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Thanks

My dear dnt mind those fools dat r looking 4 whom 2 cheat.dey have bn sending d same text 2 me since january. They r notin bt BINGO

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D mighty man in battle,Aka gbajiri igwe

alaoeri: Not only try but deserve the #10m, the little girl really got talent.

She deserve it.I gave ha ma vote.congrate little bt might baby.

joseph1832: Marijuana or cannabis, like its popularly called in Nigeria 'Igbo' is a substance that is vigorously frowned upon by most people, not only is it illegal for one to use or possess it, it is also deemed a taboo for one to be seen using it or even perceived to be associated with someone who use it.

Which ever way we tend to perceive Marijuana, it is no news that Holand a country in Europe allow the use of it, recently, the states of Colorado and Washington in the U.S have also allow the use of Marijuana for recreational purposes for persons 21 years and above.
Marijuana usage have never been proven to cause any damage to an individual, many would say it causes dependency on the part of the user, while some will say it leads the user to take hard drugs such as cocaine, heroine, opium etc. There have never been a proven case where marijuana has caused damage the way alcohol and tobacco does.
Sorry@op,all Nigerians learn 4rm d so called white is d bad character dey po

Marijuana can be use medically to treat some certain illness such as glaucoma, asthma etc! I ask, What medical purpose is tobacco and alcohol use for?, has there been any case where tobacco is use to treat a certain ailment? Or alcohol is use to cure a certain sickness?

Here in Nigeria, marijuana users are vehemently ostracize by most people! They call you all sorts of names and even say you are not serious just cause you are a user, in fact there's no hiding it that the current sitting President of the most powerful country in the world use it at one point in time, same goes for the Afro Beat Legend, even celebrities in the U.S, these are people highly respected all over the world.

The usage of alcohol and tobacco have cause untold damage to people everyday yet it is still legal in many countries, it is even used and sold indiscriminately!. What harm has the usage of marijuana cause? If its okay for people to use alcohol and tobacco on a daily basis, surely its okay for people to use marijuana too, Dipsomaniacs and tobacco users are allowed to do whatever they want even publicly flaunt their drinking and smoking style while marijuana users are ostracized!. I ask, who in the world today respects a dipsomaniac.

I find it frivolous that majority of us Nigerians treat the issue of marijuana like its a plague! Our politicians steal billions of naira everyday and we celebrate them like kings and queens, a simple man who has never hurt a fly in his life smokes his weed and they call him all sorts of names even treat him like an outcast!.

I believe its time we stop pettifogging over the issue of marijuana. States in the U.S whose economies are ten times buoyant than the whole of our economy are allowing the recreational use of it and we are busy chastising, berating, lampooning marijuana users, even celebrating rogues and idiots. If marijuana is illegal in Nigeria, alcohol and tobacco should be illegal too! After all, "what is good for the goose is good for the gander
" Quod erat de monstrandum.

Sorry@ op,all Nigerians learn is d bad character of d so called white.see wat someone post 4geting dat children do read dis trend. Is a pity dat we r doom.

Ileke-IdI:
If she has been kidnapped by an Ibhoe man or any South-easterner, chances of her getting ra ped are high.


Oga o. . . Christmas is coming o.

Wat do u mean by dat.nonsense idiot

Sun of god: Thank 'god' . . because i dey church browsing nairaland from my fone while the priest 'yan's' shii.t.

Ur church priest yans shiit wondas shall neva end.God 4giv u

homerac7: u r d one dt needs to grow up my dunce friend. I see issues logically and not a bigot. u need to show me if my observation is not tied with the original story before u giv in to another fit of rush of word to the head. are u blind? cant u see the obvious dt the two indited and sacked officers r muslim northerners and their immediate replacements r christian southerners? while it might be purely a happenstance, but in polarized Nigeria of today, it seems pregnant with meanings. Until one know d extent of their indictment, one can only stick wt d apparent picture and i owe u no apology for seeing it d way it is. if u still think i am wrong then present a counter logic, otherwise shut up and learn.

U bokoharam (BH) shut up.u ppl can neva change.

mr Lt: DIM CHUKWUEMEKA ODUMEGWU OJUKWU (IKEMBA NNEWI):
Today is the one-year anniversary of the death of Ikemba, the greatest Igboman that ever lived. The eternal leader of Igboists and Igbo dum.

THE ULTIMATE FIELD MARSHAL! Agu bata mgbada awara-oso nke ndi Igbo. An immortal, A god....time has been kind to you - history set you free. DIM Ikemba Odimegwu Ojukwu GBURUGBU! Onye isi Okanga.. Agada gbachiri uzo..Dike dina igbo..Agbarusia Ngene Amaghi kuru Ngene..Ochiiiii warrrr ndi igbo..Atakata agbuo 1. Eze Igbo GBURUGBU....

I curtsy and salute you!
Here a man in the fullness of the term 'man'. A full man. A manly man. An unbridled male. An unbroken spirit. The embodiment of the finest values among Igbo. A man of destiny. A man of history. A man who looked reality in the face and punched it on the nose. Great,Fearless, Courageous and Roaring Lion of the tribe of Biafra.....Your Memory is a keepsake from which we will never part.

Igbo wu Igbo ndi oma nwem, Ikuku ekuola oo, Chi ewerela ehihe jie n'ala Igbo, Oke osisi adala umu nnunu eju ohia.
Ikemba Nnewi, OME MGBE IHE SIRI IKE!! Odenigbo Ngwo, Dike n' agha, Mgbo eji egbu agu ndi Igbo, Aha eji
aga mba ndi Igbo, Ebekuo dike of Igboland,Ugwu mba anyi, Aka ekpuchi onwa ndi Igbo,
Ome nke afuru n'anya na ala Igbo, Ogbuefi ndi Igbo, Onwa n'etiri ora ndi Igbo, onye
oma, Owelle ndi Igbo, MY PRESIDENT, EZE IGBO GBURUGBURU!

Great Igboists: Ikemba Igbo is not dead;
those who live, and will live forever in the hearts and lips of their people do not die.
Weep not, Onuma no anyi n'obi, onuma no anyi n'obi, Ojukwu onuma no anyi
n'obi.Onuma no anyi n'obi, onuma no anyi n'obi, Ikemba onuma no anyi n'obi. OKE-DIKE
NDIGBO. EGWU ndi mba. Anya ana-aso Igbo. Laa n'udo.

Umunnem. Rejoice for we had him in our midst, and will continue to have him in our hearts until the end of time.
He set example for me and many on how to be true to the ones we love; how to be men of conviction.
He taught us how to believe in justice, and to fight injustice wherever it reared its ugly head.
He showed us that a true leader must have intellect, and never to accept mediocrity.
Finally, he taught me that to love Ndi Igbo is to love myself.

****THE PHOENIX SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!*****

Via NdiIgbo Page

Ojukwu a great brave man. I respect u.rest in peace odenaigbo

Brand_new: I read this story somewhere and I thought I should share it with you.
READ.
This is my true life story. I hate my
mother and i feel like killing her, yes i hate her so
much. Just before you start insulting me hear my
story.
It all started when my mum got pregnant at the age
of 20, according to what i heard her father was very
poor and never had time for the family. When a rich
family who have been childless for ten years heard
about her they offered to buy the baby from her
and she foolishly agreed. Infact that was the begining
of suffering for me, at age 0-5 everything was ok,
infact they treated me as their own child. But when i
clock five(5) my adopted mother became pregnant
and every one felt it was as a result of my good luck.
She later gave birth to two sons making us two girls
and two boys. One would have thought i would be
treated nicely but that wasn't the case. Infact that
was when i was ignored most and i eventually
became a slave in the house. At first i couldn't
understand why my own mother would be so wicked
to me until she eventually told me at age 15 that she
wasn't my mother and that they bought me from my
family that as far as she is concern i'm a slave and
that she wil continue to treat me as such. On hearing
this i ran to the kitchen and stabed myself on the
belly, #crying# my whole world fell down. I was
rushed to the hospital and the doctors quickly saved
me, when her husband came to the hospital he was
heart broken infact he started crying and for the first
time he slapped his wife and ask her why she told me
when they already agreed to tell me when i'm 18...
This man has always been good to me both as a
father and a friend, infact he was the one that taught
me mathematics when i was slow in learning it, i
believe this was among the many reasons his wife
hated me because i was her husbands favourite. So after
i recovered from the hospital, things went back to
normal and she started acting nice. But all hell broke
loose when two years later my adopted father died
in an auto-crash when coming from a business trip,
by now i was 17years and i just finished my
secondary school, we were all devastated by the
news, its wasn't a good period i must confess. After
the burial my adopted mother became really wicked
to me, all my hope of going to the university died.
Sometimes i was made to stay for two days without
eating, money wasn't the problem because my adopted
dad left behind alot of investment! There was this
time that her brother came to stay with us and he
molested me, i was stil a virgin at that time. On that
particular day just both of us were at home because my
adopted mum travel with her children to the village
for a family meeting. He forced his way into me and
stole my pride as a woman...
After a year i realised that there was no future for
me in that house, so i ran away in search for my
biological mother. During this process i became
homeless and i had to sleep on uncompleted houses
in the bushes. I was raped on many occasions by
robbery gangs who came and met me sleeping in
their hide out! On this fateful day, i met a young lady
and i begged her to give me money to buy food, at
first she ignored me but later told me to follow her.
She took me to her house, bath me and cooked for
me, after which she told me to relax that this is my
new home as from that day. I was so happy and i
cudn't believe there were stil people wit a good
heart...
The following day she told me that instead of giving
my body free for food ,that it was better i became a
professional and make good money from it. That
was when she told me that she is a prostitute and
that she would love me to join her. I had no choice
but to accept her offer... I prostituted for three
good years,by this time i was living on my own in a
well finished apartment because i was sleeping with
politicians and they were paying well. My friend met
a guy that changed her life and stopped her from
prostituting, he is a wealthy guy and he also got
married to her. On their wedding day i met this fair
guy so who so funny, we stated dating and i told him
about my past and what led to my prostituting. He
felt sorry for me and told me that he loves me and
that my past is a past tense. After two months he
propose to me and i accepted, my friend parents
accepted to act as my parents on the wedding day.
My guy really showed me the love i deserved, he
took me to New york for shopping and he promised
to always love me.
When i came back into the country, my gate man
told me that there was someone waiting for me who
has refuse to leave the compound, so i told him to
bring in the person. He came in with a woman, when
i ask her who she was, do you knw wat she said "I'M
YOUR BIOLOGICAL MOTHER" at this point i was
filled both surprise,anger and hatred. She knelt down
and started begging me to forgive her for selling
me,that she was young and didn't knw wat else to
do...

Pls people tell me SHOULD SHE FORGIVE THIS
WOMAN
after all she's gone through she feels like killing her!

Pls lets us hear from you somebody might find your advice useful....As you never can tell who is reading this.

Akuko udu no oba,akuko ugonma.very simple kill her and wait 4 ur children kill u back.

safarigirl: Congrats to the new parents, but no be to born be the thing, I hope they can afford to care for triplets, the Nigerian government are only good at congratulating you and then f*cking you up in the long run

Jux listen 2 ursef.are dey d dat sign 2 give birth 2 triplet.think b4 u comment.

Is like once u are a celebrity smoking is d next action.Too bad

igbsam: This will cause some heads to roll!!
And am sure mine is the first. But before you yab me, i copied it from somewhere and decide to post it here to know if this is true! Some it seems some are true as i have witnessed quite a few and i no just fit shout! I even tire to seperate fight. To those who would want to cut my head all in the name of comment, please cut my head and leave my neck standing, bikonu!

Now, take note of the following, dear friend:

1. Forget Authority: If you were marrying a Yoruba woman, she would have come to your house with her mother’s voice ringing in her ears that a husband’s house is a place where life’s lessons are learnt. It’s a different story for the Igbo woman. She comes from a long line of ‘unruly’ people who traditionally have no concept of a central authority figure. Prepare to be stared down eyeball to eyeball in an argument. Prepare to be laughed at when you attempt to assert yourself as the ‘man of the house.’ When she’s done laughing, she’ll measure you, up and down with her left, and sneer: ‘Hian! See this one o; who do you think you’re talking to?’ She’ll clap and shake her head, then she’ll add something in Igbo and then saunter away, wriggling her backside. It isn’t for nothing that the legendary Aba Womens’ Riot happened in…ABA.


Sharap,u r talking arant nonsense

2. Prepare to be Called Names: No, I am not referring to endearing (more like puke-inducing, actually) names like Baby, Darling, or Nkem. I’m talking about names that qualify your lineage and ethnicity in terms that are not exactly complimentary. If you are Yoruba, you and your people will be Ndi ofe mmanu (something about too much oil in your soup and fried things in your life); If you are a Northerner, you and your people will be Ndi beribe (something about possessing a mumu gene). Find solace in the fact that if you are truly Yoruba, you ‘know’ that Igbo people use kick to wake their mothers up from the mat in the morning.

3. Say Goodbye to your Waistline: Your waistline will increase in proportion to the years you spend with an Igbo woman who knows the well-beaten path to her mother’s kitchen. Gone are your days of adding stew to ewedu and okro, or eating egusi soup that was blended with tomatoes. Tufiakwa! The introduction of Ofe Akwu, Nsala, Oha, Onugbu, Ofe Owerri and Oporoko will ensure that when you sit, you fill up the chair. That’s what is called a man, a DIMGBA! Not one that looks like something some hungry wind blew in. When the husband of an Igbo woman stands, people must see that a man is standing. Size matters. Don’t be deceived by the looks of people like Ebuka Obi-Uchendu and that six-pack nonsense; he’s not a proper Igbo man. Look more at people like his elder brother Ugo or imagine Noble Igwe a few years after marriage; now, those are real Igbo men! Size matters to an Igbo woman.

4. Be Aware of the Oriaku Syndrome: You have not heard of the Oriaku Syndrome? Don’t worry, I will tell you. You see, when you marry an Igbo woman, you work for her. Your glory comes from seeing her shine. When she steps out, people must SEE your money on her body. If your wife looks like the dried fish she uses in cooking your soup, you are not a man! If she’s dressed like something that was sent to Lagos along with discarded wares, you have failed in your duties! The Oriaku Syndrome posits that your wife is the chopper of your money, simple. Don’t take this to mean that you are her provider and therefore she isn’t independent. When the Igbo man was planting yam, the Igbo woman was planting and harvesting cocoyam, and as every Igbo household can testify, the cocoyam is more useful than yam. Yam is only the king crop because the Igbo society, like others, is phallocentric. Don’t get it twisted.

5. Beware of the Illuminati: Do not marry any Igbo woman that is the first daughter of her father. All first daughters in Igboland are members of the real Illuminati. They sometimes call it by another name: Umuada. They are the most powerful group in Igboland and can do and undo. No one uses small spoon to measure their food. If you marry one and misbehave and she reports you, you are doomed. Even when you don’t marry one, you are still doomed if your wife ever reports you to them. They may decide that all the first daughters from her village will come and live in your house for a month. You may wish to consider suicide if that ever happens to you. It is the Igbo woman who has forgotten the path to her father’s house that suffers in a man’s house when she has the Umuada waiting.

6. The Catholic Church Intervention: When an Igbo woman is tired of you and your nonsense, she’ll simply pack her bag and return to her father’s house. If you do not run after her and collect your bride price back from her father, whatever child she bears anywhere she goes will bear your name. Yes, I’m serious. This is why there are no bastards in Igboland. But thank God for the Catholic Church, this doesn’t happen often. The average Igbo woman is Catholic and the Catholic Church has issues with divorce. Be smart: if you’re going to marry an Igbo woman, marry one who is a Catholic; it reduces her chances of leaving you by about 50%.

You may wish to ask why none of the above is often the case when an Igbo woman marries an Igbo man… well, I don’t know. Perhaps the Igbo man knows how to be ‘oga’ over the Igbo woman and has refused to share the secret with aliens.

Sharap,u r talking arant nonsense

He cut his hair since last year

Ji_sun_pack: They are from the region that can do anything for money, including selling babies, money rituals, drug dealings and called it " ingenuity".

Which region are u refering 2.

[quote author=Ji_sun_pack]@Bold, I thought as much, only "these" people can do anything for money.

U tot of wat and which ppl are refering 2
Tink b4 u talk.

Which one are we 2 believe

doctokwus: $10m dollars kor,£100m ni;just because politicians & those in govt steal d country blind,pple now quote figures as if dey are talking of N100.If dey cud defraud any person of $10m~N1.5b,u tink dey wud b in a common police post bribing wt N25k?Dey wud av hired one SAN,b enjoying their loot while d SAN continually gets d case adjourned.Show me any serious 419'ner whose case was dealth by d nigerian police

I wonder ooooo

Aphrygian: Gosh

We are ontop of d situation _GEJ.God help us

Lord_Reed: I was shocked and appalled that GEJ a civilian President would choose to wear a military uniform on the 1st of October Nigeria's independence day. I consider it a slap on the face of democracy and a sign of things to come. Even Obasanjo an ex-military Head of State didn't wear a uniform in his days a civilian president.

Dis is 2 show dat ur president is confuse and insane.pray 4 him