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Following this again...

I don't seems to understand the title of this thread ooo,did you really mean pick or begging him to pick?

Post no bill

For early Monday morning, see nairaland frontpage

who come own am?

Pay on delivery abi?

hummm

Flets:
Bye bye to Tinubu dynasty in lagos

Tinubu's wife is a senator
Daughter is iyaloja
Nephew won house of assembly ticket
Son-in-law is a serving HOA member
Now imposed Ambode to Lagosians.... yet again

If one man could mortgage the choices of over 8million Nigerians.... Then there is no hope for the black race.

Time to teach them a lesson at the polls. Agbaje or Koro is the next Lagos governor.

Pick one now or Neva Agbaje or koro

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hummm

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gratiaeo:
Nothing will stop GEJ winning Lagos, Ogun, Ekit, Ondo. Forget Tinubu gara gara

What about Osun? Abi you omit am ni

nas4q:
I swear by my two balls dis sh+t is "copy and paste". I have genuine reasons. Though it's funny

Oya bring the original version

stevecrun:
Damn,bro@OP..how did you create this?

I laughed all the way..thumbs up

I be the copyright owner, if you see am somewhere else na copy /paste. But na the thing wey Mtn dey do me be dis ooo

CzarRex:
Lolz..omo I knw fih laff.. maybe dey have secretly installd antenna to monitorin ur every day moves..as u wan bath..mtn be like "do you want to knw d best soaps for ur skin" if yes, snd SOAP to 5031..lolz

Na him make me voice out before e reach that tym.

saaedlee:
Putting this page on our main display got everyone laughing here in the office, chia OP u no go kee me.
Weada APC or PDP win 2015, Nairaland is still d best

Nairaland is still the best, but come 2015 power must change hand.



MTN please oooooo

Slonge2:
Hahahahah! OP it is not mtn that is monitoring your life, it is that old woman in your village

That means the old woman don do collabo with MTN with the help of modern technology.....

All I know be say thunder wey go strike them down just finish press up and fire wey go consume them still dey do IT for real hell fire.

HeyChiko:
Are u serious? I'm about to do mine o

My candid advice, just no try am..

See dis

www.nairaland.com/2019446/mtn-please-stop-monitoring-life#28417697

gen2briz:
I pray make MTN no see this your reply because the msg wey dem go send next go be..... Dear subscriber, Are you interested in politics? If yes text yes to 33523 for political update.

Wetin I talk, dem don send am....... I'll upload the screen shot in few minutes

QAPHAYNE:
The accused gen2briz has been found guilty of infecting the nairaland community with uncontrollable laughter and lungslaughter, and is hereby sentenced to 2years in the politics section and must be placed in between the APC and PDP crossfire. COURT!!!!!!

I pray make MTN no see this your reply because the msg wey dem go send next go be..... Dear subscriber, Are you interested in politics? If yes text yes to 33523 for political update.

Tintinnoty:
Lyk xrioxly this must be a kind of joke meant for joke section cos can't just stop laughing while reading this piece........

No be joke ooo... MTN is really following me bumber to bumber

I regret the day I send this very code, ever since then, the number of spam msg I received now times 3.

I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life,
whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will
send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow
money.
Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from
love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner
are compatible, there was this day am thinking about changing my
present job and within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your
present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211.
As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within
5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to
my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if
so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for
us.
As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one
interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone,
upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform
well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla.......
Just to mention but few......

DEAR ndlers please help me beg MTN to please allow me to enjoy my life without their interference. Biko

I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life, whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow money.
Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner are compatible, there was this day am thinking about changing my present job within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211.
As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within 5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for us.
As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone, upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla.......
Just to mention but few......


MTN please allow me to enjoy my life without your interference. Biko

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Welldone jare

Well-done and Thank God.


But what about chibok girls?

Make I watch it first

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