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Sports / Re: Man Brings Calabash To Bet Shop So He Can Win A Bet (Video) by GenFunction: 11:12pm On May 08
Oga u play too much
TV/Movies / Re: Elizabeth Evoeme: Throwback Videos Of Ovularia, "The New Masquerade" Actress by GenFunction: 11:11am On May 08
RIP ma,u be legend...i watched nd enjoyed dis show
Politics / Re: Cybersecurity Levy: Tinubu Govt Interested In Milking A Dying Economy- Peter Obi by GenFunction: 10:58am On May 08
Alexiiydon:
Cry more na you talk say Nigerian are poor ...maybe it’s time to tax the rich ....obi Dey wail because he know how much Dey hun account like this and how much govt go deduct....AND OBI wails should be the heading of the post ..OP
U don dey suffer brain damage like dis o

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Politics / Re: Cybersecurity Levy: Tinubu Govt Interested In Milking A Dying Economy- Peter Obi by GenFunction: 10:55am On May 08
bleeping multiple taxation,Tax on trading capital after naira devaluation and fuel subsidy removal...Abeg una knw who dae advice these dumb fcuks on economic marraz?
Politics / Re: New CBN Policy: This Is Too Much Punishment For Nigerians - Seyi Law To Tinubu by GenFunction: 7:34am On May 08
Seyi,u don mad...when u dey yen yen yen u don 4get abi...one thing with bad governance is that it affects us all...Them no go say apc buy rice 1500 while others buy 2000,all of us go buy at the same price

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Health / Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by GenFunction: 11:08pm On May 07
Otunba Lamba

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Borussia Dortmund: UCL (0 - 1) On 7th May 2024 by GenFunction: 11:04pm On May 07
Psg jus dae hit bar like them be bar men

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Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by GenFunction: 10:39pm On May 07
I think they do

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by GenFunction: 10:38pm On May 07
REDshouse:
everyone can go same route in life ...so if am to point out a lapse in the building structure or design as my profession is that too bad .. I won't snap my house so that u won't come rob me at night
U were trying to talk down on the building na why we wan see where u live.Rob u? imagination wan kee u
Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by GenFunction: 1:02pm On May 07
REDshouse:
am I right or wrong...
Thats nt the point,since all u cud do is point out lapses.Snap ur house bro.LOL
Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by GenFunction: 1:00pm On May 07
Deepspirituals:
And this is the only thing U see ..Snap and let's see your own not a Rented Apartment..No story or defense just snap
Even if na rented,make e snap make we see where e get mind rent house.No mind all these player haters.
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by GenFunction: 10:36pm On May 06
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I'm not your regular nairalander, not the oldest neither.

It is pertinent to ensure that one's brain is connected to the hands one uses to type before using the submit button
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by GenFunction: 7:35pm On May 06
TempUser:

Coming from who joined nairaland in 2018. Just dey play undecided
Oldest of them all...u always make no point.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Defiling Minor Inside Mosque Restroom by GenFunction: 9:27am On May 06
Make Ogun frm Ogun state epp me kee this aro...dafuq mehn,tot u went to pray
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by GenFunction: 9:19am On May 06
Mckraz01:


This people dey joke too much.
This cheetah can't near me because I carry holy ghost fire
LMAO,una don start.

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Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by GenFunction: 9:16am On May 06
TempUser:
I come to nairaland to read old news nowadays like yesterday newspaper.

It's quite disturbing that the nairaland of before was so engaging that news like this would have been served hot. I don't know what to call this news for it's old, oldies? grin
Learn to appreciate little things or better still set up ur own LAND since NAIRALAND aint current.
Career / Re: Nigerian Army Dismisses Soldier For Having Sex With Colleague’s Wife (photo) by GenFunction: 8:14pm On May 05
Dexy4yah:
5minutes enjoyment has caused this one his job...what a shame.


After all the drills on the job.

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Pets / Re: Woman Shows Off 28 Big Snakes, Calls Them Her Best Friends (photos, Video) by GenFunction: 6:38pm On May 05
Jokerman:
Why would a government allow this?? What if any of the snakes escapes to another compound??
Major concern o...iffa hear say i get one neighbour like dis wey one or several knots don loose 4 her head ehn,i go relocate sharply.
Pets / Re: Woman Shows Off 28 Big Snakes, Calls Them Her Best Friends (photos, Video) by GenFunction: 6:34pm On May 05
Hmmn,those snakes shud sha be careful.
Politics / Re: Shaibu: I Was Begged To Be Obaseki’s Deputy by GenFunction: 3:20pm On May 04
Shey dis 1 na damage control abi na revelation?...dis shaibu go be one kain guy.
Crime / Re: Organ Harvesting: Police Arrest 10 Suspects In Lagos by GenFunction: 7:35am On May 04
Feed them to the sharks,on how them guilty
Politics / Re: Hardship: Tinubu Adopted Solutions Promised By Peter Obi & Atiku — Shettima by GenFunction: 3:44pm On May 03
He adopted solutions and mans dey contact. i dont gerrit
Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by GenFunction: 1:41pm On May 03
Okete001:
Hehehehe

They keep painting Nigeria black everywhere they go.

If they don’t push cocaine, they will scam.

If they don’t scam they will grab land.

If they don’t grab land, they will fight with their host.

If they don’t fight their host, they steal cars and ship them back home.


It is so unfortunate we share the same country with these cannibals
Dem jus dae spoil our name,upon say tha place legit hustle dey pay sha if u knw wetin u dae do.Like u said,its so unfortunate.
Politics / Re: 465 Hostages Were Freed And 715 Terrorists Killed In April - DHQ by GenFunction: 1:31pm On May 03
Dear DHQ,Forget all this hype,and yet some emirs don gbawador frm their various communities because of .....,u knw nau,just to mention the least.Abeg abeg weather hot,carry ur rifles instead of hype cos these young bandits now sew jalabia with una camou(khaki)
Career / Re: Lady Earning N360K Sacked For Not Meeting Monthly Target Of N300M by GenFunction: 1:25pm On May 03
id4sho:
Clitocurrency cheesy cheesy grin smiley wink
Lol... all these ones
Religion / Re: Pastor Orders Bride To Remove Eyelashes At Wedding by GenFunction: 1:16pm On May 03
Sirmwill:
I don't know ooo


How many men find fake eyelashes attractive
Different strokes 4 different folks.

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Politics / Re: Shettima: We Won’t Blame Buhari For Our Failures by GenFunction: 6:59am On May 03
Incompetence...Thank God say shettima knw say lapses dey and we go gats blame sombori

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Education / Re: JAMB Candidate From Bayelsa Scores 354 by GenFunction: 6:45am On May 03
meum:
Great!

The funny thing is that you won’t see all those British & American curriculum/curricula schools here. If it’s to insult their teachers they will top the chart
and bully eachother

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Education / Re: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by GenFunction: 8:47pm On May 02
All i know is that there was a beat. mendozin was applied.
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Clash In Ile-Epo, Lagos, Set Market On Fire (Photo, Video) by GenFunction: 8:39pm On May 02
Whats the gain in destruction and violence?
Politics / Re: QatarEnergy Not Drawn To Nigeria Despite Tinubu Visit by GenFunction: 8:36pm On May 02
Did he go there and lick microphone again? or probably lied to their face tha the company has partnered with us? or he perhaps displayed another new Bleep up the news is hiding
Politics / Re: 18 States Attracted No Foreign Investment From 2021 -2023 (see List) by GenFunction: 8:29pm On May 02
Ofcourse benue,imo,kaduna,taraba,yobe,zamfara has been on the news for the very wrong reasons.

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