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Sagamite: Cretinous person, she represents a God to you?

Sagamite the born fool,she is not a god to anyone but you. She is your personal god. She worths more than everything you hold dear in your life.
Apart from being a cretinous fvcktard,of what use/purpose do u serve? Useless imp.

shymexx: And who's the phag?

Who else? Your boyfie ,whom u wanna impose on me.

Sagamite: I am not a product of a failed education systems that sees a

Gbagaun! @ bolded. Imbecilic nematode.

Anyway,if dem sell all your family,dem no fit afford 1/100th of what she represents. Mr cretinous person. Spend the whole of ur life on NL,while the she is out there balling...
Your haterd will kee you.

@ shymexx,i don't do fagg:ots,i like 'em straight.
Why the noise? If those niggurs are good,their works will speak for them. Comparing them to Wizzy and the likes...are u drunk?

MissMeiya: Oh, have you noticed the way he follows me?

He's just too arrogant and proud to tell u hw he feels. Give him some time,it'll wear off.

@ sagamite,what fake profile? Seems ur village winshes hv finally caught up wif ur destiny sha,u are now officially a werey.
PEJ is ur god,bow to her. She rules over u and yours,bow to her.
If u search for her in google,u'll find her. But u are a nobody,a piece of shiiit. If i type sagamite in google search,i'll find - cretinous person. I heard you're she:male. Is it true?

@ shymexx
Funny,i expected u to assume the ''likes'' were from my ''presumed'' thousand handles...lol. Wareva.
Do u mean dapper or do:pe? As in? LWKMD! Dons do not go around telling peeps how deep and tight their women's holes are. They are not parrots. You,my good friend,can be called a do:pe parrot. Looooooooooooooooooooool! Dons don't tell the story. They are legends. It is others who tell their stories,u gerrit?

Leave MissMeiya,and face Iheoma. Stop crushing on her. If u must,be honest. Back in primary school, a boy who had a crush on a girl only showed it by picking on her.

You do not talk ''smack'' abt females in the presence of ur sisters. But u talk bullshiit in my presence. Some random guy is prolly talking smack and bullshiit abt ur sisters to a listening ear somewhere....what gives?? Muchecheche....

Sagamite: Abeg who would join in holding this person down as I approach with a mallet to smash the useless brain into smithereens.

Hehehhee! Are u telling peeps indirectly,that u aint capable of handling the fuckup of a single harmless female?
No offiensse,u aint got balls. Do it urself!

@ sagamite,shut up. You should bow to her. She is your ''god''.
Not my hero,just someone who has more relevance to this planet than u can ever have.

@ shymexx,take a deep breath,u're hyperventilating. Na so ur mind rush to inc:est? So u mean u cannot give ur sisters or future daughters talk about being responsible for their ''bottomless holes''? Or is ur family so weird that the slightest discussion on sex:ual matters brings about a sex:ual
tension and heightened feelings? Oh my!
Decent? What do u mean by decent? Decent?? Oh,u mean cheap gehs feeling inferior....lol.
You think it aint derogatory calling it a pit? Dayuum! Iheoma's pit must hv been pounded by guys more endowed than you. How deep is she? Six feet? Loooooooool!

Point 6....same way ladies and women need time off too. Time off from crying babies,demanding husbands and family. But does anyone think so? No! They say it is irresponsibility. You must be dedicated.....bla bla bla. Women,pursue ur hobbies too...

Point 7...learn,ladies! If his father is violent to his mom....*sneezes*

Point 8 and 9...no time to say no time. While we are carrying beef,the guy is thinking of making dough for himself. Keep trying to give hints,he's thinking of scoring up some owu. Money tins on point.

In summary,men love sex. To hv a successful relationship,think like a man,act like a lady and ..........

@ Demdem and Nihilist:

The office of the first lady is not a political office. Do u expect road constructions,companies and building erections everywhere? Or u expect policies and political agenda?

But u all are dancing away frm the real matter. The individual called sagafucktard is the person being compared to her. He spams this forum with his arrogance and insults. So i asked,what achievement has sagafucktard made to this nation compared to the first lady? I've made some points,i expect u guys to argue in favour of sagafucktard.

http://www.thetidenewsonline.com/2012/10/01/empowering-the-nigerian-woman-%E2%80%A6high-point-of-the-jonathan-presidency/

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/06/13/maku-praises-patience-jonathans-women-empowerment-initiative/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A PmNewsNigeriaFeed %28PM News Nigeria%29

Read up,boys!

@ shymexx
Euphemism,you say? Yet you pride yourself to be an intelligent person. Calling the female organ a bottomless pit is condescending and derogatory. Can u tell ur sister to her face that her bottomless pit is the pride of her womanhood? I repeat,i cannot be compared with a lady who has a bottomless hole.
Res ipsa loquitur...the facts speak for themselves. If the Osun ladies are so burriful,why are they not even among the runner-ups in beauty contests?
I can bet my akara that u 've not even come across 10 igbos in ur entire existence. Shush!

@ shymexx,why wld i compare myself to a lady with a bottomless hole?
Osun peeps are fine? Some,definitely. But all? Oh lawd! I lived in Osun,Lagere Modakeke Ife, for a little over a year. Can you just hush it up right there. Loooool! But i did notice a lot of mad peeps in Ife,jokes aside. Why? Heard a rumour that the Ooni is responsible *poker face*.
The best thing u've said so far is that i aint in his league. Boy,are u sooooo correct! Beyond and far from the league of male baitches that depend on a little pat on the back after going on all fours.....
Loooooooool!
Goodmorning,boyz and baitches.
I've been on this thread for long. I deserve a party!!!!

@ Demdem
Nobody asked nicely. And the ''goofoo'' she was being compared to is ''nofin to write home abt''.
Since u are outwardly nice,but inwardly nasty,i'll give u some pointers.
Her NGO,which has affected the lives of many women positively.
Her firm support of her husband long before his political career started...she is a firm backbone.
And finally,empowering more women to take up political offices in various areas. If not anything,this number increased during her time as the first lady.
She may be uncouth in her ways of speaking,malicious and hilarious,but she does not deserve the disrespect you give by calling her a shepo. She is a mother and a wife. No human has the perfect attitude.
And above all,she is REAL! No faking.
If u can put away bias,google her name and read more. These are the few i can come up with.
Goodmorning,boyz and baitches! How y'all doing?

babyjoker: seriousely shey d second nd third look ice cold while the 1st nd second are mild warm?

They all look like iced fish kept in a cooler. Warm kee?

shymexx: Nah, unlike you, ith ya ar.se stuck on GEJ's nuts, and ya face all over PEJ's bum-hole - he's his own man. You better tell him how hor.ny you're before the moment pass you by. let my nyggah help you get ya mimi faust on with the shower rod.

Iheoma is all the...the best I ever had. And you go first, post ya fvcked face, and I'll post Iheoma's pic.

Better to be stuck on GEJ's as:s than a retardeen's fagg:otyy as:s-hole. Thanks for the offer,i'll pass. His as:s is limited to peeps like u and sagafucktard. He loves to hv u guys suck him up. On all fours and all dat shiiit. He aint his own man,he needs ur pat and kisses once in a while. Funny, u've refused to be honest. You do make a faithful cheerleader. He must be a loyal puppy...
My face aint as bleeped as Iheoma's own. The shiit she has to put up with...mehn. I dn't wanna imagine.

@ shymexx
Since u used the word ''seems'',i'll assume u're getting smarter by the hour.
Your niggur specifically stated that he ''tags along'' with u and ur other boyfriends. I boldly stated that i stand solo,but not lonely.
I dn't click on the ''follow button''. The words lonely and alone are different,u gerrit?
Ahswear,in terms of stupidity,i am no match for his idiocy. Oh yesss. Way out of league...
Iheoma is all dat shiit? Nah. *in shymexx's voice* post her picture to prove it.

Coldfeet: wickedest! Small small shildren on the rampage I must say.

Ahswear! Umuazi na'anwuchabe anra... Dem still dey suck bweast.

KelvinGraphics: Present Aunty

Wetin i do na

Norrin ooo. I just see person wey resemble u. Na hin i say make i show u.

Demdem: ok, i know I am late but Can u kindly highlight shepo's achievement?
I also read an earlier post from u where u stated reasons why u have chosen to stick with Jonathan balls.
Impressive I must say.

Demdem,na only u waka come when show don finish?

ShadySlim: to know if I should kill you with the figures of speech.

Do u need to know my gender before u speak? Drop it like its HOT! I'll love to watch u try.

^^^
Hello shadyslim. Why do u ask?

ShadySlim: Are you a guy

Hello shadyslim. Why do u ask?

Are they on hunger strike? What is the definition of ''hot''?
No six packs to feed my eyes on? Muscles? Yansh?
Give me a break!

They look underaged. This is child abuse.

The third guy reminds me of kelvingraphics. Kelvin,common bia hia my friend! See ya people.

@ shymexx
LWKMD! Seems u imagine raphead to be a ''model'' kinda guy? The dude is the definition of ''fuuuggglllllyyyy'',with the height of a maggi cube and a non-functional dick. But his as:shole is good enough for his boyfies like u. No tienks. What u smell is ur after-shave.
Oh my days!. Did u just describe Iheoma? mehn! Ur nuts must hv done a hell of transformation on her. Talk of talents....

Sagamite: person, the correct spelling is "Until".

Good puppy! Good!
sagamite the fool. Keep it up. Now i shall bless u with a reply.

Sagamite: person, don't shoot anymore o!

Your shouting is too "sharperly".

*sleeps off*
You can do better. Untill u do so,i aint gonna bless u wif a reply. Stop being dry.

raphead: animal scamp the fvckhead don't even know how a flight ticket look like. I guess no member of your cursed lineage have entered one before. it nauseating trying to school a re...tard. i have never lived in osogbo past two weeks before. fuvkhead molue apostle.

So u expect us to announce to the world that we've been on a flight to XYZ and upload the pix to prove nada? Lol. No. Not everyone is good at showing off online. If u're sure of what u hv,u aint gonna waste ur time proving it. It shows forth. Weak males wanna prove shiit,but real men sit back and allow peeps make up their minds without breaking sweat. But u spend ur whole life trying to make the world notice u,but the world keeps passing by. Nobody gives a shiiit abt u.
Tips on entering molue.....: wear free dresses. Na so my skirt wan tear sha....molue,here i come!!! Who dey road? O wole oooooo! Loool.

raphead: animal!!!! who give a fvck about y'all shyteheads. meet up a low lifer that didn't cross the Niger bridge only blowing lies. in 24 hours swapping cities you are m0ron go back to that thread. I flew in from abuja to lag, get to ib to see famz and back to Lagos to catch a flight to Benin. so with that sort of busy schedule I should waiting on a fvckhead. no more back and forth fvckhead. chi don put you under, the f00l never you think I bunk ifeshinachi like you lost soul. junk dealer yet you can't afford a jalopy scamp jare oluiya.

Lie-nus,Lie-de,all d lies dat u are sharing......lol!
Who does not know u were hiding inside ur mum's drum in ur wretched village in oshogbo? U uploaded pix of a very old ticket,abi na gate pass sef....but we all saw ur sham. U peed in ur pants when chino called. Then u called him a cultist. Now u want me to call u. Na winsh u go call me? Abi na craze u go craze dis time?
How far,make i post ya fuglyy pikshure? Choi!

Sagamite: person Rambo, you no shoot us by "comparism" in this post.

Fool,feck off this thread sharrpperllly if u cannot continue ur petty job! I want u to keep looking for new errors. Keep digging,boy,the same way u dig as:ses.

shymexx: No I think you've got a woman-crush on my Iheoma.

Nah,not my type of thingy. I dn't do women.I prefer males with some meat on dem bones and a face worth staring at. Why bother,hun?

shymexx: Honestly, I don't have a crush on her. She's just a pain in the ar.se, with a little bit Brooklyn feistiness. I don't do e-crushes, though I find a couple of posters fascinating - and she's definitely not one of them. But I'm her conscience and I know she has a crush on me...I've been in this game for too long not to be able to know that.

Blame love for Iheoma being overly protective. Ol'girl knows I'm one of a kind, and martians never leave other worlds, for a fvcked up planet earth, for chics. I also do put in work, ya dig?

You both (you et Iheoma)make a perfect couple. A match made in ''Alandiisiadiromma''.

raphead: damn look at this shytehead!!!! my undergrad picture in the mosque is better than a fvckhead mofo that a guy call out on pictures, the ugly mofo scamp. when next you board ifeshinachi come abuja, you gat my digit just hit up the boss and cure your stupidity. demented mor0n chi don place you lesser than the primary organisms in the food chain. deal with your cross.

Hmmmm...u want a call,ehn? Hehehehhehee! Be careful what u ask for. I remember the Chino issue wella,the way u ran off faster than the speed of a jet. When Chino called for a meet,first u were in lag,then Ibadan,then oshogbo...finally Abuja. All within 24hrs. Hahahaha!coward,i know hw u dig. He-goat. Tah! Ur mosque picture is the ugliest thing i've ever seen. With ur permission,i just might post it. Abi wetin u talk?
Torchlight phone tins....hehehehe! Junk dealer,hw market?

@ sagamite the fool,i assumed ur display of foolishness cld never get worse,u proved me wrong. Seriously,this cannot be ordinary. Is it hereditary? Just asking ooo.