s 10 Most Wanted Fraudsters by GbagaunCop: 9:49am On Aug 05, 2011

Posted by: islamrules
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Forgery Of Dollar Bills: U.S. Officials Confirm Active Bench Warrant For Imo Deputy Governor

A senior clerk at the District Court in Nassau County in New York has confirmed to SaharaReporters that a bench warrant issued by a district court judge with respect to current deputy governor of Imo State, Jude Ikechi Agbaso, remains valid and in force.   According to the Court Officer, Mr. Agbaso faces arrest on felony charges related to currency fraud if he attempts to pass through any US Immigration post.

Investigations revealed that Mr. Agbaso jumped bail in 1994 after United States law enforcement authorities obtained his arrest in a forgery sting.   In the devastating court records obtained by SaharaReporters from the Nassau County Clerk’s office in the State of New York, it was revealed that Jude Ikechi Agbaso and an accomplice, Eugene Harding, were arrested on June 20 1994 and charged with “criminal possession of a forged instrument in the first degree.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/forgery-100-dollar-bills-us-officials-confirm-active-bench-warrant-imo-deputy-gov-jude-agb

Why are u people pointing finger ?

Choi! see Gbagaun sha,

Jokes Etc › Officially Announcing The Arrival Of Gbagauncop by GbagaunCop(op): 9:39am On Aug 05, 2011

This is to announce the official arrival of GbagaunCop to this great forum- NL. An end has to be put to 'English Language murder' on this site cos if care is not taken, it could go into extinction grin

. English language weeps bitterly everyday cry

Let's hear her cry before its too late.

And please try as much as possible not to get busted by GbagaunCop. Na kiri kiri straight! grin

So #dontdull

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