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Lalasticlala, seun osewa, I know this goes against Nairaland policy but on behalf of Nairalanders I demand that this idiot be allowed to change his moniker...










































... to lastmugu.

This is news abi?
Something that happened 2 days ago.

Clerverly:
Francis Odinaka Uzoho (born 28 October 1998), Nigerian goalkeeper who plays for Spanish club Deportivo de La Coruña.. he's just 19,wow so young...

lalasticlala

Ironically, Francis Odinaka Uzoho hails from the tribe you despise most.

Your hatred is genetically ingrained from your forefathers.

Cuz they want to distract you from noticing the bulge on their crotch

showafrica:
Locusts only ate the farm produce which caused famine and already going into extinction. There is this flies that caused diseases to the Egyptians and I am sure it's mosquitoes

How can you be sure? Did you co-author the Bible?

showafrica:
LOL.. Imagination from history and Bible. What was that flies God sent to Egypt that was giving them diseases...

Were they not locusts?

Could this be why Uzoho kept punching last night?

I also watched the Russia vs Brazil game earlier & noticed the keepers couldn't make seemingly simple saves.

Pepe Reina believes the ball behaves so strangely that there will be a glut of long-range goals in Russia 2018

Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has given his verdict on the World Cup ball, the adidas Telstar 18, and he believes it is going to be a nightmare for shot-stoppers.

The 27-year-old is widely recognised as one of the foremost players in his position in the world, but gave the thumbs down to the ball following Spain’s 1-1 draw with Germany on Friday.

De Gea conceded a thumping shot from Thomas Muller early in the second half and, while he is not crediting the new ball with that, he does believe it behaves in a strange manner.

“It’s really strange,” he said. “It could have been made a lot better.”

Pepe Reina, the Napoli No.1 and understudy to De Gea in the Spain national team, was equally critical.

“I bet you as much as you like that we'll see at least 35 goals from long range in Russia, because it's impossible to work out,” he grumbled.

“It’s covered in a plastic film that makes it difficult to hold on to. Goalkeepers are going to have a lot of problems with this ball.”

Barcelona shot-stopper Marc-Andre ter Stegen, who was at the other end of the park at the ESPRIT Arena in Dusseldorf, offered a pragmatic take on the issue.

“The ball could be better; it moves a lot. But I think we're just going to have to get used to working with it and try to get to grips with it as quickly as possible before the World Cup starts,” he told AS .

“We’ve got no other option.”




http://www.goal.com/en/news/its-really-strange-man-utd-ace-de-gea-slams-world-cup-ball/8nlwvp2ezk9c1k8znmb8ukjtx



lalasticlala, honeric01, semid4lyfe

i2talk:

I don't understand. You're trying to set me up?