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I promise you will laugh when you find your role model! NO CHEATING!, I was really surprised to find out who my role model was. FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW. THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. Its crazy how accurate this is! No peeking!



1)Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2)Multiply by 3
3)Then add 3
4)Then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator)
5)You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number,
6)Add the digits together.



Now scroll down,
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1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Oprah winfrey
3. David Beckham
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Ronald Reagan
8. President Obama
9. GbagaunCop
10.John F. Kennedy
11.Francis Pidza


I know! I know!! I just have that effect on people  

P.S stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR FAVOURITE! Just deal with it  

quite funny how most of the people against MTN use MTN lines. Shey dey don jazz una

*Blood of Jesus*

3 hearts? *dies*

till significant development is seen in 9ja, snow no fit fall

Studio CFR:
*did i over answered your silly question?* [size=14pt]GBAGAUN!!![/size]


and as for you GBAGAUNCO
*whatever dat means*
stop insulting me or else I WILL TELL THE WORLD HOW U WERE BORN

and he has done it again e be lyk say u be Boko Haram. U wan blow dis site

nyc1

yemorinho:
since 1=5, then 5=1

^^lol someone already got it, its simple logic!

ok

nyc 1!

^^even if its old, not everyone has heard it

jokingmary:
Do u actually have any friend, studio

yeah, just dat he keeps dry comedians as friends, such a pity

Studio CFR:
dat na good english abi?
You're a big f, o, o, l

*NO OFFENCE*






go and die hater

mixing english with pigin is the only way i could express my joke better

i'm not saying my english is 100percent tight or correct

ok, now i just confirmed how much of a re-t-ard u are Its so bad u can't even distinguish between pure English and slangs! u need brain checkup

Nellyon:
Uhmmmm i dont see no joke. *dont reply to this. i am tired of talking to you cos u never understand. i am seriously considering breaking open your head to put in my ideas, if i get my hands on you.*

But is he dat dull

Studio CFR:
stop talking nonsense gutter boy

see who's calling someone a gutter boy   learn how to speak good English b4 u come out and start yarning dust!

Nellyon:
^^ H.e.ll yea. I got a clean mind, clean as a whistle!

ok,

r u sure the 4th answer was what u really got #justasking

so dat was meant to be a joke

Nellyon:
I totally agree with you, you are in a class all your own. No rival.











The class Studio Stup.id (SS)

Studio CFR:
u still dey ask for link when u supposed dey beg me

Na wa o! u still dey gbagaun with pidgin sef! smh 4 u. oo critical!

Studio CFR:
why did u remixed my award winning joke without my consent?

Would sue u for copyright infringement

Please don't blow-up NL o! na God i use beg u

find urself b4 its too late o!

G.E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well" said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned and asked, " but how do i know the people around me that are really intelligent?", the Queen took a sip of her cup of tea. " Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle,

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please, send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "answer me this please. Tony, your mother and your father have a child. It is not your brother, It is not your sister, Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good!"said the queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me. Your mother and you father have a child. It is not your brother. It is not your sister. Who is it?" "i am not sure, ", said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " Sambo then went to his advisors and asked everyone but none gave him an answer. Finally one night he ran to Dora Akunyili . Sambo asked "Dora can you answer this for me Your mother and you father have a child. It is not your brother. It is not your sister. Who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me! " Sambo smiled and said "Thanks" then he went back to speak with Jonathan. " Sir, i did some research and i have the answer to the riddle. Its Dora Akunyili! " Jonathan got up angrily, frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward. I don't have intelligent people around me ! You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!"

No be me talk am o!

igbo boy:
rafcorn: igbo boy does not give 2 Fs about your language, or is it only u that have a language 

you people are Olodowas ( i bet you know what an olodo is  ) or at times known as ofe mmanu and so have nothing to offer,

Is it your obas and oonis taking money from the military junta that classifies as a respectable behavior?
is it your tinubu that is cocaine pusher that is not a criminal?
Is it your awolowo that committed suicide that is a dignified human being?

Anuofia know your history first before you delve into someone else's history , effing OLODOWA

is this English Language

smh, may God bless my mind. Amen!

Ur head dey dere!!! simple logic!

yemorinho:
WTF! OMG! YEEPA! CHEI! SHET! HOLY CRAP! C bleep up. D man would jst wsh d sofa could swallow him.

as inn!

OK O! we dey wait!!!

Studio CFR:
mtchew  Simple Question

BAD GUYZ!!! ANSWER IT NA

dani1luv:
54325

WRONG!!!

TRY AGAIN!

dis primary school question? try joor!