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what should have been a corner kick

poor torres

wrong substitute

tevez won a corner

what a change frm banitez. Hazard no play at all 4 dis match

what a shot frm torres

bale don score bt torres dey keep offside

banitez sack letter should be ready before the end of this match. Poor technique

JayKayMaybachz: Na now u wan sabi ?

dis guy na big mumu

defoe has just scored a sensational goal but torres is just wasting chance and oppurtunity. What a waste of money

walahi chicharito beta pass torres 1million times

lucky save from cech

Torres total waste of cash

yellow 4 zabaleta

A guy sends his girlfriend who lives in anoda town a letter,says the guy:i am sorry but i'm in love with a young, caring, cute, beautiful and sexy lady now,so i want us to end our relationship, since i no longer love you.send back my pictures. Then the girl replied him back with a sealed envelope containing about 50 photos of different guys, and also replied him back in a letter:i dont remember ur face so pls select ur photo and send back the remaining ones,thanks. Gegen!!!.... What's ur reaction?

IZUKWU: With all these mathematical terms,you were exhibiting,i hope you aced all your maths courses . But what is the limit of that partial derivative as n tends to infinity.

in school my lecturers and colleague call me "Abacus" other "Pythagoras"

prince FAD: My bro,the limit is ZERO,VERY BIG ZERO,which means it can never win any girl because they wont understand those big mathematical expressions

try it and stop condeming. Do u know what it take to gather this mathematical terms together. If it did not work, i owe u ...........

hope this will help
https://www.nairaland.com/1107159/surest-line-woo-girl

is it a movie or home video?

If i am a priest he woun't have the privilege of coming to earth. Why should he be an hindrance to his unborn babies. It's a no to me

ammyluv2002: Hehehehe...short but funny! Is not possible that 2 yoruba women will sit quietly without talking that would be in mars not earth...lol

" Two Yoruba women were sitting quietly"

djeezy: Bullsh&t, that's so wack. It's like a kid accosting a girl.

its only a dull brain girl that walk away after using this words to woo her

dmcdad: @op, abeg make u try am first, then come tell us ur experience.. Lol

tested and trusted

When a lady is pregnant, her friends, family, neighbor and well wishers touch her belly and say "congratulation!". But none of them will go and touch the man's joystick and say "Weldone".

Moral: hardwork is never appreciated: Only result matters!!.
Do have a romantic week

fiftynaira: What has this got to do with you promising to buy her bold 5 Menh that's old fashon naija gurls dnt need all tha preaching.

u think say na everybody get money to buy gadgets and jeweries for woman. This line will anytime anyday

The surest and the most reliable line to woo any girl except some hausa girls. If you can cram this and perfect them without missing a word, be rest assured of getting the girl of your desire

Hi beauty, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular compound. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
Beauty, i will be happy if you meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, there my heart will be like a
solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras (include ur name after the pythagoras)..

Testimonys please

1. One who wave hands to greet newstcaster on the tv.
2. A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient to give him sleeping pills because he forgot to take them.
3. One who goes with a spanner to the bank to open an account.
4. The one who puts a radio in the freezer to listen to a cool music.
5. One who lowers the volume of a radio to read an SMS.
6. One who puts a perfume to take a photo .

dry dry and boring

Mynd_44: So there you have it. Mr cork and Bin as mods

wit this two the section go dey cracky, crafty, slappy, nackky, and above all corkbinky

A man went to a native doctor and
requested to know how bright his
destiny will be. The native doctor drew circle withta white chalk and another circle with a black chalk.
He placed a dead worm on the
floor and asked the guy to watch
carefully. He said he would say some incantations to make the dead worm start crawling. He told
the guy that if the worm crawls
into the white circle, it means his destiny will be bright but if it crawls into the black circle, it
means his destiny will be dark. He began making the incantations and the dead worm started
crawling. When it got in between the two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the black circle. The guy watched. As it was about to crawl into the black circle, the guy picked it and gently dropped it on the white circle.
The native doctor got furious and asked why he did that. The guy replied he won't fold his arms and watch his destiny crawl into darkness because "HIS DESTINY LIES IN HIS HANDS"