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dollyjoy:
So,the first thread got derailed.


This thread is solely for Christmas selfies, no unnecessary chit chat please, you can chit chat in the previous thread.

So,let's see your beautiful and handsome Christmas selfies....

Mine below,no bashing please....

omotena u too fine

nor let pride kill u Oga for u to bring the matter cum here show say u get pride as long as u sabi ur job and ur salary go flow wetin be ur problem again?

Mynd44:
Some men no get sense sha. Leave the woman alone, savvy boobs oyo, perky boobs ooo, small boobs ooo, big boobs ooo, they are all going to get sucked and all provide pleasure.

Plus which of these clown men decided boobs is a primary sexual organ sef?

They lady should leave them and enjoy her life jare. Ignore them and tend to what is hers.

Worse is that some woman will join to shame her as if na curse.

why body dey pepper u na

JovialJune:
Lol I already have sons, I am and will continue to train them and teach them right on how to treat ladies well, regardless of where they are in future

Cheers.

keep quiet abeg
u just dey talk rubbish since

Oga nor dey call wife for this matter abeg she nor be ur wife, na ur girlfriend she be just talk to the padi as guy man to guy man . e be like ur woman get big yansh Abi?

Netanya:
Sadly , there will be a time when whites will stop having anything to do with Nigerians . I hope he's not doing this 'cos of the Green card .

mind ur business na
congratulate the or sharaaaap

1.anytime he beat ur mum, get evidence pictures of her swollen face etc
2. if u are not the only child of ur mum, get the rest of ur siblings or ur matured friends and give him a sounding warning
3. get thugs to beat him codedly
make dem beat am near death, just the corridor of death oh make dem nor beat am enter death but d corridor
4. if you are scared of sending thugs, get the military men involved too and they must give him at least 2 or 3 def jam slaps as warning, then he signs undertaking
5. involve the neighbors around where they live
6. always visit your mum unannounced constantly
7. if you get mind get ur friends on standby then burst coke bottle for him head
In case you decide on No 3,4&7 my DM is opened
God bless you dear
be strong oh, nor go dey do like akamu oh

happy birthday sir I wish you a useful long life and prosperity in Jesus name Amen

no wonder he was sex shopping back then

God is great

lionlee216:
Just a busy day. Will try to tomorrow

boss the tomorrow don reach na dropped it like its hot biko

Nuyokoi:

hello ma'am please are your dress for real?

purples25:
Him and that married man that had the guts to start comparing my boobs and pp when he has no business with that.

Kids!

wetin dem dey compare? the boil for ur chest? biko go get boobs aunty

pocohantas:
You are overthinking things.

How can you keep saying you haven’t eaten for 3days without any explanation? Haba! Don’t you know that is Naija babes intro to ask for urgent 2k?

The guy is not psychic to know you were fasting. Whenever I tell a man I haven’t eaten, I always make sure I add the reason (e.g) Busy day, I am trying to watch my intake/weight...etc.

While it wasn’t so nice of him to disappear, we should remember that building relationships is hard in Nigeria because we suspect ourselves too much. Imagine if he kept telling you he is lonely.

It is okay if you want to block him, I just want you to know you are not entirely blameless. It takes time and trust to unlock certain aspects of a friendship...

babe take one beer for my head Biko, u too much

Who cum blow him eyes like dis na

brain54:
nice piece of history....more questions loading...but I dey mechanic now and sun dey hot!d way u tell the story is beautiful... like you are a personal witness...my mom talks about agbura many times... never knew the story behind...are u a historian? I talk too much when happy...

lol its OK to talk bro , no am not añ historian but I have 2 historian's in my family one from my father's side añd the other from mum's side both are my uncles

brain54:
dad don go join founding fathers and ancestors since...just me plus mom....by the way what is the story behind the founding fathers? how them take find the town? a little history pls..

oh sorry about dad
In summary, after the war in the old agbere with kpakiama, the land was defiled and inhabitable so they had to leave the land for a new settlement, so they left with the various war boats very early in the morning, the 1st war boat with various troops went ahead towards the forcados river (river nun) where u have odi, isampor,odoni, trufani towns,etc. Odi is the uncle of agbere, so on getting to odi town he directed them to the river nun confluence where they settled after odoni town, the place was known as an evil Forest and it's being avoided by all but agbere went in , conquered and settled there .now the 9 founding father's had a leader which was okpokumo owei , they were 10 actually 9 male 1 female but the female is not being mentioned only the 9 males
The other war boats that came behind the 1st war boats got lost because of the heavy fog in the river , they went right at the confluence instead of going straight ahead and they landed in agbura , agbura is located at yenagoa LGA (epie's) the agbura's are still the same agbere's (ijaws)

brain54:
na be say u b my brother o! so were u plan to marry from na...nembe?

from anywhere but agbere my brother . tell dad that the 9 founding father's of agbere greets him from the old agbere (kpakiama)

brain54:
made that call...dad is from 1 and mom na 2. thanks

wow if dad is from 1 then u and I are definitely related then ur mum will be will be related to me from my maternal grandmother
the more reason I can't get married from agbere because I am a blue blood, tied to the 4 quarters

there is a group on Facebook called @ijaw Clinic and ijaw singles forum thousands of ijaws are there, u can join to familiarize with your people

Truvel:
How Do U Know Dat Teerach Has Those Exploding & Tempting Features Of Nembe Women? Av U Seen Her B4 Let Alone Her Pics?

not seen her before, but very certain 80% sure, I have nembe ladies around me and 9 out of every 10 àre gifted with such features

brain54:
hmmmm....very confusing options.... I think I will phone a friend(mom)

hahahaha pls do, you have 30 seconds,your time starts now.

brain54:
wait o....who go chop all those four,four things wey u count up there? you be native doctor self? lol! I been beg u not to laugh me na. anyway the names always dey hard me pronounce. since I can't speak the language.... so most times I forget them.
besides I can't post family names and history here on a public forum o.
are u from agbere too?

na we go chop àm na , na we be d gods oh...I dey wait u with my native pot oh
OK don't mention family names here
the 4 quarters are 1. tuburukunu 2. tambiri 3.ayama 4. kakarabiri
so which of these u from?

HRHQueenPhil:
Hope the waters that entered your homes have been eradicated? A friend after almost spending 2 hours removing water but no way forward

eradicated to where ? aso roçk abi lol

I go cum ur House oh, u for put boiled plantain for corner too, better food

brain54:
honestly would have to find out from my mom and get back to you on that...no laugh me o. but I know abit of my family history from agbere cos mom and dads family are both popular....

seriously? u nor know ? u go bring 4 white native fowl, 4 bunch of plantain, 4 bottles of kai kai ,am 4 kola nuts and 4 native chalks (representing the 4 quarters) to apiece d god's oh lol
what's your family name, I might know them and will like to know the little history u know, dis wan weh u nor know ur quarters u cum know history so lol

Hisense4life:
Am from Bayelsa..

what town dear

brain54:
so happy to meet u brother...

what quarters are u from in agbere? nice to meet u to agbere owei

Teerach:
Lol. Sorry I'm Nembe by mouth. I speak lil or nothing. I'm a female.

hmmm nembe babe, I am certain u have those exploding & tempting features of nembe women
Ama adoooo

oyinella:
wow, you checked out my diary, mbana! I'll run back to that diary soon

OK ma'am
seri do , hope calabar hosted you nicely

oyinella:
ogeinwari Patani

aka tubara eh u nor complete ur journey to love na inango di oh , great malabress great unical student

verminnel:
Am from peremabiri.southern ijaw babe but not familiar with the language

u don't reside in bayelsa ,right?