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Agriculture / Re: 5-Star Luxurious Ram & Goat Barn With AC & DSTV (Photos, Video) by GenFunction: 7:55pm On Apr 10
Jennyclay:
The ram and goat are living a comfortable life than broke men.

Biko, I can’t laugh cheesy
Jenny clay soil,easy ur pressure

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Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 7:45pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:


Mr English expert, make we hear word o. Noise maker.

I don't know how many English you even speak self.
but atleast i wont type d jargons u are encouraging her to type...jus take corrections...#LearningNeverEnds
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 7:36pm On Apr 10
Pat081:
sorry the thing pain you ode
I wont trade words with some like u because u speak very bad english...where i wan start from?
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 3:40pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:


Come your own noise is terrible. Just stop mentioning me. angry
Jus take corrections...LOL,walahi i feel ur pain...if i were u,i'll hate me too...

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by GenFunction: 3:29pm On Apr 10
Truths9ja:
I don’t like the way you talk here, how could you be talking about dick size. Dick is dick, why thinking about the size. Definitely you will never be satisfied in bed then. Be contented with what you have and what God gave your spouse now. There’s no big or small dick. Dick is dick
LMAO...Dick is Dick...ERELU talked well,no worry.
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 3:19pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:
All this secondary school levers making noise all over my post, please your noise is becoming too much.

I no know who be una mate for here.









Y'all go and get a life and leave that bet naija shop you're typing from.

"Secondary school lever"...See za jargons u typed,its evident u are the Secondary school leaver here.
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 3:16pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:
All this secondary school levers making noise all over my post, please your noise is becoming too much.

I no know who be una mate for here.









Y'all go and get a life and leave that bet naija shop you're typing from.

Dnt worry i understnd that truth is bitter and so are u.
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 3:08pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:

You shall give account of every idle words you have spoken here today cos I don't remember calling you.

Continue
Shattap,the measure u give is za same measure u receive..u wey be the face of idle words.
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 3:03pm On Apr 10
[quote author=enemyofprogress post=129366240]Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew






If no be fake life, wetin Chelsea fans dey do for viewing center on a Champions League night?

Eeeh!
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 3:02pm On Apr 10
Pat081:
hmmmmmmm some one who never takes something like it before will be comment nonsense too
Jeez,ur english is so bad...see ur previous comment,jeez
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:58pm On Apr 10
Pat081:
when last do you eat eggs and yaw at home
No be only yaw na basketmouth. with ur yeye questn

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Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:56pm On Apr 10
AmotekunSW:


Okay, this taboo that she cooked, if you go to your in-law's place and your wife's mother serves you, you go chop am?

You people don't want to tell this old mama here the truth, that's why she is cooking abortion medicine and calling it food.
Ewele, pls na.lol
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:51pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:


Show off what? It's there on my profile. Whats there to show off in okra soup? Hm
U DEY ASK ME? Na u go tell us na
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:45pm On Apr 10
temptnow:


Okay, special adviser to Itel phone users
Who i be to refuse office 4rm u?
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:43pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:


It's the lighting.

See the one I made two days ago with same camera but I turned on my Florescent.

It's your eyes that are going through a lot not me.
U jus wan show off ur cooking,i see...oya post 3 days ago own
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:39pm On Apr 10
temptnow:
from your camera quality we can tell you are going through a lot
Na her small phone,main 1 was charging she jus used dis one ne.

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Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:35pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:


Really?.. this is how I like it. It was very tasty. You would love this one I made.
Kellie069,RUN !!!
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:29pm On Apr 10
Jewessgratitud3:


The person you are quoting can have you locked up with the key thrown into the ocean for life. When you come to a faceless forum yall will be forming keypad warriors until they fish you out like the ones involved in Chinwes case.
I noticed powerless pple tend to threaten pple in order to prove shit...see who wan lock person,ooshey CSO side chick.

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Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:25pm On Apr 10
[quote author=Jewessgratitud3 post=129365063]

Broke shame who? Did I mention your name. Only a broke man will react to every mention of the word broke when no one is calling him.

As for my meal it's very rich and fortified with all the daily required nutrients any meal is supposed to have. So you can't shame me with it cos I'm proud to showcase it anywhere I like

Let me school you a little
Fresh tomatoes represents the required vegetable and it's very Rich in vitamins.✓

Vegetable oil. Rich in fatty acids ✓

Egg .. a good source of protein required for repair and replacement of damaged cells.✓

Yam a good source of carbohydrates for energy.✓

Show us what you had for lunch today since you people can't recognize a healthy meal and can't even combine healthy nutritious food to get a balanced diet. You're coming here to display your ignorance.


After combining vitamins n minerals,is it sweet? does it taste like tasteless?
Food / Re: Meal On A Budget For Now Till Salary Enters. Turned Out Just D Way I Like It. by GenFunction: 2:19pm On Apr 10
DeathToSimps:


Oh. You're calling the mods.

For what? He expressed his honest opinion and that is not a bad thing.

After going round nairaland broke-shaming men, look at the village sacrifice you prepared.

Do better!
LMAO..no be lie sha,tha girl mouth sharp so tey dem fit use am peel orange

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Politics / Re: APC To Governor Adeleke: Stop Twerking In Lagos & Abuja Nightclubs, Face Govt. by GenFunction: 2:11pm On Apr 10
benuejosh:
Hahahaha.

Sharp uppercut to PDP, Davido and Davido FC abi na 30BG.
Wetin make am be upper cut b4 e go even sharp,is it nt the same benue state past 2 governors that cud owe serving nd retired civil servants for 5 mnths
Politics / Re: APC To Governor Adeleke: Stop Twerking In Lagos & Abuja Nightclubs, Face Govt. by GenFunction: 1:59pm On Apr 10
If he is working,let him twerk...#workhardplayhard...What abt those nt working but playing even harder

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Education / Re: Man Makes It Rain: Sprays Money On Girlfriend As She Graduates by GenFunction: 11:47pm On Apr 09
They are catching people o mr man
Sports / Re: Super Falcons Beat Banyana Banyana (0-1 Agg) - Qualify For Paris 2024 Olympics by GenFunction: 10:39pm On Apr 09
Normally...nice 1 girls...Go 9ja!!!
Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by GenFunction: 9:55pm On Apr 09
kay29000:


I was just laughing when I saw the guy said 10...Lol. I swear if some girls open up to You ehn, you go fear. I know a particular girl that for the 1 year I knew her, I counted at least 40 guys she told me she has slept with...and those are the ones she told me o. I swear these young girls of nowadays dey fear me.
nd she get serious boyfriend o

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Romance / Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by GenFunction: 5:13pm On Apr 09
No sane person wud argue with u

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Politics / Re: Kano Court Fixes April 17 For Ganduje, Wife, Son’s Arraignment by GenFunction: 5:05pm On Apr 09
Corrupt family.
Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by GenFunction: 4:12pm On Apr 09
Klington:
cool

Once you tell any Nigerian girl you are interested in her these days...

Her data will Finish.
Her phone will become bad.
Her hair will be old.
Her mum will become sick.
Her rent will expire.
Her undies will be old.
Her soap & cream will finish

Tinubu has reset most simps brains now.
Some wil even say "pls epp me with 100k my grandmother swallowed padlock"

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by GenFunction: 4:09pm On Apr 09
KingLennon:
I can beg only if you are a virgin sad. Imagine a guy kneeling to propose to a girl who has a body count of like 10 guys sad






God forbid cheesy
wetin u dae talk?10 guys na 1 semester o

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by GenFunction: 4:01pm On Apr 09
orohbiro:
I remember guys use to beg me to have my number way back then, but these days not only me even other girls complain of same issue.

The moment they ask You out you begin to stress then they will just go.

Even when you post PIC with a friend some will be begging you to even give them your friend's number like wTF.

Guys you need to slow down. We are females, we must do our shakara small our girlish thing you need to be patient with us pls.
Guys need to slow down how again? shey we aint toasting una like b4 again

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by GenFunction: 3:57pm On Apr 09
Update le cast
Crime / Re: 23-Year-Old US Lady Posed As 14-Year-Old Schoolgirl To Have Sex With Teen Boys by GenFunction: 3:31pm On Apr 09
2Radii:
aahh nooo

Goodlady na my distant paddy
U are paddying with the devil i must say..beware her name na opposite,shes just like jennyclaysoil

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