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Creatify:
I can do that for you. Any premium responsive WordPress theme you want for a little token though.

I don't need a nulled theme.

That is my fear

Please who can help

Please, who can give me a good and responsive wordpress Theme please.

naniawini:
yea, I'm gud. Hope ur gud too

Yeap, I am also doing good.

naniawini:

How far, long time.

Lol...

I thought it was CNN at first sight

Lilymond:
Birds of same feathers.
Yea neither is it a place to pay for something when no services has been offered.
come o, do I look like a juu for your eye? Abeg commot for here make I see road. cv re writers my foot. come and take mula for rewriting my cv.

Disappear for my face hungry goat. for your mind now you're gainfully employed? Rewrite your own cv and get a better job nah. abi better thing no dey hungry you. Ndi ala

Hmmm... Okay Ma.

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mary2014:
Are you a content producer, or you want to put your content on TV and share advert revenue with the channel? Well we are looking for already made content. We are looking at Drama series, comedy shows, sitcoms, talk shows, reality, shows, Home videos, skit, musical videos, any kind of good audio songs, documentary, events, weddings. Please the content has to be fresh and hot not something that has been shown on other Tv.
Contact us on- delmidedee@gmail.com

What would be my gain?

Kobicove:
Quality over quantity

You don't have to write an epistle before your article makes sense!

You are not an Information marketer nor a content creator,... so I won't engage you.

Bye.

Donald3d:
Except you have an exceptional tutor who knows how to really impact knowledge ,my brother ,no one can really make you learn programming ,they can just introduce you to the fundamentals .
Programming is a life-long learning process
Ask all the guys that majored in computer science (I studied elect eng.) ,ask them if it was their lecturers that really taught them how to be good programmers (majority would tell you they got good on their own,very few who were lucky to have exceptional tutors learned well from their lecturers).
Even the guys that went to almighty Aptech and the rest ,always vent their anger that they learnt close to nothing .
Programming is like communicating with the Holy Spirit ,your Pastor or Parent can just show you the path to God ,its left to you to establish a personal relationship,communication and using the Holy Spirit(Programming) ,to communicate with God (Computer,Phone etc)

I hope you read my post well. I said most foreign school, not Nigerian schools.

I know Programming is a life-long learning process, but you need someone to guide you that lonely path, else you become depressed.

APTECH is not almighty, there are other doing institutes doing better than them. I learnt at IIHT, and that is why I can say that self-study isn't for me.

I was tutored, I was guided and I was led to the right destination.

Stop giving generic advise!!

Donald3d:
Not trying to force anything down your throat,but .....
The best way to learn programming is learning it on your his own.
You said a GOOD programmer ,no good programmer would charge you less than 100k for this service .
So he should invest 20k on internet and download as many tutorials as possible ,especially video tutorials
MIT has free opencourse ware videos he can download
Programming is not hard ,as far as he has the passion(without this he can't learn it ,no be curse),invest time ,and keeps practicing

I disagree!!

If learning on one's own is so easy, why do people go to school and get tutored by Professors? (I mean foreign schools).

There are people called mentors, and everyone needs them - if you want to grow faster.

That you did self study and was successful, it doesn't mean that others can. Stop giving a generic advice, it kills people's motivation.

Ishilove:
I'm learning from you

Why won't you learn from Him?

When you should be raising kids, you keep masturbating on Biafra issues with another old man known as Omenka!!

Lilymond:
Yea take the exit door. Thanks for your services. I am very sure the one you will write will be worst than it was before.

PEOPLE you share similar character with are fraudulent in nature. Putting mula first before doing the job actually.
THIS post is not for people of your kind.

Goodbye

Smiles.. You mean i am most likely a scammer. Lol.

All the same, enjoy.

Lilymond:
How much? I hope it won't cost a fadden?

It wouldn't cost, and I will sit and write your resume for you - because I love your face right?

Here we go and bye!!

Samusu:
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

Hahahaha...

At least I tried with mine.

¶Baby I love you full,
Because of you I belle full

Infact , I am a bloody fool.¶

Nop.

Looks solve just 1% of relationship problems.

But the irony is that majority of the ugly girls are the headaches in most relationships

Hell No!

You should apply for French or zoology!!

To my girlfriend and sisters? I would be extra nice.

To those other shiitasshole females out there?

Fvck them!!

Leriebloom:
So because you don't notice pant lines on a lady means she is not wearing panties? There is something called thong my brother, which is way comfortable than any other type of panties

How far?

buynaijagoods:
You are making a point but people will still gain something.

Personally I clicked on the topic because it interested me, but was disappointed. Hence my outburst.

Maybe I took it too personal or I should no longer believe in Made in Nigeria write-ups.

Chimex30:
Nawa oo. Easy guy. The little he wrote will still be useful for other people.

A topic like this shouldn't be less than 1k words. But his article up there isn't even up to 300 words.

I am not angry per say, just pissed. What is the need of writing something half baked?

Your posts always lack depth!!

D you even have subscribers? You must have been feeding them with Trash Articles!!

Try and improve and dish out great contents!!

This post is mediocre !! A topic like this should be well analyzed, structured and written to give information to those that needs it.

All you wrote here is just like a lil boy writing an essay about his best food!

lol

shegra58:
See your life while you're boasting of how South-African will storm the street and ready to die,i'm just asking if you can do the same if need be

Good. You have paraphrased!!

Yes I have been in the street protests, and I will do it over and over again.

shegra58:
The question now is are you willing to die to make Nigeria better??

How will my death make Nigeria better?

Learn to read with understanding.

lol

Lilymond:
Dear Nairalanders,

I am searching for someone i.e a professional to help me re-WRITE my Curriculum Vitae. I have come to understand that this is my major problem of not getting my desired and dream job.

pls if you're interested in helping me, indicate and I will forward my CV to your email.

Thanks of your usual cooperation. ibehlilymond22@gmail.com
God bless you all!

send it to me.

Are you willing to pay?

alizma:
Tompolo is on the run, Asari Dokubo's network is bad, one hardly hear his voice this day, Skekau has lost his caliphate and now we can't say for sure if Kanu was the "lady" that cross border to Cameroon last weekend or not. This is the kind of president I will vote for come 2019 not the one that will always go to the scene of avoidable crime to shed tears like woman when he could have take action to prevent such crime..

Surely that is the president you will vote for, till Airtel stops their free data!!

victorvezx:
Haha, South Africa case was different because Mandela had 100% support from every black person and some some people too. I will urge u to use South Sudan as an example. They are currently in a civil war that have killed thousands because of leadership struggle after independence. They don't care about the civilians, they are struggling for power and killing innocent civilians at the same time

You see? You have no good knowledge of History!!

They were black people who were comfortable and living large, that tried to frustrate Mandela!!

They acted as spies to the white police and made them kill Blacks secretly!!

Go back and read that account very well.

If you cite the case of south Sudan as a failed breakout, what about Singapore, Malaysia, the old USSR, Eritrea, Etc.

Nigeria is a failed state. By 2020 if you don't leave this country, you would be selling human parts just to survive.

Relax and see!