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dta moment wen u finally got the oppurtunity to sit beside your crush,and all off a sudden u just remembered u ste two bowl of beans the previous night then along came the fart

he wants out,just help yourself by dumping him already,dey are so many guys out there tha would value u more than the trash he is putting u through pls give ur self brain,u sound like a good girl tho!.

OP i no get yarn for u.

ForeverYoung197:
Lol can I come and witness if ever you decided to make it happen?

lol,i would send an iv

the new national anthem

that moment ur bae cannot hold it anymore

how our leaders lead us in 9ja

hello nairanlanders,having a boring maybe this pics could make u laff a lil bit.pls just for the gags,post yours too.............




when u are short of words at the UN summit.

ForeverYoung197:
you want turtle as well?

lol no i would prefer COBRA

TRAY2:
Oluwa Burna...He has this genuineness in his voice and lyrics, his patua ain't bad at all even though he hasn't crossed any street in Kingston.

ur head is there

superstar

youngest85:
I'v search every porn site and avnt eva seen ds woman in anyone...



Only seen her in a romance movie

every porn site .are u a porn a*******

hahahahahah,mehn this fuckery funny.

sinaj:
D hymen go break ur Diccck

sinaj! sinaj! sinaj!,how many times i call u ehn,na u know that one oh.

SemuhleB:
thanks

uwlcm,am thinking of me and u like this someday in the future


and could be more if u dont mind

SemuhleB:
Nigerians really have inferiority complex. When its a black/nigerian baby mama than you will dish out all kinds of insults but now that its a white lady its nice

the only sensible post av read on this thread thank you jare,btw are a model?u should be one if u are not plsss

lovat:
Dear Lord don't send another plague to us again because El Dullardeen you caused ilus with as made us to repent and seek your face again

lol

ForeverYoung197:
Thank you. That was a multitasking job you know. But I am fine and hope you are as well

yeah,am good sweety.at work tho!.the day is kind of slow for me.

ForeverYoung197:
I wasn't debating with you in the first place. It was asking a simple question. But you so mean like a dragon wailing out of nowhere. Simple question you cannot pull off. Chai! Nigerian guy!

hello bae,ur dp so funny.hw u doing this morning.

trishapal:
Anything harder than banana... not for me

,okay u just cracked me up.but iron fit make brain oh .think abt it ,but ur physique tho like u carry lifts or are u atruck pusher?

DEAFandDUMB:
Bros leave matter for Mathias oooo..

As you see me so, you done see me finish.. I only hear reasonable and right thinking words here and any other words less than that goes to my deaf and dumb identity..


Now back to the matter..

I've understood how the process works, even my Avast does same thing too when I link devices to my account..I can remotely operate the device from my system.

u funny gan

trishapal:
The fear of Wale is the beginning of wisdom for ladies with standing breasts. If Wale handles your breasts, they'll become irreparably flat

bae i need to ask u,i beg u dey chop iron?

they are so many like this,better just laern a trade or enter street and hustle for the nw,this country is going into reccession pls save watever money u get nw,its a warning to all nairalanders

AtlanticBreeze:
It would be easier for Buhari to not lead Nigerians till 2019 than for these two men to not preside over the senate till 2019. Quote me anywhere.. But you and buhari are learners..

u get time to answer that otondo.mctheeeew

pls just make money already

gigabyte13:
See dem sinators, bunch of 419ners. Make that building just collapse kill all of una there. Greedy thieves.

u no go yarn like this oh if ur papa dey there.

it is not bulletproof,mtcheeew walks away

niyot124:
You obviously don't know a number of things girls tolerate. A guy can have a main chick a side chick, the side chick might even be aware she is the side chick and still continue the relationship hoping that one day she would be upgraded to be the main chick.

Different people have different levels of tolerance, but overall,guys get more jealous. They might not show it soon enough but they are more jealous.

Some guys don't really mind if their gf have crushes,so also some ladies. Such is life.

for the fact that they dont show it puts the level of their tolerance above girls my dear.if a guy doesnt show u he is jealous(a matured one)u will never know.but u girls would start putting up some attitudes as soon as possible.pls 90percent o f dating girls have side guys too so its vice versa.even ur crush na side guy because the thay u meet him and he show interest u will unknowingly cast ur selfs av seen it and experienced it.

niyot124:
I wld feel bad obviously .
All I am saying is that guys get more jealous.

how is dat possible,even if a guy is jealous he takes it for a while but girls no no.the falz u are calling ur celebrity crush,i can imagine if u meet him how ur reaction would be then imagine if ur bf was around u then.he would still stand that but girls wouldnt.gals her jealous of everything.u guys want to be first and ur guys major priority.while we guys would take a lot heat from u guys.pls dont say guys are more jealous than gals.jor, bikonu,dan allah.

Trendishine:
my dear , dnt mind some of dis kids and stewpid boys on nairaland, i dnt know how to describe them..they have brought out their untrained , irresponsible, foul mentality, and totally kidish juvenile personalities to constitute a nuisance on nairaland, chasing after everyfin to mock at d slightest opportunity they see, escpecially now a girl is involved, thats how low esteemed and low i.q-ed there are....they are.a disgrace to the male folks or gender for dat matter...i feel so irritated wen i see their deliberate n time wasted kiddish post on nl... pay those kids, no attention..

mehn u gat no chills,wetin happen ,has a nairander broke ur haert b4?

niyot124:
I will sir. But still celebrity crushes can never replace bf or gf.

Guys and jealousy tho

u are funny,who jealous pass una,imagine ur bf viewing a female celebrity and he is like this bae is damn sexy mehn i love those hips and lips infact she is my celebrity crush.pls how woul u feel maam.

Luckymay:
At some point! We all are. (all nairalanders) just don't push us (them).

excluding me