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Lol! How old is the marriage?

raphead: cursed soul where I live in abj nobody in your cursed lineage can afford a gatehouse here. ask peeps which environ is foud labadiri?? you want to die. skunkhead once more my scraps will take your miserable family away from the grip hold of poverty. ashewo five kobo.

Where do u live in Abuja way person no go hear word. At most,person dey accommodate u as houseboy,cos u obviously cannot afford any house in central Abuja. Like say i never see ya wretched pix,i for don believe. Hohohohohoh!
If u like,call the residential area of senators,all na wash.
How's the scrap business this raining season? Very dull,abi? E go better. No wonder u act like a demented person. All na frustration. Pele ooo. U dey hungry? Come make i dash u money to chop.

*washes eyes with hypo*
Larride,is that ur moniker or its ghost?

crackhaus: You're a cretin, an unintelligible nitwit. Can't you make known your disagreement without exposing the scum of the earth that you are for the whole cyber-world to see?
You are a cacophonous catastrophe and I do not even know you, neither have I come across you making any note-worthy contributions on this forum in all my time here.
Please desist from quoting anyone if all you intend to do is insult over an anonymous forum, clearly you are retar.ded and cannot assimilate constructively the fact that historical accounts are highly suggestive...

Glad to see peeps loosen up their ties and fly their shirts once in a while...LMAO!

Nobleval: American madness.btw...#Welcome Back Home! After their return from
Brazil world kup,super
eagles players were
ashamed of their failure
that they decided to
disguise themselves so as not to be recognised...
Mikel disguised himself as a
monk. While walking on
the streets of
Lagos,suddenly, an old lady walked up to him &
said,
''Hi, Mikel!'' Amazed &
annoyed that an old Lady
had seen through his
disguise,he went back & dressed like a Mallam.
Again he bumped into the
same old lady & she
said:''where re u going to,
Mikel?''
Konfused & puzzled,he asked, ''but how did you
recognise me Mama?''
The old lady laughed out
loud & said,''are u stupid or
what? Oloshi. Its me,
Yobo.''

LMAO!!! Cracked me up!

shymexx: Lmao...I'm not a dirty-man, I'm the ladies' man. The guy who put the satin in all 'em girls' panties. MissMonya wants me to slap her flat batty, and she has been crushing on me for time now. But I can't leave Iheoma for anyone. I came from Asgard for my asanwa and omalicha, and I'm forever loyal.

Don't mess about with Iheoma, she'll knock a bit.ch out for creeping around me. She's got that Floyd Mayweather left jab and the give-and-go. Baaaam!!

Oh,come off it! Its clearly obvious who is crushing on who,but i aint gonna push. Niggurs are allowed some fantasy,yeah?

Iheoma must be one wild lady! Knock out just for creeping around u?

Assumed she was timid and all,as she seems loyal to dem nuts. But alas! I was so wrong.but she has norrin to fear. She gats the whole package.

Sagamite: person, what is "sharperly"?

Looooooool! Fool does not know what pidgin english is all abt. Yep,pronounced as spelt. Shar-per-ly. See how stupidly ignorant you are? Na ur type of person dey Bleep up in d midst of niggurs at Naija gatherings,forming ajebo olofo...hehehe.
Ask warri boys to teach u some of dem slangs ,sharperly. You need it,uptight fool.

@ shymexx
It sure is. You cannot be described as human.

Why wld a lovely Meiya wanna crush on a badt boy wif badt attitude and dirty mind, who does unimaginable things to dem baitches? Ehn? Idonbilivit.
When a guy says a lady is a pain in the hole,it means there is a level of affection on his own side. Guy! *watching with onyokometer*
When a lady knows she has her man where she needs him to be,she aint gonna get involved in silly cat fights. Maybe Iheoma aint feeling secured afterall......tell her to relax. No smart babe will want you.

MissMeiya: Hm!

I heard from the grapevine that shymexx has a crush on you....
*winks*

raphead: your illiteracy and stupidity makes the education statistics of the north east look like a child's play. damn tell us how poverty gat a permanent residency in your household little one wonder no one in your curse lineage will be able to buy a jalopy till that miserable go into extinction. who dash monkey banana the idi0t go to dakwa, maraba, dei-dei and other hoods meant for her kind of low lifers. swerve made arindin.

Are those the places u reside ? Never heard of them. The most remote places i've been to are kubwa and Nyanya. Loveeeely.
You sell scrap but cannot afford to ride any of ur scraps? Looking wretched and all? Who are u trying to fool? 419. You remind me of herbalists who claim to give wealth but look wretched.
Rocking molue is poverty? Looool.
I'd rather enter tuketuke than buy a scrap from you.

Sagamite: person is celebrating illiteracy as achievement.

You need to be neutered, so you don't produce another batch of fucktards and teach them this stupidity.

Are you not man enough to do it? Lol. Ninny aint got his balls distended.
I shall celebrate PEJ and mourn sagamite the fool. He is simply a waste of planet space.

shymexx: Edo folks are my cousins and I love them to death. But they've just been acting belligerent of late, and that picture finally settled everything.

Yes, Iheoma gatts the juice!!

Good. Maybe u're human afterall...









Not!

raphead: animal your stupidity in megawatts will solve Nigeria power problem, I don't need to claim anything I'm above you in all ramifications. ain't you the same fvcktard that told anyone who cares to listen that you are a molue fvckhead forever. anyway if you unfortunately find your way to the fct ask about the tech firm in zone 2. I will be willing to beat sense into your numbskull too. creativity mba, sense lailai. just showing her warapa swag and her face has the poster face for world dumbest organisms.

*yawns*
Above me in illiteracy and stupidity,you lead the way. Far far ahead. Infact,the diff is clear. Heehehe. A combo of a nurse and electrician= engineering nurse. Scrap dealer,baddest guy.

Yes kee,i dey enter molue,ruggedly and galantly. Oh boy! From Oshodi to Mile2,push peeps commot from door,enter sharperly. Choi! Posh aint interesting sometimes,we like dem rugged.

When i'm in ABJ,i spend it with humans and better peeps in Utako,Wuse and Maitama. Not a fool called raphead.

@ sagamite the fool
If English matters in all life achievements,then there will be no illiterate business men who employ graduates,nor control oil wells,nor influence economy. Carry english on top your head oo,Mr. person. I heard u take grammar to the bank and return with foreign currency. Lool. You are one shallow eejit.
PEJ may not be fluent,but she has more influence than ur whole generation combined. Fact.

@ sagamite the fool,if i intrigue you,then raphead will sweep u off ur feet. Lol. You could earn a living correcting his grammatical blunder.

@ raphead,same repeated lines,same acute foolishness,same bullshiit. I'm bored out of this world.
Look who has the guts to call someone dumb! Epic. Raphead,a typical definition of stupidity,calls someone dumb? A low life scum of the earth,a nobody whose life revolves around NL calls someone dumb? Heehehehe. Internet is the best thing that has ever happened to you,boy. You can even claim to be a commissioner in Osun state. Morrafecking psycho.
Even shymexx reluctantly said you ''used to be'' an intelligent poster. But i know u hv never been smart,just a noisemaker.

raphead: fvckhead what sort of shytehead dominate a section where stupidity is there watchword. little wonder when there was vendetta on some monikers in the politics section and folks looking for a switch, they consider your best section more of a mad house of fvckheads playing out the scenes of world dumbest criminals on Sony Max. inferiority complex nincompoop, I just hope government pass a law of sterilization for dumbass like you from siring any organisms, so your gross stupidity is not pass to the next generation. wonder why your curse mother didn't use the fvcking spermatozoa as milk shake to wash down her regular dose of alomo bitters.

I tried sooo hard,ahswear,i really tried. But your rants made no single sense. I really really tried.
Now feck off and go find some scrap to sell. At least,u might be good at begging online. You gotta be good at something,apart from displaying acute stupidity. Go and sell ur junk to feed urself.
Malnourished maggi cube,u need it.
@ sagamite the fool,i'm gradually getting used to your foolishness. I'm glad to know u are an ardent follower and reader of all my comments. You read it word for word. Wow! I feel fly! See dem fans,mehn! Lol. Keep it up,boy!
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!
But do me a big favour,help out ur bros raphead. His grammar has woken my grandma frm her grave. You are good at only one thing in life,pls apply it to ur brother's life. Mbooookkkkkk.

@ shymexx
Lol! Congratulations.
I can see we are conveniently ignoring our milk and virus discussion. Mucheche. Shymexx aint a guru afterall. The word ''clueless'' comes to mind. Lol.
Anyway,in other news,i heard the oba of benin gets to be buried in ur backyard. True talk?

shymexx: Nah, you won't drag me to ya level of dumbness and I can't do this with you. You're intellectually at the same level as a panda, and all I'm here to talk about is nutting on fish-brained bytch.es' faces to make them photogenic and iheoma.

Btw, if you want to educate yourself, hit google to study about viruses and how they can survive heat, dehydration, and some can even survive on open surface and on the ground for a very long time. Take anything technical that requires using the brain effectively out of the back and forth, because that isn't your forte.

Lol. Such a coward. What level of dumbness? Then why is it too difficult for u to give the most basic facts abt the issues being discussed. You dance round the matter like a mad man in a village square,speak grammar,but everything na wash. I can see the emptiness packaged in a very big box. Hehehe.
Virology is a branch of biomedical science which is studied for not less than three semesters in the university.
Milk production and processing is something we can easily learn frm the internet. At what temp is the milk heated to sterilize it? At what temp can the virus in the milk survive? If u wanna talk of strong thermophilia,then u shld be referring to bactaria,not virus.Or do they transfer the milk straight from a cow's tits into peakmilk tins? Lol. Let me not burden your large empty brain box,i'm too nice. Keep floating in ur fantasy land where u exist as a guru.
How is Iheoma doing this morning?

shymexx: I won't even do a cuss-fest with you because you're too limited for that. This is about clowning you, while having a good laugh. Can't let the comic relief die.

Nah, I don't want ya pictures. I was just saying what I know about bit.ches with saggy ti.ts and their inferiority complex. I just can't let you throw shades at my Iheoma, when ya own ti.ts require extra push from push-up bra to deceive the low-lives who beat ya pum to smithereens. Iheoma is stainless.

Do you even know a virus is? Don't let me get technical with you before ya brain cells collapse due to heavy and excessive workload. I'd say you should get yourself checked for hand, foot, and mouth disease asap. And while you're at it, do a check up for strains of acute dementia and intellectual disability, mimi faust and the shower rod.

Lol. You do not want my pictures,but u want me to prove i aint got sags wif pictures. Either u hv short term memory or u don't have a functional brain box.

Yeah,we're all getting entertained.

About the virus,pls lecture me on how they pass through heat and dehydration within the limits of quality control,and yet survive. Those must be spiritual viruses. Tell me more about them. Thermophilia viruses? Lol. On this matter,u're clearly an ignoramus. I can handle the technical terms and i sure wld love to watch u stumble over yourself as u mumble. Hahahaha!

No knowldge gained is useless. I can learn from you. Now lets discuss dem viruses. I'm a novice.

shymexx: Well, I don't with chics with saggy ti.ts - so best believe Iheoma's massive mammary glands are firm, round, and perky. However, I know yours are saggy, and sour. If you disagree, you can put ya money where ya mouth is because pictures don't lie. I'd wager that they're not just saggy, they're as flat as plimsolls.

Also, failure never admits to being a failure, but higher minds can discern it, via body language. GEJ's nonchalant attitude and body language should tell you all you need to know coupled with the fact that nothing works in Nigeria. Even the air isn't fresh.

And how can processing fermented cow milk, stop virus infection? In most cases they actually multiply. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I'm not surprised, mimi faust and the shower rod.

Iheoma is my everything...I'm in love.

You should have said so since,rather than dancing round the matter. My pictures for your sick mind,just to prove what to you? Lol. People who try hard to prove what they know is a fact should be flogged for having a low self-esteem .Keep ur mind clear,boy. As for ur wager,make sure its not highly priced. It wld be a shame to hear you lost ur little valuables to a useless wager.
Never knew u guys cld contact disease through powdered cow milk. Tell me more. You mean the virus multiplies in powdered and evaporated milk? You mean the whole procedure does not kill the virus? Dammmn! That must be one crazy virus. Lol. Pls do not ever claim to be smart. Gradually,your pseudo cloak of intelligence is wearing off,revealing stupidity.
What higher minds are u talking about? Even fools claim superior intelligence.
You love Iheoma,and she loves you too. You guys make a lovely couple,with her bottomless hole and ur shallow mind. Lovely!

dontjealousme: Oba of Benin is the Oba of all yoruba Oba. Benins rule over yoruba land. Yorubas are slaves to Benin.

LMAO!!?
Mehn! This is gonna be a fun thread! *following*

Hope it does not turn into a blood bath...

Now it is official. raphead and sagamite are ''born fools''.
@ raphead,so u think peeps having some fun in a contest is silly? No wonder your life seems empty and barren. You do not know how to be a human being. You were born an animal. It is ur kids i really pity. Nobody deserves to hv u as a father. You better cheer up ur miserable life before u die of HBP at ur young age.

@ Sagamite the fool,try something better. Now u seem like an imbe:cile wif all dem smileys. Are u okay? Use any word u wish to use.

@ shymexx: most ladies are blessed with the absence of ur type of man who tends to sag his lady's boobies due to continous heavyduty ''grabbing''. Do not assume i am in the same saggy-booby class like ur baitches. Yup,yup. Dem twins are like sentinels.lol.
Okay,booby business aside,do u even know what failure is? Who is a failure? What is ur definition of failure? Does making mistakes,errors and missing opportunities make u a failure? Then we all can be called failures,u inclusive.
A failure is a person who has accepted defeat on a matter/life and decides to do nothing abt it. If u call me a failure,it means nofin to me. But when i see myself as one,then indeed i'm one.
Traces of disease in processed milk? You dn't sound so smart....actually u sound dumb.
Iheoma has buttomless hole? Dayuuum! The guys before u must have been huge and regular. Lool!

raphead: ngwake is your lord anyway. I don't respect fvcking hypocrite like him and closet islamphobes. convince of my intelligence why should I do so why you are the dumbest organisms on the milky way. abeg swerve go your romance blue section. only two post drown you like a rodent navigating the Atlantic. abeg g$d in the action governor voice.

Lead the way to your grave...
Closet islamphobes? I can't laf,mbok. You always tend to see what does not exist. Psycho..
I'll visit any section i feel like visiting,when i feel like,how i feel like,with whom i feel like...all without any hediot's permission.
What two posts? Olodo feeling funky.

shymexx: The fact the you believe in a world acclaim failure, for crumbs, that shows how much of a rat with whiskers you're. And perhaps the cow milk from cows with foot and mouth disease also has residual effects on you - who knows?

I'm a neutral and apolitical - the only thing I care about is Iheoma, my asanwa baby.

Darn!! If kids pop out, I'll man up and handle my business like Flavor Flav's clock.

You believe he's a failure,i do not. What crumbs? The satisfaction comes from knowing i can stand boldly and strongly by my belief.
You mean powdered/pasteurized/evaporated cow milk can transmit foot and mouth disease? Then,Iheoma's punnani has made u a real life dullard. Good luck and goodnight.

@ raphead,just shut up already. You've always been lousy at the things u do. Ngwakwe is more respected than u. He earned his respect. You are simply a cock-sucking leech who disgusts every health system. Ewwwww. Do not try comparing urself to him. U dey mad?

I gotta sleep. Do not bother trying to convince me of ur intelligence. Its definitely what i'll call a pseudo-intelligence.

Can't belive i've spent so much time on thread with such an imbe:cile. I must hv lost touch.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person.

How can you know what brains are considering you think Patience Jona-daft is an intellectual?

Shut up and read what u typed again. Does it make sense? Are u sleep-typing?
Brains are considering you think...wetin!
Shattap dia!

raphead: and it shall not be well with everyone in your lineage if you don't bring forth the links where I beg for recharge cards. f00l beg to buy my used phone on a phone swapping thread are you that slow lame rant yet when I call you out on an intellectual brain match you pick race. your utter useless carcasses should be taken to u.i zoo for those hungry lions to munch. Honda spare part lmao you wish...... when anyone in your lineage go buy pangolo motor self.

My belle ooooo! I don laf tire. Choi! When u begin cursing ur unborn children,i know i must have struck a nerve. Bwahahahahaha!
Beggi beggi,e no good oo,buy ya own oo,e go better.
Scrap seller,how market? Loooool!

raphead: the blockhead is a doofus, that is why she is avoiding a debate I promise to cremate her intellectually and give her ashes to the mai barrow boys at wuse market.

You do not ever debate on this forum,u only get into arguments and exchange of insults, even when the other party does not insult u. A counter opinion makes u spit like a demented fool. Give me one good reason why i'll get into a debate with u. Waste of valuable time
Moreover,u aint too sound in the head....psycho tins...

raphead: lmao beg? you dey mad ni beg who abi aleyi mu Igbo yo. Honda cross tour 2010 and accord 2010 and 2007 are scrap. yet you and everyone in your cursed lineage hump public bus. damn no one in your lineage can fig the gate job in my coy self. you are a f00l that keep giving, how about using you for breakfast for those sharks at the abalone war documentary series.

Honda spare parts cannot be classified as a car.
You beg for recharge card,beg for peeps to buy ur used phone...lol.
Lame rants,utter naansense,no offiiense.

Sorry oo,jascosix. Lol. Talk of thread derailing. Mbok,pele ooo.

[quote author=shymexx] @ shymexx
If a man must eat a frog,let it be a big one. I'm stuck on GEJ's ''nuts'' because i believe in his government? Oh,really? Yet u think ur bofie has a mind of his own. You do love him cos he licks ur saliva like a hungry puppy. Then it means u're also a baitch to whatever political opinion u hv. Or u wanna claim being neutral?
I like cow milk better than sour breast milk. Thanks for the offer though.
Lactating soon? Are u guys expecting a baby? Then ''congratulations'' are in order.

As for u sagamite,u've bored me beyond words. Blawdy fool thinks he gats brain,ends up making a fool of himself. Yansh down somewhere,fool.

raphead: you need to be sacrifice to amadioha, I'm a diety that need to be worship by all member of your lineage. what do you want to school me on misspelling or what. a fvckhead that majors in medical science and can't dechiper clinical terminologies, or a fvckhead that thinks that elementary physics textbook covers Fourier series, complex algorithms, laplace transformation, beam analysis, machine design and thermodynamics. your brain need to be display in a museum for peeps to see the structure of a non- functional brain. even the turd from my a$$ is more brainy than everyone in your pinky lineage.

Lame....
You are a fool that needs to be locked away,safe from ouf kids.
You consider yourself a god? Lol! A guy who begs on the internet and sells scrap is a god? Hahahahaha!
You are a wretched fool. Get a job.

Sagamite: person, you mean it is a "topography"?

English language Rambo.

oh yes,it is.