Lalasticlala, kindly trace Joel Obi's moniker & ban him from Nairaland for life.

Thanks.

greatsolihu105:
pls I need direction to gowon n shagari estate

From where?

Anyway get to Iyana Ipaja & take Ipaja / Ayobo bus / keke.

Drop at Gate. i.e. Estate Gate.

Dats Gowon Estate. Shagari is opposite it. Bike will get you there.

Greet my ex for me.

Shebi Italian players been promise to win for Astori?

Na him dem don chop 1 now.

Na dis kain promise & fail dey make dead person spirit dey roam earth dey disturb innocent people.

PHCN just carry light 4 here now now but as 3 bottles break, dem don return am back.

REMOVE JOEL OBI!

Remove that ape.

His face is scaring our goals away.

Make he enter studio. Football is not for him.

That Polish sub keeper must be a muslim. Instead of diving, he knelt down to pray.

GOOOAAALLLLL!!!! MOSES!

PENALTY TO NIGERIA!!!

Martelo18:
Bros take am easy. Call today for your original perfume oil. 0705 734 4852

You get gworo scent?

Shukusheka:
Ighalo is a target man, that is his style of play. Who else would you play in that role? Ighalo is strong and physical, and he can knock balls down for Moses and Iheanacho to feed on.


The referee isn't at fault for the disallowed Poland goal, that's the job of the linesman.

Ighalo is not a target man oga. That is not his style of play. He is not static. He is strong, quick & skillful - hardly targetman attribues.

He is too short for that role.

He's not even up to 6 ft.

Dis keeper has the worst clearance iv seen in football.

None of him goalkicks don reach our player.

Na fans he dey kick ball give.

We need juju to win dis match.

Ekaka1:
This our oyibo wall dey try but dem still dey learn.

I pity you.

You never see where Ekong dey chop Ekuke dog b4 dats why yu dey call am oyibo.

I support Gorawlski.

Yes.

Kick the life out of Joel Obi. We dont need Oragutans for the world cup.

Let him return to his cave.

Pre-historic ape.

Abdullahi cannot play football. He must not start for us. Ebuehi should replace him once he returns from injury.

Who brought back this ape, Joel Obi? What the hell do we need him for? Mascot?

Iwobi is missing.

Ighalo is not a target man, stop playing him as such. He has been our brighest forward but his role needs to be changed. Someone else needs to bring the ball down 4 him to finish or the team should just stop feeding him aerial balls.

Why are our midfielders (Ape Obi & Ndidi) booting the ball upfield anyhow? Can't they build?

Why are English referees utterly useless & controversial? Asides blowing for non existent fouls & killing the tempo of the game, how the hell was that not a goal for Poland? Even the daft linesman was shaking his head asif he was damn sure of it. Olodo.

Who be dat yeye Polish guy wey wan kill Moses? Him papa dey mental?
Shoe polish. Otu oshi.

Kurzawa looks like an ex-meth head undergoing rehabilitation. Which kain cancer head be dat?

ifyalways:
Lmao
Same body type as Alex

Thank God I don't even know who Alex is.

These are all hybrids.

The only pure breed pig in Africa is called Buhari.

mamagee3:
Do You Like My Profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo?

You look like you're holding your fart.

Release it in Jesus name.

Pierohandsome:
obinna nwaneri not ifeanyi. Are u high on weed or what

Ifeanyi Obinna Nwaneri

If I'm not meeting her in my bedroom then the meeting is useless.

Ifeanyi Nwaneri played for Super Eagles sometime around 2002 with Agali, Yakubu & co.

Wow.

See how life bleeps us all.

yeyerolling:
Fake list. Mosquito is no1

Its not a ranking.

Just a list of the deadliest animals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgYtpfO4ODQ


lalasticlala

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That means the King has a 6.8-litre V10 petrol engine developing 357bhp and a mighty 457lb ft of torque. It will need that sort of heft, as the massive bodywork and luxury appointments won't be light - a press release accompanying the photos claims an all-up weight of 5.44 tonnes.

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10) African Rhino

While the African rhino (both black and white) are fighting to survive and their numbers are dropping at alarming rates due to poaching – it’s still important to keep your guard if you get the chance to see one in the wild. Rhinos are large mammals (only second in size to the elephant), an adult white rhino can weigh in at 6,000 lb’s. Rhinos are shortsighted, a little bad tempered, which makes them very dangerous. They’ll charge at full force and use their horns to kill or injure what they deem to be a danger or annoyance to them. Never get in between a mother and her baby, or anywhere near an older male.


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9) Cape Buffalo

Cape Buffalo are said to have killed more big game hunters than any other animal (and so they belong to the Big 5. Buffalo are thought to kill around 200 people every year, first they charge and then they gore their victims. An injured buffalo is incredibly dangerous. When you see Cape Buffalo in Africa, they’re usually not alone. They appear in very large (and intimidating) herds. Even when looking at them through binoculars from a distance, the males always seem to be staring right at you with intense dislike. Weighing in at over 700 kg’s (1540 lbs) most lions don’t even dare take a chunk out of this beast. Buffalo will mob any predator that dares to take its young.

8 ) Puff Adder

The Puff Adder (Bitis arietans) is considered to be Africa’s deadliest snake because it is responsible for the most human fatalities. Puff Adders reach an average length of around 1 meter, and they’re solidly built with a wide girth. Color patterns vary depending on where they live, their habitats extend throughout Africa except for dense rain forests and deserts. The Puff Adder has large fangs and its venom is powerful enough to kill a grown man with a single bite. Puff Adders rely on camouflage for protection and lie still if approached. Because of this, people tend to step on them and get bitten. Many fatalities occur because bites are not treated correctly, leading to infection and gangrene.

7) Lion

Lions live throughout sub-Saharan Africa (except for forests and deserts) in protected areas. A 2005 study showed that lion attacks on man were on the rise in Tanzania and Mozambique. Sick male lions are mostly responsible for the hundreds of human deaths that occur each year because lion attacks.

6) Great White Shark

Great White shark encounters are rare but attacks are serious when they happen, and have led to fatalities. While some adventure seekers will actively go out and dive with great whites, most of us should probably avoid contact.There have been more than 200 Great White shark attacks off the coast of South Africa in as many years. Great Whites attack by propelling themselves at their prey with great speed. They take a single huge bite and drag their victims down into deeper water. Then they let go and the prey just bleeds itself to death before being gobbled up.

5) Nile Crocodile

Crocodiles kill hundreds of people each year in Africa. The Nile Crocodile can be found in almost every major river throughout the continent as well as many lakes. Most fatalities occur while people are washing or collecting food near river banks and lake shores. Fishermen are also prone to attack as they slide their boats in and out of the water. Crocodiles attack by dragging their prey under water and drowning them. Some crocodiles will also then roll their bodies repeatedly to weaken their prey.

4) Black Mamba

The Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) is one of Africa’s most dangerous snakes and feared in East, Central and Southern Africa. It’s aggressive when cornered and will not hesitate to strike. It can reach speeds of up to 12 mph (20 km/ph). It’s the largest venomous snake in Africa with adults reaching an average 2.5m. Black Mamba’s are not black at all, but brown/olive skinned. Their mouths are inky black which they show when threatened. Black Mambas live in savanna, scrub, tree hollows, and sometimes people’s homes. If a Black Mamba encounters prey it can strike up to 12 times, each time delivering enough neuro and cardio-toxic venom to kill a dozen men within one hour. Without anti-venom, the mortality rate is 100%.

3) Elephant

It’s unlikely you’ll bump into an elephant outside of a protected wildlife reserve, but when you encounter this 12,000 lb beast, things can potentially get ugly. African elephants, especially older bulls and young males, can be aggressive even when they’re not provoked. Most deaths occur by the elephant trampling their victims to death. In places where poaching is rife and/or the elephants’ habitats are threatened, elephants are more aggressive