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If you think the arewa youth threat is a joke, let me brief you a little. Have you ever thought of what would happen after the ultimatum dateline from Arewa youth? Does it concern you that they might be some elders behind the arewa youth message to the igbos?

Have you ever been to a crisis prone area or in a state where Hausa-Fulani is carrying out their crisis? Do you know the indigene of the place, non-Muslims, yoruba muslims and southerners and even foreigners are all treated as enemies, killed, maim and properties destroyed? Now you know.

See ehn, I've experienced a lot of crisis in jos plateau state in those days and the date they give that they are coming to attack, they don't miss it. The funniest part is, you will think its a mere rumour until it happens. Every Christian is their target be it from Benue, Oyo (even Yoruba Muslims were victims of their attacks), akwaibom, plateau, Taraba and co, the bottom line is, provided you are a Christian, you are an Igbo..that's the mentality).

I am saying this because no Christan is talking, no senator from middle belt, southwest, south south and even north is talking about this ultimatum thing. It is not an Igbo thing, it is a Muslims-Christian war loading. Do not be excited because you are from the north, mba do not because they won't ask you your tribe when they come for you. They will only look at your forehead, tribal marks and hijab even Yoruba muslims with hijab are not spared (I'm talking with my years of experiencing war in Jos where Yoruba mosques were attackedyoruba muslims killed during their madness) so spare me that frowned face.

They didn't stop their madness in Jos until everybody rose to the occasion and became mad too. Chew on that today. This war is not an Igbo war but Christians and southerners extinction modern jihad loading. "I hear the voice of Jacob but touch the skin of Esau"

If after 48hours, nobody has been arrested even when their names, phone numbers and addresses are written in the said letter, you should think deeply. This is the voice of the elders speaking through youth, be of alert.

Oh lest I forget, after elrufai gragra press release for them to be arrested, they insisted that they are not backing down on their demand. Are you reading the hand writing on the wall?

Benny Umoren has said her own o. Enjoy your day

The mere fact that the sultan of sokoto that was condemning NYSC orientations camp exercise during Ramadan fast has suddenly lost his voice speaks volume to whoever wants to listen.

I saw a post two days back where the whole comment was like "serves the Igbo's right"
I was just laughing at our southern stupidity."

feelgoodInc:
I'm tired of people discriminating against smokers as if their daddy's never smoked when he was young, I think we should have a smokers right in fact women smoke than men
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/more-young-women-are-smoking-as-as-rate-among-young-men-falls-a6886391.html

pass the weed bro..

Brooke60:
I am speechless and 'Idealess' for name to call G.O.A.T.S that do this.

pass d weed

nought

arsenal were kemened. Bayern should be disqualified

emmanuel1990:
..mine will be zombie..

mine is zygbenga. Before Dem reach me ehn everybody go don die

GregZoe:

Na die b dat o

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soonest:
Gbengarock, may inferiority complex not kill you.

I doubt u know wat inferiority complex is

Emescot:
How many Igbo marriage diz wan don attend wey e dey talk

What's this one saying

ASO-EBI... My Ibo brethren, WHY?

This has been of great disturbance to me for some while now.

A Yoruba person sells Aso-Ebi just to add colour and uniformity to his/her occasion but an Ibo person sells solely for profit making.

A Yoruba person can buy the Aso-Ebi material for #2000 at the market and sell for #2,500. You that buy the Aso-Ebi is entitle to special food at the occasion and also so many different packages like umbrella, salt, match stick pack, turning garri stick, key holder, slippers, book, bucket, bowl etc. which will be even more than the #500 the person added.

But the Ibo man/woman will buy the material for #1500 at the market and sell to his/her friends for #4000 yet the friends won't be giving food neither will they be given any package.

Must it always be for the money.
What about the uniformity, colour, oneness, unity...

firstking01:
Don't compare yourself with lasisi, he's a mod, he can write a post as long as psalm 118 which is the longest chapter in the bible and still use his hand and push it to fp, but in your case, he won't even read it cos it's long let alone pushing it to fp.

Aii boss..

Psalm 119 u say.. Thanks again

firstking01:
Me, i don't create long threads, even the ones that made fp are the long thoughts in my head but i try to summarize it when i'm writing it out....so, always try to make your threads as brief as possible, that's if you want nairalanders to read and comment on it.

Have you seen lalasticlala's post?

Meant for a selected few tho... Thanks for the addie

I have been in relationships and I have found out that love doesn't guarantee the success of a relationship. Love cannot help you stick to one person, after all, cheating isn't always a product of not loving your partner. In fact, Loving someone doesn't guarantee not falling in love with any other person.

Some people have been in a relationship, loved the guy so much but still fell in love with another guy.

What Went wrong there ..??

Relationships work out mostly because of our head not our heart, It's works out because of emotional maturity, empathetic intelligence
and self discipline.

You see, times will come when you'll see more beautiful, handsome, intelligent, sexy, curvy and God fearing people than the one you're in
a relationship with. In those times, Love will not help you, Self control will help you, Emotional intelligence will help you, commitment will help you.

No matter how you feel for someone, The
person you're committed to ranks first in your life. .

You think married people don't see better people than the ones they married?
You think they don't feel funny sometimes?
You think they don't catch feelings?

They do.

But understanding that commitment is greater than feelings is a great arsenal to destroy that impulse. You can fall in love with anyone, but building a relationship takes absolutely more than what attracted you to them. It takes more than Love.

We are too fond of loving when it's convenient, when it's sweet. We are too fond of loving when love is there but that can only last for just the first 3-6 months of the relationship.

After then, You'll realise that the feelings have dropped, It's now your responsibility to make it work, not love's responsibility.

Building a relationship is hard work, it's like building a career, It's like pursuing a dream. It's always tough, it will sometimes be so bitter but you can make it work.

Everyone falls in love, it takes no effort to do that. But staying in love? Building a relationship? Only few do that.
That's why we must find one person and commit to that one, Discipline yourself, bridle your emotions.

Relationships cannot be readymade. You must build it and it's never always about love.
On the long run in marriages, It's not love that keeps them together again.

In conclusion: The kind of love that attracts two people together is not the kind of love that will keep them together.

Be emotionally strong! Sticking to one person is not natural, You must develop yourself to do that and stay Strong and Discipline Yourself.

I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad and Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes more on the film even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once, I did not care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and shouted "have you ironed the car? I was like " yes i even put starch"

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM...
I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.
The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely,
''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?''
I blushed and said,"No!"
The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.

"This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this.
I was just an innnocent young man.
She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she said teasingly.
"Have you ever had sex?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!"

Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the 2 of us.
She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in.
She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up...
"We don't have time!" She said.

She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. ......

But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!!
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me,
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
(I showed her)
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your Paris not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..
.
.
That's how I became a dad

#I am off to buy pampers

onward4life:
Guy got me on dis one 101% yu too much!

Thanks bro

I haven't been myself since yesterday when I heard my neighbor's son saying;

Capital letter 1

Small letter 1

Capital letter 2

Small letter 2


School fees wasted

I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari is the president, his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience did? The woman increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"

12- * diaris God o...

13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.

14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered

15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?

Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the Top Women after which the Waiter brought their bills:-

• Patience Jonathan. N10,400
• Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250
• Folasade Bent.........N10,450
• Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200
• Total.........................N41,300

Patience Jonathan said: I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria!

kunlexy1759:
No. 7 get has it be o. She could b good sexually but nt possess other features of a good wife.

Exactly sir.. why would I want to be with one I don't see a future with

Opakan2:
I know your problem, you'll outgrow it soon trust me
It's your type that end up marrying two timing second hand slu.ts. while you are there forming sanctimonious, she'll be sleeping around and making sure you don't talk to other women.

it's your type they will put tracker on and be monitoring while she secretly admires other boys on the net.

Don't even attempt to annoy me cos I'll finish you

Eeyah.. Iyaf vex
Dude I don't buttlick..
I hope you get what u want.. Enjoy

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=limegreen] hehe but ya'lls exchange was funny[/color]

Halo puff.. Enjoy the loving while it last

Opakan2:
why.. please don't be sad
A lot comes with my good gesture.. sweet kind loving with good fvck. when last have you had multiple orgasms?

Before you sleep with her!!!

Pokiyo007:
even with all dat I wil Stil fuk her

Your choice bro

Opakan2:
smoking how?

please tell me somtin. is she not female to be loved or is there somtin I don't know?

Just wondering what driedpuff got to do wit the thread..
Better luck next time bro

Whn responsibility hangs around your neck your jrod(like someone said) will do normal

Opakan2:
Deepfriedpuff honey.. I love you

What have you been smoking bro?

I remember once,when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car...
When i got home, i explained 2 my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside our house was a car that we have not seen before..
We all cried especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, they came to cut our wire..
My dad beat the hell out of me again..

Can't laugh alone.
Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on.
They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can't escape.
They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors.
They approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?" The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu."
If you were in the congregation, what will be your name?