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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To The Siege Laid On Saraki And Ekweremadu's Residences by GeeString: 9:58am On Jul 24, 2018
Let me add mine:

"Buhari must die in power!"


If he doesn't die before next elections, I will vote him in so my wish can be fulfilled.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Can’t Relate With A Broke Guy" - 200 Level FUTA Female Student says. by GeeString: 9:56am On Jul 24, 2018
A mouth this wide can only be used for three things:

1. A sloppy head
2. Insults and
3. Eating voraciously


None of these attributes can be associated with class.
Romance / Re: 20,000+ People Sign Petition To Drink Red Juice From Exhumed Black Sarcophagus by GeeString: 8:43am On Jul 24, 2018
Here is a link to the petition if you're interested...


https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus

lalasticlala

Romance / 20,000+ People Sign Petition To Drink Red Juice From Exhumed Black Sarcophagus by GeeString: 8:39am On Jul 24, 2018
Remember the black sarcophagus exhumed by archaeologists last week in Egypt?

Well, some mad people want to drink the liquid found inside it and they are serious. grin


A mysterious black sarcophagus was pried open in Alexandria, Egypt on Thursday amid intense social media debate over whether opening the vessel would unleash an ancient curse on the Earth.

While the jury is still out on any potential plagues, there has been at least one observable — and rather strange — side effect from the sarcophagus' opening. Namely, a petition signed by nearly 20,000 people who wish to drink the mysterious liquid discovered inside the tomb.

Photos of the gruesome scene found inside the sarcophagus spread quickly online after archaeologists pried open the 30-ton sarcophagus, revealing three decomposed bodies floating in an unidentified red juice. Netizens around the world quickly began speculating about what the substance could be, with many jumping to the outlandish conclusion that the liquid might possess magical healing powers.

The wild theory went so viral it spawned a change.org petition entitled "let the people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus."

"We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die," petition founder Innes McKendrick wrote on the site.

At the time of publication, the petition had accrued 19,013 signatures out of its 25,000 goal.

In light of the petition's growing support, the Egyptian Antiquities Minister spoke out to assure the public that the liquid is not "juice for mummies that contains an elixir of life" — it's just sewage water that managed to leak into the ancient tomb through a small crack in the vessel's side.

The three mummies will reportedly be transported to the Alexandria National Museum, while the coffin will be taken to a military museum. The fate of the sarcophajuice remains to be determined.


https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/07/23/thousands-sign-petition-to-drink-red-juice-from-bottom-of-black-sarcophagus/23487952/#slide=7380681#fullscreen

lalasticlala

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Romance / Re: Midnight Vaseline Crew Only by GeeString: 12:48am On Jul 24, 2018
Saff is viewing.

I wonder if she's also an MVC member.

Soon, she'll deny it - as usual. grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by GeeString: 12:45am On Jul 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:



For a 6 feet tall guy, i can't show you but i have SEEN it, and it was wayyyy below size 43

I'm waiting for the wager undecided



Drop your proof please and stop playing smart.
You can post a video showing the back of his head & measure his height and without any signs of editing (cuz I'll catch you), show us his feet size as below 43.

Simple.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by GeeString: 12:41am On Jul 24, 2018
Saff:
never claimed to be feminist. Never will be. Sleep well. Goodnight x



You claimed to be a feminist on several occasions but as usual with you lot, once you get caught, you deny it.

We're used to it now.




If you insist you aren't a feminist, type these words clearly; "Men and women are not equal. Women should be submissive to men".

I'll wait. grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by GeeString: 12:38am On Jul 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:



Lol, how do you know all this, not all tall men wear size 45, some even have below 43, way below 43 sef so what are you saying, i still stand by my previous comment!!!



Reading comprehension.
I'm sure I typed "mostly" up there.


Back to your 'point', no man 6 feet and above wears below 43. Show me.

Secondly, no man 5"8 & below wears above 45. Show me.


I'll wager anything for those 2 arguments above. No time for long epistles.
Till then...

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by GeeString: 12:16am On Jul 24, 2018
youngberry001:
ok what does been tall guarantee then..... cheesy



Help us ask am... grin

Always lying to themselves. smh

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by GeeString: 12:15am On Jul 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:


Lol, being tall doesnt guarantee long pr**k



Yes it does, stop deceiving yourself.

Tall men mostly wear size 45 & above which indicates a large/long dong.

You'll hardly see a short man wear above size 43 that's why they come with below 7 inch cocks.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by GeeString: 12:13am On Jul 24, 2018
mimimile93:


Can't they protect themselves?

I thought they are feminists...


SMFH



On point!
Hypocrisy is truly hilarious grin

It's funny how Saff, a sworn feminist suddenly wants a man's protection. I thought we were equal?? Is it selective now?

Most Nigerian girls are really disgusting! Their IQs are really low.

Kai grin

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Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by GeeString: 10:20pm On Jul 23, 2018
Eating pussy is totally safe & every man should do it without any issue but not Nigerian girls cunts.

You stand the risk of contracting STDs & other life-threatening illnesses.

A scientific research recently exposed Nigerian girls as 80% carry one form of STD or yeast infection. This explains why most of them reek of rotten fish down there.

Wait until you travel out of this country before trying it. For now just make sure she sucks every syrup out of your dick & slack her vagina senseless while you can because another man will take over soon if you can't.

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Crime / Re: Two Slay Queens Fighting After Discovering That They Are Dating Same Man by GeeString: 10:08pm On Jul 23, 2018
Lol. grin grin


Words are not enough to explain what preeq has done in the lives of women. Don't be surprised if they are on Twitter & nairaland Romance Section screaming "men are scum!"

grin

No be small pen!s fight. One of them must be a black belter. See how Brazillian hair is flying everywhere! Top & bra don tear finish while guyman go jus dey inside him room chook toothpick 4 mouth dey laugh... grin

Say NO to Oloshoism!

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Food / Re: Who Knows If This Fruit Is Edible (pics) by GeeString: 9:45pm On Jul 23, 2018
deedy111:
Saw this beautiful but kinda strange fruit alone on a Short tree in the bush when I visited my friends village, it was so tempting to give it a bite, but I wasn't sure if its a good idea.
Who knows the name and if its safe for consumption



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9YW6VFPyzE




Is that a loquat
Can't say 4 sure.

Should be a loquat or Japanese plum. Indigenous to Far East Asia but can be grown in our climate too.

Its a good source of vitamin C. Its related to pears & apples. The one you posted looks a bit different but I think its a loquat.
Crime / Re: Dr. Bumbum, Popular Plastic Surgeon, Arrested After Patient's Death by GeeString: 5:01pm On Jul 20, 2018
Ms Calixto had travelled 2,000km (1,250 miles) from her home in Cuiabá, central Brazil, to undergo buttock enhancement by Dr Furtado on Saturday evening, reports said.

The procedure took place at his apartment in the upmarket district of Barra de Tijuca.

The Regional Medical Council of the State of Rio de Janeiro (Cremerj) said it had opened an investigation into Ms Calixto's death.

Niveo Steffen, president of the Brazilian Plastic Surgery Society, said there was a "growing invasion of non-specialists" in the industry.

"You cannot perform plastic surgery inside an apartment," he told AFP news agency.

"Many people are selling a dream, a fantasy to patients in an unethical way and people, weakened, are often attracted to low prices, without considering whether or not the conditions are adequate."

Dr Furtado has a large online following through various social media accounts.

Aside from his now-deleted popular Instagram page, he is also very active on Facebook - filling his page with before-and-after shots of buttocks procedures - and on YouTube, where he presents advice on everything from endometriosis to low-carb diets.

In one social media post, he said he was given the name Dr Bumbum by his clients and had embraced it as a term of affection.



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-44895386

Crime / Dr. Bumbum, Popular Plastic Surgeon, Arrested After Patient's Death by GeeString: 5:00pm On Jul 20, 2018
A celebrity Brazilian plastic surgeon known as Dr Bumbum has been arrested after four days on the run following the death of one of his patients.

Police say Dr Denis Furtado was detained in Rio de Janeiro thanks to an anonymous tip.

His patient Lilian Calixto died following injections he gave her to enlarge her buttocks.

Dr Furtado faces murder charges. His mother was also arrested and is accused of being an accomplice.

Investigators say Dr Furtado carried out the procedure on Ms Calixto, a 46-year-old bank manager and mother-of-two, at his home in Rio de Janeiro - but she fell ill during the procedure.

Dr Furtado took her to a hospital where her condition worsened and she died some hours later, police said. Local media reported that she arrived at the hospital suffering from an abnormally fast heart rate.

Dr Furtado then disappeared. On Wednesday his lawyer said he was innocent and had not turned himself in to police because he was panicking.

Rio police posted a photo of him alongside his mother, Maria de Fátima Barros Furtado, after their arrest.

His girlfriend, Renata Fernandes, had already been arrested on suspicion of taking part in the procedure.

In a video posted on social media after his arrest on Thursday, Dr Furtado said Ms Calixto's death had been a "fatal accident" and said he had performed 9,000 such procedures and that they were legal in Brazil.

The 45-year-old has appeared on Brazilian television and had nearly 650,000 followers on his Instagram account.

Brazilian media said that his registration from the Federal Medical Council showed that he was licensed as a doctor in Brasília and the nearby state of Goiás, but he was not recorded as a specialist.

The Brazilian Plastic Surgery Society said he was not a trained plastic surgeon. In a statement on its website, it said procedures should never be carried out in private homes, and it warned against using PMMA - a synthetic resin also known as acrylic glass filler - for any aesthetic purposes.

In a Facebook post earlier this month, Dr Furtado had called PMMA "a minimally invasive procedure, offering immediate and definitive results, using local anaesthesia and therefore painless, without much need of rest after the procedure". It is believed that Ms Calixto had booked in for this treatment.

Sports / What Ronaldo Told Real Madrid Fans In Full After Juventus Move by GeeString: 6:22pm On Jul 10, 2018
"These years at Real Madrid, and in this city of Madrid, were possibly the happiest of my life.

I have feelings of great appreciation for this club, for the fans and for this city alone. I can only thank them for all the love and affection that I have received.

However, I think it's time to open a new stage in my life and that's why I asked the club to transfer me. I feel it's the right thing to do, and I ask everyone, especially my fans, to understand my desire.

It's been 9 absolutely wonderful years, nine unique years. It has been exciting times, full of consideration and hard work, because Real Madrid demands it, I know in my heart that I will never forget how I enjoyed playing football here in such a unique manner.

I've shared the pitch and the locker room with wonderful team-mates, I've felt the warmth of our amazing fans, and together we won three Champions League titles in a row and four in five year. Alongside them, I was able to win 4 Ballon D'Ors and 3 Golden Boots. All of that during my stint with this inmense and extraordinary club.

Real Madrid conquered my heart and my family's heart, and that's why I want to say thanks. Thanks to the club, to the President, to the board, to my team-mates, to all the coaches, doctors, physios and workers that make everything function, and to those who are always paying attention to every detail.

Once again, my infinite thanks go out to all our fans, and I'd also like to thank Spanish football. During this nine passionate years, I've had the privilege of facing great players. My respect and recognition to all of them.

I've reflected a lot, and I know it's time for a nerw cycle. I will leave today, but I will feel this crest and the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium as part of me wherever I go.

Thank you all, and of course, like I said during that time at our stadium nine years ago: Hala Madrid!"

Sports / Watch Full Highlights & Goals of Nigeria's 2-0 Victory Against Iceland by GeeString: 6:35pm On Jun 22, 2018
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by GeeString: 10:14pm On Jun 21, 2018
Godpolymath:
Remember this quote..
Messi will win this worldcup at nigeria expense..believe me



Go take your meds.
Goodnight.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by GeeString: 9:50pm On Jun 21, 2018
Godpolymath:
shm so messi is now the coach that controls players around??

Messi isnt the problem,he cant pass ball and shoot it the same time,,he cant attack,defend and keep at the same time..

THose names you mention are highly overated nowadays



Yes. Messi controls the national team.

He single handedly cancelled the friendly game with Israel, he rejected Icardi's inclusion in the WC list etc.

Stop making excuses for him.

Messi is finished!

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by GeeString: 9:19pm On Jun 21, 2018
aktom007:

What are u saying , substituted for who?...higuan is not playing well same with aguero...shouldn't you know there's something wrong in the tactics?.... This same team lost most of their friendlies oooo



Has it ever occured to you that Higuain & Aguero will play better without Messi?

These guys do well for their clubs and play free-flowing football.

But when they get to the national team, they're forced to feed Messi the ball. Yet Messi cannot make things happen.

Little dictator.

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by GeeString: 9:01pm On Jun 21, 2018
Godpolymath:
i am a hardcore messi fan but ballon belongs to ronaldo this year...

i wish messi wont quit and stay with his country till next worldcup,he can still make his country proud..

you have no idea what he feels when billions of people believe in you but you are surrounded by fuccking idiots and a stupid coach..

As far as i know..MESSI IS G.O.A.T.




Kindly list these fucking idiots.

Aguero? Di Maria? Mascherano? Banega? Biglia?

Or is it Higuain who has been on the bench (because of Messi)?

If these players are idiots, what does that make Messi? The ultimate slowpoke that's what he is.

Messi is useless & should have been substituted half time.

Who will he blame this time? Higuain?
Or the ball?


Typical plastic football asslicking fan. Blame everyone else asides the problem itself.

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Sports / Watch Uruguay Vs Saudi Arabia Goal & Highlights Here by GeeString: 6:15pm On Jun 20, 2018
Sports / Watch Ronaldo's Record Breaking Goal Against Morocco (goal & Match Highlights) by GeeString: 5:45pm On Jun 20, 2018
Sports / Re: Russia Vs Saudi Arabia: World Cup - 5 - 0 (Highlight Video) by GeeString: 12:30am On Jun 15, 2018
cliqtips:
Sorry to ask, please do you own this channel ?



Why do you ask?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Denies Being Billed To Perform At Opening Ceremony Of 2018 World Cup by GeeString: 12:19am On Jun 15, 2018
lefulefu2:
na wetin whizkid wan sing for d worldcupcheesy..ehn? So it was Robin Williams that performed in the opening ceremony? Damm i missed d openin ceremony.


Na Ojuelegba he wan sing. grin


Yes, Robbie Williams performed. Baba don dey row white hair but those dance moves still dey sharp especially during "Let Me Entertain You".

Brought back memories.

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