I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life,
whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will
send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow
money.
Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from
love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner
are compatible, there was this day am thinking about changing my
present job and within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your
present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211.
As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within
5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to
my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if
so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for
us.
As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one
interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone,
upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform
well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla.......
Just to mention but few......

DEAR ndlers please help me beg MTN to please allow me to enjoy my life without their interference. Biko

gen2briz:
I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life,
whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will
send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow
money.
Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from
love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner
are compatible, there was this day am thinking about changing my
present job within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your
present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211.
As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within
5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to
my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if
so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for
us.
As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one
interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone,
upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform
well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla.......
Just to mention but few......

DEAR ndl please help me beg MTN to please allow me to enjoy my life without their interference. Biko

The accused gen2briz has been found guilty of infecting the nairaland community with uncontrollable laughter and lungslaughter, and is hereby sentenced to 2years in the politics section and must be placed in between the APC and PDP crossfire. COURT!!!!!!

gen2briz:
I don't need anybody to convince me that MTN is monitoring my life,
whenever am broke or I need to recharge my phone, the message they will
send at that very tym is extra credit telling me am qualified to borrow
money.
Whenever am on date with a new babe, the message I go receive na from
love calculator asking me to subscribe and confirm if me and my partner
are compatible, there was this day am thinking about changing my
present job and within 5min the message I got is.... Are you tried of your
present job or planning of changing job, if yes send yes to 33211.
As if all that one no reach, me and my babe won do that thing and within
5min Wey e reach make e begin proper thing na him dem send message to
my babe's line saying..... Are you pregnant or preparing to get pregnant if
so subscribe to daily tips. Na so dey take cancel that special moment for
us.
As I don think say dem don commot for my back, I dey go for one
interview for early morning na him I hear msg notification for my phone,
upon checking it, it was dem again asking me.....Did you want to perform
well in your interview? If yes send yes to bla bla bla.......
Just to mention but few......

DEAR ndl please help me beg MTN to please allow me to enjoy my life without their interference. Biko

Lyk xrioxly this must be a kind of joke meant for joke section cos can't just stop laughing while reading this piece........

Tintinnoty:



Lyk xrioxly this must be a kind of joke meant for joke section cos can't just stop laughing while reading this piece........

No be joke ooo... MTN is really following me bumber to bumber

omg....this got me cracking

QAPHAYNE:
The accused gen2briz has been found guilty of infecting the nairaland community with uncontrollable laughter and lungslaughter, and is hereby sentenced to 2years in the politics section and must be placed in between the APC and PDP crossfire. COURT!!!!!!

I pray make MTN no see this your reply because the msg wey dem go send next go be..... Dear subscriber, Are you interested in politics? If yes text yes to 33523 for political update.

gen2briz:


I pray make MTN no see this your reply because the msg wey dem go send next go be..... Dear subscriber, Are you interested in politics? If yes text yes to 33523 for political update.

Wetin I talk, dem don send am....... I'll upload the screen shot in few minutes

Mtn be like ' Dear Mr Johnson, do you know your name starts with capital letter J '

Mtn! Maddest network ever ! most of their sms be like " do you want thunder to fire those witches in your village ? If yes' text "thunder fire" to 33100. N50/sms

BRAV0O:
Mtn! Maddest network ever ! most of their sms be like " do you want thunder to fire those witches in your village ? If yes' text "thunder fire" to 33100. N50/sms

Lol...okay this is funny. And such msgs are usually from the numbers...5031 & 5030. It can be annoying ehn..especially wen its end of the month

Hahaha....i can't stop laughing. Op is a comic. Yeah...op's most def tryna be funny & all but the sad truth is...all of these msgs, have at one point in time, been sent to me

Hahahahah! OP it is not mtn that is monitoring your life, it is that old woman in your village

Slonge2:
Hahahahah! OP it is not mtn that is monitoring your life, it is that old woman in your village

That means the old woman don do collabo with MTN with the help of modern technology.....

All I know be say thunder wey go strike them down just finish press up and fire wey go consume them still dey do IT for real hell fire.

Putting this page on our main display got everyone laughing here in the office, chia OP u no go kee me.
Weada APC or PDP win 2015, Nairaland is still d best

Lmao

saaedlee:
Putting this page on our main display got everyone laughing here in the office, chia OP u no go kee me.
Weada APC or PDP win 2015, Nairaland is still d best

Nairaland is still the best, but come 2015 power must change hand.



MTN please oooooo

Lolz..omo I knw fih laff.. maybe dey have secretly installd antenna to monitorin ur every day moves..as u wan bath..mtn be like "do you want to knw d best soaps for ur skin" if yes, snd SOAP to 5031..lolz

CzarRex:
Lolz..omo I knw fih laff.. maybe dey have secretly installd antenna to monitorin ur every day moves..as u wan bath..mtn be like "do you want to knw d best soaps for ur skin" if yes, snd SOAP to 5031..lolz

Na him make me voice out before e reach that tym.

hehehehehe. Mtn don turn mind reader abi? Really laughed at this. Nice one op

Hhhhahahaha LWKMD4H oooo

. very funny

all i can say is "do you want to be a comedian" text "yes" to hilarious..

Damn,bro@OP..how did you create this?

I laughed all the way..thumbs up

lwkmd

stevecrun:
Damn,bro@OP..how did you create this?

I laughed all the way..thumbs up

I be the copyright owner, if you see am somewhere else na copy /paste. But na the thing wey Mtn dey do me be dis ooo

gen2briz:


I be the copyright owner, if you see am somewhere else na copy /paste. But na the thing wey Mtn dey do me be dis ooo

Lol..I go talk to NCC make them warn MTN

How come this shi.t ain't funny to me ... *Sipping dongoyaro* just incase.. Make I book space