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Romance / Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 11:51am On Dec 19, 2016
SINZ:


Are you freaking kidding me? Na you worse pass me nau? I haven't done a quarter. You sir, are a legend. cool

Al ahly of Egypt has won more trophies than arsenal, both locally and continental, but that doesn't make al ahly better than them.

This short story illustrate you and you, you re incomparable in the act of hunting and digging. I was even taught your story when I was in primary 5 years ago. hehehehe
Romance / Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 11:46am On Dec 19, 2016
Cutezt:
Ayam Cumming
Approaching? awwww!
Romance / Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 11:46am On Dec 19, 2016
SINZ:


I'm a changed man bruh, I wan marry by this time next year. Right now, I'm in the transition process. grin

This is KIV right?

Lol, change man indeed, that means I am now a pope.

Yeah, its me bro!
Romance / Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by GentlemanUnltd: 11:45am On Dec 19, 2016
Deoblazing:
Hahaha...
Very true, you want me to change it? cool
Lol, I still won't agree with you that its truth.
Yeah, change it to your pic, wanna see the beauty behind your monicker.
Romance / Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 11:35am On Dec 19, 2016
SINZ:


Baba, na boredom dey make me book space. No mind me grin

Hehehehehe, a whole you boredom? when you have Nkechi or Amaka or Ada or even their mothers to call and ask them to come and keep you busy the pleasure way?
Romance / Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by GentlemanUnltd: 11:30am On Dec 19, 2016
Deoblazing:
Sure cool
Nice!
Your dp though, not true.
Romance / Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by GentlemanUnltd: 11:26am On Dec 19, 2016
Deoblazing:
Hey, was pulling your legs cool
And my intention was same.
Romance / Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 11:25am On Dec 19, 2016
SINZ:
wink
Which babe you still they wink again? hehehehe
Romance / Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 10:49am On Dec 19, 2016
Full Name....... King Godwin
Favorite color...... Red, White and Black (I love Egypt)
Tattoo ............. No
Piercings..............Yes (both ears)
Married ...... No
If Not married, willing to mingle ....... Can't tell
Crushing on someone...... Yes
Someone crushing on me......MAYBE
Proposals ....... Yes (An Ex)
Done Drugs..... No
Children ...........No
Surgeries ........ No
Shot a gun ....... Hahahaahahahaha!
Slapped someone before..... Yes (countless times)
Watched someone give birth .... No
Watched someone die ..... Yes
Ever had three.some before.... Yes(twice I think)
Ever had sex..........Yes
Still a virgin.............No
Your first kiss.........1999
Your first love........ Oghowmen (1999)
Still in school............ No
Been to America ......No
Ridden in an ambulance .... No
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ................ playing video game and watching football
Have any scars ........ Yes
Last time you cried ..... In front of an ex when I was travelling from the city we met (2007)
Last time you had sex ....... This morning
Ever been drunk?...... Yes
Sail on ship?....... I always sail on ships
Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes
Rode on a horse ....... No
Stayed in a hospital ..... Yes
Been to Malaysia.......No
been to south Africa.....No
play any bet games........Yes (addict )
graduated from university........ Yes
been to Ghana............. No
play MMM..................NO
Romance / Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by GentlemanUnltd: 10:49am On Dec 19, 2016
was going through Facebook not quite long and came across this trending slum book and felt I should share it here, just for fun.

cc Deoblazing

Come and fill yours!
Romance / Re: Woman Dances At Wedding Reception With Her Panties (images+video) by GentlemanUnltd: 10:42am On Dec 19, 2016
Her ass look's thick, me like it!
Romance / Re: Omg!!!! You Guys Hep Me OOOOO by GentlemanUnltd: 10:32am On Dec 19, 2016
and you desire our advice?

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Romance / Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by GentlemanUnltd: 10:29am On Dec 19, 2016
Deoblazing:


Who is this thing?
Romance / Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by GentlemanUnltd: 10:24am On Dec 19, 2016
Ifakiland:

Congratulations we av a clear pix of wat u do for a living....keep it up.
Oponu, eleribu sumbori....keep doing d "softwork" u do, po po will knock down ur hideout someday.

Hahahahaha, you see your poor mentality?

What does an entrepreneur's computer science graduate and a Microsoft certified website and database developer need softwork for?

You need cheque format? or na dating own you need or you need forged document? hahahahahahahahaha
Romance / Re: Matchmaking Forum For Singles That Are Ready To Settle Down by GentlemanUnltd: 10:18am On Dec 19, 2016
what do I need the site for when there is @jenny1010 here with me on Nairaland?
Sports / Re: EFCC Trolls An Arsenal Fan Over Their Customary 4th Position by GentlemanUnltd: 10:02am On Dec 19, 2016
Lwkmh
Romance / Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by GentlemanUnltd: 9:57am On Dec 19, 2016
Oga you must be one hell of a broke Nigga and that's why you think spending 30k on a girl on a date is much and makes the guy a maga. Abeg what's 30k? that's not even upto half the amount of my gold wristwatch or what me and few of my guys spent on just bottles yesterday in a guy's gathering.

And I ask again, what's 30k?
I needed to ask again because that's the amount my babe would be spending for just her hair come year end(Xmas and new year).

And again I ask, what's 30k?
It surely won't buy me and my guys 2 bottles of champaign at Joker's Nite Club here in Benin come December 24th.

All these students with 5k monthly allowance from their parents has indeed taken over Nairaland, romance section in particular.

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Romance / Re: Lady's Response To A Man Who Wooed Her by GentlemanUnltd: 9:47am On Dec 19, 2016
Masikay:
Yu can't tell someone something this serious over text.

I just wonder how some guys reason.

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by GentlemanUnltd: 9:44am On Dec 19, 2016
anigbajumo:
Hope say weed go dey plenty
Ohhhh, when you should be asking of bible and you re asking about weed.
Sports / Re: Mikel To Become Highest Paid Player At Marseille? by GentlemanUnltd: 9:22am On Dec 19, 2016
good for him.
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 12:28am On Dec 19, 2016
PabloOmoEscobar:
with the players in Man City, Mourinho and Wenger will win the league.

No team in England presently has the depth in team like City does. City spent over 150 this season. They signed more than 7 players this season only. So what are you telling me?
Jose signed just 3 players; a defender, midfielder and a striker

Guardiola shouldn't be struggling at all with those players

First let's get this clear, guardiola is right now in second position with a man city that finished fourth last season, you can't be struggling in a league as competitive as the EPL according to you guys and you re in 2nd position.

And you talked about the players in man city, who are the players in man city compared to players in arsenal and man u, both talent and market value?

Bravo
Czech
de gea

sagna/zabaleta, expired and in their 30s
bellerin
Valencia

stones (over hyped)
mustafi
baily

otamendi
kolscieni
smelling

pogba
gundogan
ozil

etc...

Abeg compare and tell me how man city players are better.
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 12:20am On Dec 19, 2016
EmperorKross:


Wrong illustration bruh. Here's the correct one.

Laliga birthed 20 children or is it 18 ? Out of the 18 children, The first born became a highly respectable politician, Madrid. The second born became a very great Polician too, but not as great as the first, Barca. The third one became an hardworking banker, quite rich but not as rich as the first two. Then comes the remaining 15, they all turned out to be poor farmers, fishermen, ogogoro sellers, rat killer hawkers and so on. Till date they still live in poor villages.


While Epl fathered 20kids, One became a successful high profile Politician, so much GLORY, so much fame, he was almost as powerful as the second born of Laliga, Glory Glory man Utd. The second one, also a very great politician, well respected abroad, and did well in his own home, Liverpool. He never walked alone tho, he made sure to carry his younger brother along into politics too, the younger brother made waves in politics but for some reasons, he retired from politics and established his own company, he is now a Ceo, Arsenal, the fourth one also became very rich, though he thinks himself bigger than what he really is but he was very much successful too, Chelsea. Then comes the remaining 16 amongst them we can find averagely rich Bankers, lawyers, professors, architects and so on and so forth.

Now tell me, Which father will be more fulfilled and proud? The one that raised 3 very rich men and 15 paupers or the one that raised 2 very rich men, 2 rich men and 16 averagely rich men ?



Whats this oga? you started watching football last season?

How come you termed sevilla whom has won the eufa europa league 5 times in the last 11years, including 3 times consecutively and the current defending champion a poor child?

How dare you term Valencia that got to the finals of the champions league twice in 3 years, between 2001-2003 a poor child?

and what about Villarreal and deportivo that got to the semis in 2006 and 2004 poor kids?

from 2006 till now, 6 diff teams has won the Nigeria Premier League, does it means its better than EPL that just 3teams has also won in the last 10yrs?
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 11:42pm On Dec 18, 2016
Aniker:
Smiles, okay neymer is good too.
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 11:42pm On Dec 18, 2016
PabloOmoEscobar:
hahahaha see them o. Una go just dey hype una self. Una see wetin Guardiola eyes dey see?

Oga you be they expect guardiola to perform magic with all those man city lesbian players?

But despite that, he is presently ahead of arsenal and man u, 2 teams coached by coaches who has been in the EPL for countless years. Abeg guardiola deserve credit Jor.
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 11:39pm On Dec 18, 2016
Aniker:
Wow now I get it all. Sentiments somehow

Even life most times doesn't favour the best, so sport is just being part of the wider life. But for me, I prefer neymar over Suarez.
Romance / Re: LOL! Lovers Run Out Nak*d As Truck Lost Control &slammed Into Their House (photo by GentlemanUnltd: 11:37pm On Dec 18, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
Nt at all
*wink*
wanna take you away from you, preferably whatsapp, don't say NO.
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 11:35pm On Dec 18, 2016
Aniker:
I don't watch more of football, but I know Suarez is better than neymer, why did they put neymer ahead of him.
And I thought the ballon d'or thing is next month

Neymar seems to have a higher market value that Suarez. football nowadays isn't only about your talent but what you can also bring to the market. its just like pogba and Phillip coutinho, coutinho with their recent play has showed that he is far better than pogba but FIFA will rate pogba ahead of him when it comes to given ahead because pogba is the most expensive footballer right now.

Its FIFA world footballer of the year that would be held next month.
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 11:31pm On Dec 18, 2016
EmperorKross:



You just shot yourself in the dicck grin. What did i say before, Laliga is mainly Real, Barca, Athletico and others. Is that a league? Where's the competition?

The same ballon D'or shortlist, who be dem people wey enter am for Epl ?

Vardy, Mahrez - Leicester (a team that had no database in European football before last season). Now that is a league.

Prior to A.Madrid becoming an elite team in laliga of recent, they were always nowhere to be found in the midst of Barcelona, Madrid, Valencia, sevilla, and even Villarreal and deportivo.

But here its, this is a case of a rich man and a poor man.

The rich man gave birth to 3 children is could take care of and he ended up sponsoring them to the highest height in life.

On the other hand, a poor man with 20 children and none could get to the height of the rich man 3 children.

Laliga is the rich man and EPL is the poor man.
what's the essence of having 20 children you can't take care of.

And again, who re the top 2 world richest and biggest clubs, isnt it Barcelona and Madrid? what does this tells you? in players and clubs finances, laliga tops. So why compare?
Romance / Re: LOL! Lovers Run Out Nak*d As Truck Lost Control &slammed Into Their House (photo by GentlemanUnltd: 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
Nope! tongue
Your wish babe, diff from mine. Mine, I wish to know you more. would that cost a thing?
Romance / Re: Tag Someone by GentlemanUnltd: 11:16pm On Dec 18, 2016
ObioratheBully:
angry


Glorified eyimba that beats you black and blue each time..

You they mind emperorkross and pabloomoescobar?

Sevilla they come for their defending champion, Leicester.
It can never be better than laliga, even the just concluded ballon D' or showed it.

First - Ronaldo - Madrid - Laliga
2nd - Messi - Barcelona - Laliga
3rd - griezman - A.Madrid - Laliga
4th - Neymar - Barcelona - Laliga
5th - Suarez - Barcelona - Laliga.
Romance / Re: LOL! Lovers Run Out Nak*d As Truck Lost Control &slammed Into Their House (photo by GentlemanUnltd: 10:40pm On Dec 18, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
Hmmmm........

Yeah, just like I just made you speechless with mere chat, that's my area of specialisation.

You care to know me more and experience what I carries that seems diff from what many others seems to have?

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