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LADIES Are Such Complex
Creatures:
If you kiss her, you are not a
gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for
nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, you
are a wimp,
If you don't you are not
understanding.
If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of
double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a
dull guy.
If you are a minute late, she
complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.
If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.IN SHORT... So simple, yet so
complex, So weak,yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable, So
daming, yet so wonderful...
LADIES!

Chrixsmithrock: Lwkmd.....thumb'Z up br0

Tanks bro!

Demanding!

pmm3: ..TWO FOOLISH GALZ....

1ST.GAL=>What are you doin here?u didn't go to work 2day
2ND.GAL=>I did,bt i heard a good newz so i want to tell my best friend first
2ND.GAL=>Shebi u wan go America?
1ST.GAL=>Why u dey ask me foolish question..in dis my condition,if i c america why won't i go?
2ND.Gal=>Sorry don't be angry..na 1 woman wey come my shop today asked me whether i want 2 go 2 america with her
1ST.GAL=>Na lie,i don't believe you
2ND.GAL=>Let thunder fire who dey lie
1ST.GAL=>What did u tel her?
2ND.GAL=>I told her i wud lov 2 go,but we get 1 big problem
1ST.GAL=>Whatz the problem?
2ND.GAL=>Hmmmm..At the time i realised wat was goin on,it waz only just a DREAM...

Lolz ...TWO FOOLISH GALZ....

FOR COMMENTZ CHOOS ANY OF THE ALPHABET BELOW..

A FUNNY

B LITTLE FUNNY

C YOU TRYD

D NOT FUNNY

E STALE

F BORIN

...D 1 u choose determine hw much pple wil cherish wt ever u do in lif...

FFF!

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet
in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt
was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he
pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make
him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to
press the last button APR. He later
woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled
& said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC
PAD REMOVER, so when the machine
couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar.

tony_m1: [size=24pt]WILL NOT BOTHER WATCHING THE NEXT NIGERIAN MATCH[/size][size=24pt]

I beg go watch am now, cos meself no dey go!!

horpe132: I feel wonderful..................Up ..Bo.. ,,,,wah did dey kal deir name again

Abi o! Na Super Chicken jare.

merciie: couldnt help but notice that too

Una don spoil finish!! Y say na only dat u notice.

Afam4eva: How's it possible that the baby was brought out alive? How was the baby breathing inside the ground?

Google search am now!!

Boyoorisha: Why the price and not the number of coaches? Increase in the price brings people back to the road!

I wonder o!!

razznaija: very fine guy...are you happy now?

Say he tell u say him no happy b4?

debetmx: mine is 21st Oct, any birthday mate in the house

Got Yah!

debetmx: mine is 21st Oct, any birthday mate in the house

Got Yah! At last,a bday mate!

AmBeautiful: Come idowu, u no dey sleep?

Yes now,u neva no say she b kero?

Burgain: av bin single al ma lyf@

Why? U b g*y?

me na married single guy o!

Is the one on Malu road still available?

If yes,contact me ASAP on 08155320825

Hi Nairalanders, my name is Tunde and a student of O.A.U Ife,Osun state. I have a business idea but have no money to execute it yet. Now all i need is a total of like 20 people to invest #5,000 each for 6months with a monthly interest rate of 10%. If you which to invest and know more about the business plan, call me on 08102232327.

Hi.

Pleas i want to learn Forex
and i need a good Tutor
with proofs of earning.

1. Total Filling Station Muritala Mohammed way Denton B/Stop,
Ebute-Metta (2½plots) 6pumps Reg. Conveyance N400M (Net

2. Total Filling Station, Lagos/Ibadan Expsway, Berger B/Stop,
(5860.349sqm2)(C of O) pumps 17Nos (plus other facilities) Price
N1.5Billion. (Asking)

3. Moore Oil, Opposite NNPC Mosimi, Ikorodu 6pumps (2 plots) N80 (Net)

4. Texaco Filling Station, Government College B/stop, Ikorodu, Lagos
(2 plots) C of O N450M

5. Kotco Oil, Agbowa, Ikorodu 6pumps (1plot) N80M (Net)

6. Femak Filling Station (2plots) 6pumps @ along Lagos- Ibadan
Expressway, Ibafo (R/Conveyance) N380M

7. Total Filling Station along Ajah-Badore Road (New) (2plots)
(6plots)(C of O) N380M

8. Uncompleted (90% completed) Filling Station (Taco Oil Ltd) @Zone (7
Plots) 485 Sabon- Lugbe FCT, Abuja (1Acres) 8pumps (C of O) N800M (Net

9. 2 plots of land along Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Mowe Ogun/S
(Approved for Filling station Construction) Title Letter of Allocation
N50M (Net)

10. AP Filling Station (1200sqm2) 6pumps N250M + Adjoining 2Bays W/Hse
of Bank premises@Ladipo Matori Rd. (2500sqm2) N600M Title (C of O)

11 .CAS Oil Filling Station along Lagos-Epe Road Image B/Stop, Ajah (1
Acres) 6 pumps C of O N850M

12. Temitope Filling Station along Ejigbo-Idimu Road, Lagos 6pumps (2
plots) (C of O) N180M

13. OLAIDE Filling Station Lasu-Igando Road, Lagos 6pumps (2 plots) (C
of O) N170M

14. Capital Oil Ajegunle B/Stop- Ikorodu Road, (Ajegunle B/Stop) Lagos
(2 plots) (R/C) N190M

15. NNPC Mega Filling Station @ Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Toll Gate,
Ibadan, Oyo State. (1 Acre) 6 pumps (C of O) N500M

16. Matoil Filling Station along Isolo-Egbe Road opposite Oceanic Bank
PLC Ejigbo B/Stop, Ejigbo (2plots)(6pumps)(C of O) N450M

17. Progress Filling Station along Abeokuta Expressway,Ajegunle B/Stop
via Otta, Ogun State.(2plots) (C of O) N170M (Net)

18. MRS Filling Stationa along Shasha-Akowonjo road, Shasha (6pumps)
2plot ( R/C) N180M

19. Con Oil Filling Station, Ijoko Road, Otta with Borehole 2 plots (6
pumps) N80M (Net) Title (C of O)

20. Mobil Oil Filling Station @ Abule-Oke on Abeokuta Motor Rd after
Sona Brewery, Otta, Ogun State, 2 plots (5 pumps) Title R/C Price N80M
(Net)

21. AP Filling Station on Abeokuta Motor Road, after Sona Brewery,
Otta, Ogun state, 6 pumps (3 plots) Title( R/C) Price N85M (Net)



Filling Station For Sale @ Ajah Lakki Lagos With C Of O For #400m
Asking. by delyjoks: Filling station at Ajah with 6pumps on 3plots of land with C of O for
#450m asking.


FOR INSPECTIONS,CALL TUNDE
08102232327,08155320825

1. Total Filling Station Muritala Mohammed way Denton B/Stop,
Ebute-Metta (2½plots) 6pumps Reg. Conveyance N400M (Net

2. Total Filling Station, Lagos/Ibadan Expsway, Berger B/Stop,
(5860.349sqm2)(C of O) pumps 17Nos (plus other facilities) Price
N1.5Billion. (Asking)

3. Moore Oil, Opposite NNPC Mosimi, Ikorodu 6pumps (2 plots) N80 (Net)

4. Texaco Filling Station, Government College B/stop, Ikorodu, Lagos
(2 plots) C of O N450M

5. Kotco Oil, Agbowa, Ikorodu 6pumps (1plot) N80M (Net)

6. Femak Filling Station (2plots) 6pumps @ along Lagos- Ibadan
Expressway, Ibafo (R/Conveyance) N380M

7. Total Filling Station along Ajah-Badore Road (New) (2plots)
(6plots)(C of O) N380M

8. Uncompleted (90% completed) Filling Station (Taco Oil Ltd) @Zone (7
Plots) 485 Sabon- Lugbe FCT, Abuja (1Acres) 8pumps (C of O) N800M (Net

9. 2 plots of land along Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Mowe Ogun/S
(Approved for Filling station Construction) Title Letter of Allocation
N50M (Net)

10. AP Filling Station (1200sqm2) 6pumps N250M + Adjoining 2Bays W/Hse
of Bank premises@Ladipo Matori Rd. (2500sqm2) N600M Title (C of O)

11 .CAS Oil Filling Station along Lagos-Epe Road Image B/Stop, Ajah (1
Acres) 6 pumps C of O N850M

12. Temitope Filling Station along Ejigbo-Idimu Road, Lagos 6pumps (2
plots) (C of O) N180M

13. OLAIDE Filling Station Lasu-Igando Road, Lagos 6pumps (2 plots) (C
of O) N170M

14. Capital Oil Ajegunle B/Stop- Ikorodu Road, (Ajegunle B/Stop) Lagos
(2 plots) (R/C) N190M

15. NNPC Mega Filling Station @ Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Toll Gate,
Ibadan, Oyo State. (1 Acre) 6 pumps (C of O) N500M

16. Matoil Filling Station along Isolo-Egbe Road opposite Oceanic Bank
PLC Ejigbo B/Stop, Ejigbo (2plots)(6pumps)(C of O) N450M

17. Progress Filling Station along Abeokuta Expressway,Ajegunle B/Stop
via Otta, Ogun State.(2plots) (C of O) N170M (Net)

18. MRS Filling Stationa along Shasha-Akowonjo road, Shasha (6pumps)
2plot ( R/C) N180M

19. Con Oil Filling Station, Ijoko Road, Otta with Borehole 2 plots (6
pumps) N80M (Net) Title (C of O)

20. Mobil Oil Filling Station @ Abule-Oke on Abeokuta Motor Rd after
Sona Brewery, Otta, Ogun State, 2 plots (5 pumps) Title R/C Price N80M
(Net)

21. AP Filling Station on Abeokuta Motor Road, after Sona Brewery,
Otta, Ogun state, 6 pumps (3 plots) Title( R/C) Price N85M (Net)



Filling Station For Sale @ Ajah Lakki Lagos With C Of O For #400m
Asking. by delyjoks: Filling station at Ajah with 6pumps on 3plots of land with C of O for
#450m asking.

1. Total Filling Station Muritala Mohammed way Denton B/Stop,
Ebute-Metta (2½plots) 6pumps Reg. Conveyance N400M (Net

2. Total Filling Station, Lagos/Ibadan Expsway, Berger B/Stop,
(5860.349sqm2)(C of O) pumps 17Nos (plus other facilities) Price
N1.5Billion. (Asking)

3. Moore Oil, Opposite NNPC Mosimi, Ikorodu 6pumps (2 plots) N80 (Net)

4. Texaco Filling Station, Government College B/stop, Ikorodu, Lagos
(2 plots) C of O N450M

5. Kotco Oil, Agbowa, Ikorodu 6pumps (1plot) N80M (Net)

6. Femak Filling Station (2plots) 6pumps @ along Lagos- Ibadan
Expressway, Ibafo (R/Conveyance) N380M

7. Total Filling Station along Ajah-Badore Road (New) (2plots)
(6plots)(C of O) N380M

8. Uncompleted (90% completed) Filling Station (Taco Oil Ltd) @Zone (7
Plots) 485 Sabon- Lugbe FCT, Abuja (1Acres) 8pumps (C of O) N800M (Net

9. 2 plots of land along Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Mowe Ogun/S
(Approved for Filling station Construction) Title Letter of Allocation
N50M (Net)

10. AP Filling Station (1200sqm2) 6pumps N250M + Adjoining 2Bays W/Hse
of Bank premises@Ladipo Matori Rd. (2500sqm2) N600M Title (C of O)

11 .CAS Oil Filling Station along Lagos-Epe Road Image B/Stop, Ajah (1
Acres) 6 pumps C of O N850M

12. Temitope Filling Station along Ejigbo-Idimu Road, Lagos 6pumps (2
plots) (C of O) N180M

13. OLAIDE Filling Station Lasu-Igando Road, Lagos 6pumps (2 plots) (C
of O) N170M

14. Capital Oil Ajegunle B/Stop- Ikorodu Road, (Ajegunle B/Stop) Lagos
(2 plots) (R/C) N190M

15. NNPC Mega Filling Station @ Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Toll Gate,
Ibadan, Oyo State. (1 Acre) 6 pumps (C of O) N500M

16. Matoil Filling Station along Isolo-Egbe Road opposite Oceanic Bank
PLC Ejigbo B/Stop, Ejigbo (2plots)(6pumps)(C of O) N450M

17. Progress Filling Station along Abeokuta Expressway,Ajegunle B/Stop
via Otta, Ogun State.(2plots) (C of O) N170M (Net)

18. MRS Filling Stationa along Shasha-Akowonjo road, Shasha (6pumps)
2plot ( R/C) N180M

19. Con Oil Filling Station, Ijoko Road, Otta with Borehole 2 plots (6
pumps) N80M (Net) Title (C of O)

20. Mobil Oil Filling Station @ Abule-Oke on Abeokuta Motor Rd after
Sona Brewery, Otta, Ogun State, 2 plots (5 pumps) Title R/C Price N80M
(Net)

21. AP Filling Station on Abeokuta Motor Road, after Sona Brewery,
Otta, Ogun state, 6 pumps (3 plots) Title( R/C) Price N85M (Net)



Filling Station For Sale @ Ajah Lakki Lagos With C Of O For #400m
Asking. by delyjoks: Filling station at Ajah with 6pumps on 3plots of land with C of O for
#450m asking.

1. Total Filling Station Muritala Mohammed way Denton B/Stop,
Ebute-Metta (2½plots) 6pumps Reg. Conveyance N400M (Net

2. Total Filling Station, Lagos/Ibadan Expsway, Berger B/Stop,
(5860.349sqm2)(C of O) pumps 17Nos (plus other facilities) Price
N1.5Billion. (Asking)

3. Moore Oil, Opposite NNPC Mosimi, Ikorodu 6pumps (2 plots) N80 (Net)

4. Texaco Filling Station, Government College B/stop, Ikorodu, Lagos
(2 plots) C of O N450M

5. Kotco Oil, Agbowa, Ikorodu 6pumps (1plot) N80M (Net)

6. Femak Filling Station (2plots) 6pumps @ along Lagos- Ibadan
Expressway, Ibafo (R/Conveyance) N380M

7. Total Filling Station along Ajah-Badore Road (New) (2plots)
(6plots)(C of O) N380M

8. Uncompleted (90% completed) Filling Station (Taco Oil Ltd) @Zone (7
Plots) 485 Sabon- Lugbe FCT, Abuja (1Acres) 8pumps (C of O) N800M (Net

9. 2 plots of land along Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Mowe Ogun/S
(Approved for Filling station Construction) Title Letter of Allocation
N50M (Net)

10. AP Filling Station (1200sqm2) 6pumps N250M + Adjoining 2Bays W/Hse
of Bank premises@Ladipo Matori Rd. (2500sqm2) N600M Title (C of O)

11 .CAS Oil Filling Station along Lagos-Epe Road Image B/Stop, Ajah (1
Acres) 6 pumps C of O N850M

12. Temitope Filling Station along Ejigbo-Idimu Road, Lagos 6pumps (2
plots) (C of O) N180M

13. OLAIDE Filling Station Lasu-Igando Road, Lagos 6pumps (2 plots) (C
of O) N170M

14. Capital Oil Ajegunle B/Stop- Ikorodu Road, (Ajegunle B/Stop) Lagos
(2 plots) (R/C) N190M

15. NNPC Mega Filling Station @ Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Toll Gate,
Ibadan, Oyo State. (1 Acre) 6 pumps (C of O) N500M

16. Matoil Filling Station along Isolo-Egbe Road opposite Oceanic Bank
PLC Ejigbo B/Stop, Ejigbo (2plots)(6pumps)(C of O) N450M

17. Progress Filling Station along Abeokuta Expressway,Ajegunle B/Stop
via Otta, Ogun State.(2plots) (C of O) N170M (Net)

18. MRS Filling Stationa along Shasha-Akowonjo road, Shasha (6pumps)
2plot ( R/C) N180M

19. Con Oil Filling Station, Ijoko Road, Otta with Borehole 2 plots (6
pumps) N80M (Net) Title (C of O)

20. Mobil Oil Filling Station @ Abule-Oke on Abeokuta Motor Rd after
Sona Brewery, Otta, Ogun State, 2 plots (5 pumps) Title R/C Price N80M
(Net)

21. AP Filling Station on Abeokuta Motor Road, after Sona Brewery,
Otta, Ogun state, 6 pumps (3 plots) Title( R/C) Price N85M (Net)



Filling Station For Sale @ Ajah Lakki Lagos With C Of O For #400m
Asking. by delyjoks: Filling station at Ajah with 6pumps on 3plots of land with C of O for
#450m asking.

1. Total Filling Station Muritala Mohammed way Denton B/Stop,
Ebute-Metta (2½plots) 6pumps Reg. Conveyance N400M (Net

2. Total Filling Station, Lagos/Ibadan Expsway, Berger B/Stop,
(5860.349sqm2)(C of O) pumps 17Nos (plus other facilities) Price
N1.5Billion. (Asking)

3. Moore Oil, Opposite NNPC Mosimi, Ikorodu 6pumps (2 plots) N80 (Net)

4. Texaco Filling Station, Government College B/stop, Ikorodu, Lagos
(2 plots) C of O N450M

5. Kotco Oil, Agbowa, Ikorodu 6pumps (1plot) N80M (Net)

6. Femak Filling Station (2plots) 6pumps @ along Lagos- Ibadan
Expressway, Ibafo (R/Conveyance) N380M

7. Total Filling Station along Ajah-Badore Road (New) (2plots)
(6plots)(C of O) N380M

8. Uncompleted (90% completed) Filling Station (Taco Oil Ltd) @Zone (7
Plots) 485 Sabon- Lugbe FCT, Abuja (1Acres) 8pumps (C of O) N800M (Net

9. 2 plots of land along Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Mowe Ogun/S
(Approved for Filling station Construction) Title Letter of Allocation
N50M (Net)

10. AP Filling Station (1200sqm2) 6pumps N250M + Adjoining 2Bays W/Hse
of Bank premises@Ladipo Matori Rd. (2500sqm2) N600M Title (C of O)

11 .CAS Oil Filling Station along Lagos-Epe Road Image B/Stop, Ajah (1
Acres) 6 pumps C of O N850M

12. Temitope Filling Station along Ejigbo-Idimu Road, Lagos 6pumps (2
plots) (C of O) N180M

13. OLAIDE Filling Station Lasu-Igando Road, Lagos 6pumps (2 plots) (C
of O) N170M

14. Capital Oil Ajegunle B/Stop- Ikorodu Road, (Ajegunle B/Stop) Lagos
(2 plots) (R/C) N190M

15. NNPC Mega Filling Station @ Ibadan-Lagos Expressway, Toll Gate,
Ibadan, Oyo State. (1 Acre) 6 pumps (C of O) N500M

16. Matoil Filling Station along Isolo-Egbe Road opposite Oceanic Bank
PLC Ejigbo B/Stop, Ejigbo (2plots)(6pumps)(C of O) N450M

17. Progress Filling Station along Abeokuta Expressway,Ajegunle B/Stop
via Otta, Ogun State.(2plots) (C of O) N170M (Net)

18. MRS Filling Stationa along Shasha-Akowonjo road, Shasha (6pumps)
2plot ( R/C) N180M

19. Con Oil Filling Station, Ijoko Road, Otta with Borehole 2 plots (6
pumps) N80M (Net) Title (C of O)

20. Mobil Oil Filling Station @ Abule-Oke on Abeokuta Motor Rd after
Sona Brewery, Otta, Ogun State, 2 plots (5 pumps) Title R/C Price N80M
(Net)

21. AP Filling Station on Abeokuta Motor Road, after Sona Brewery,
Otta, Ogun state, 6 pumps (3 plots) Title( R/C) Price N85M (Net)



Filling Station For Sale @ Ajah Lakki Lagos With C Of O For #400m
Asking. by delyjoks: Filling station at Ajah with 6pumps on 3plots of land with C of O for
#450m asking.

4 Bedroom Duplex at Ojodu @35M

16 Pumps DPR at Arepo @350M

6 Pumps Filling Station at Fadeyi @600M

7 Pumps Filling Station at Ebute Meta @600M

6 Pumps Filling Station at Lagos/Abeokuta Expressway Ijaye B/stop

6 Pumps Filling Station at Kara @220M

Uncomleted 8 Pumps Filling Station at Okokomaiko @700M

For More Details and Inspection

Call Tunde : 08037605643,08155320825

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