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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 5:30pm On Oct 29, 2014
Illness:
Mikuz get a thread Illness vs Geoxpress 9bars dude might be ready with his bars when he shows up.. We shud be dropping today
Tomorrow evening pls.
Rap BattlesRe: * * NL Official King Tournament 2014 - Sign Up Thread * * by Geoxpress(m): 9:17pm On Oct 28, 2014
Lol @ go where


Signs. . .in
Rap BattlesRe: Dark Rebel Vs Wrongturn by Geoxpress(m): 7:41pm On Oct 28, 2014
K, I had to read twice. .and this is what my verdicts says. .

Opener__1pt wrong

Closer__1pt wrong

Punchlines__3pt wrong(he had more hits, infact shiit was epic!)

Wordplays__2pt tie

Rhymes__2pt Dark(he got this for me)

Metaphors__2pt tie(wrong woulda edged this 2, bt dark was cool here also)

Personals__wrong!! Dang!!(The crone line, father line). .Epic!!

If there's any other crit, its a tie

MVGT:Wrong

Cool battle
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 11:39pm On Oct 27, 2014
Lolss mikuz, let's battle. .8bars?

. . .He should stay put or run/cus wen I start rocking thur guns/. .
Its gon be recorded that "mik had a great fall" like humpty on wall!/

. . .Too busy to reply quick/thats why he thought he's had it?/some1 pls tell him I'm gone come with “heart breaking guns” and shoot till his “heart bleeds!!”/

. . .This faggit. ./should be arrested instantly/nd be jailed for poor mentality. .!cus he's the type to “entertain his thoughts” with food and drinks!/

. . .The bars I spit/would always best u/
Cus mik is like a ship without containers, he's just an empty vessel!/

. . .The knives would bend his spine/we'd never hear the vets fine. ./again cus I'm gon' make mik lose “connection” with life. .when I use a dagger, 2 bisect the lines!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 12:11am On Oct 27, 2014
Now, he replied. .tell captainflash, he's a fool. .bt mik is a great one/
For him to reply, tinking he's got great punss?/
No bullets, I'd jst come and 'eff M' lik I'm talking radio stations!/
Infact he'd tear race here, lik olympics/
Kill him and his biitch hopefuly. ./
Cus this is a 'warning' shot, bt mik never 'heed' to warnings so he's embracing the bullets 'Openly!!'/^
'Mik' had beta nt face me, I'm agressive!/
He better go John Cena in this brawl/
There's no settling of the scores. ./
For if mik tries 2 claim 'THE BIG SHOW'. . .I'd quickly send my comrades to terminate the paul!/
Now playing 'Xpress' lotta times? That's wack dude/
Even the fly over. .is wack 2!/
Don't get it twisted, cus those 3likes u got? Its nt cus ur verse was d0pe. .bt simply bcus the peeps like u!/^^
Now that's my typa punch, also limericks!/
in yrs 2 come u won't best my tactics/
Infact, I'm a 'DOUBLE YOU' so its no surprise when I 'X' u and ur crew. .now that's shiit!/^
That sick!
Some1 pls tell flash, fagg of mik 2 cum for the rescue/
Btw, mik would best who. .?/
Geo? Aint possible. .!
Cus if u are 2 compare me and 'MIK' y'all knw everything won't go gentle!/^
Cus I'm a beast. ./
With the lyrics I spit!
Even hades confirmed the shiit/
We could place real bets. ./
To see who wuld win @ the end!/
But y'all ffuckers shoulda read ur bible, and see that 'THE MIK' shall inherit the earth!/^^
Now that punch, dealt with him bad. ./
Left bruises 'n scars!. .
But let mik not try me, cus he has no fans. .bt the 1ns he has, av already failed 'KUZ' by skipping their class!/^^
He doesn't knw where he came from or arrived/
But these punches would be landing straight from tha back. ./
Y'all watch hw I'd be 'PARKING LOT's of blows. . Boom! Mik landed in the garage!/^
Now u getting tha fact?
You aren't better than me 1 bit/
The hypes. .u getting, better tell dem 2 stop it!/
Cus u are only ffucking urself up!
You are the man and also the raw biitch!!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 11:36pm On Oct 26, 2014
mikuz:
'All my life' I've been looking to bundle this homo/ soon as I start dropping a solo/ and put a sword through his polo/
. . Ill have this beating split him in two . . till 'K C' start calling him 'Geo Geo'!/

I'm hotter than Modo/
If these punches 'fly over' then I ll pierce a knife in his throat/ cos no one place his typings in quotes/
. . so my weaponry ll leave'Xpress in bad shape' . . like Nigerian roads!/

Not been too vocal these days cos I've been busy in counters/ heaping the thousands/
. . so if Geo says 'M air less' . .
Ill hit him with a spanner raised to his face . . cos he ll surely See a tool' . . like I'm speaking of 'Sounders'!/

I trounce him in two ways/ make him 'fall' as I start pounding the rude ggay/
. . but you ll watch me beat him from 'Spring' till the 'SUMMER'SET . . like a 'COUNTY IN UK!/

Geo is a restive fella/ hes barely clever/ but I come polished with any verse I render/
. . Ask 'South Americans' or 'Italians'. . I'm known from NLto 'Vernice wella'!!/

They better tell this loafer/ that I sit on the damn throne ya/
. . Its not an European nation . .
But if he claims hes well ddoper/ Ill call a prince to give him 'Stephen treatment' . . and watch an 'Heir stone ya'!/

I'm a sickly 'Jam maker'/ bring terror like peeps in Al-Queda/
. . my torture haunts queens and leave 'Kings thin' . . but it isn't 'Jamaica'!/

My flame leave you charred and blighted/ you can't clash with nice vets/
. . Hungry nigga . . always spotted with him mates 'Sharing ham' . . like the chap who balled for Man united!/

Ya pennings are wrong/ you aren't best with the puns/
. . Fool, 'RIGOBERTS' fam coulda mmasturbated . . before you call it 'service of SONGS'!/

I blast ya jew men/ leave you gassed in the flanks like Robben/
. . and if Geo is a lawyer . . you ll see me invade his building a 'raise his CHAMBERS'
. . like I'm breeding 'CALUM'S CHILDREN'!/

Geophrey is a harmless negro/ his raps are zero/ if he owns a cyber cafe . . before the next football season . .
. . Ill attack it, steal his computers and
' transfer windows'!/

They begging me to stop the beating/ cos he now cut and bleeding/
. . In balling, he ll never see Top 100 . .
But I ball worldwide . .
even 'FC Porto' know I hold the top 'Spot in Lisbon'!/

So if the 'bird brain' monk starts testing King/ Ill tear his spleen/ after I shell his next of kin/
Made nigga . . I hold a 'bill' longer than that of a Pelican!/

So bite me and stutter/or maybe try me and suffer/ cos Ill waste the life of his father/
. . cos his one ffucked up negro . . Jamaica athletes know the 'Pa well' . . like hes 'Asafa!/

He shoulda for long gave up the spirit/ cos niggas pay to ddick the geek/
. . they ride fast on 'Xpress' like they tryna
break a speed limit!/
Lmao! Just seeing this!
Rap BattlesRe: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 9:08pm On Oct 26, 2014
gottoboy:
Walahi! Geoexpress if Кιηg tourney holds, ℓ̊ ᵍᵒ battle you, to warm ♈όϋ up
Lmao! You wan kill me be that
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 3:28pm On Oct 26, 2014
captainflash:
crylmao. .what is he even typing? . .i dnt think mikus will reply you with that wa.ck lines you drop. .
Wack calling sum1 else's lines wack? That's weird........
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 1:17pm On Oct 26, 2014
Diss @ mikuz nothing personal. .

I'd beating the dude/
Cutting and ripping his tooth. ./
Bring my guns out, 2 perform a finishing move. .!
But what shall it profit me 2 kill mik, wen Laziness is already killing the fool!?/
Mik, is lazy with raps/
Mik should be hanged!/
His balls should be bagged. ./
He's useless in rap. . .even rappers, would prefer studying D'Banj!/^^
I'd cut off his arms/
Have his fingers in bits/
Have him and his goons reatreat. .!/
Then go and start killing irish niggs, I'd also kill Mik!!!/
The fool won't get the punch/
But these knives goes through his heart/
Start 2 stab the fab. ./
And after this, ,he'd be all plastic surg'. .like rumours bout the buttt of nicki minaj!!/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 12:43pm On Oct 26, 2014
JigsawKillah:
No, Kr0ne wack
Jus that Airmark is wacker
Lols. None of em is wack jare
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 12:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
Illness:
Will it not be too far? Let's write and drop on wednesday
Ok.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 12:01pm On Oct 26, 2014
JigsawKillah:
Trailer jam am?
Lmao. I no knw jor.....na Kr0ne beat am last abi? Kr0ne na evil spirit!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 10:43am On Oct 26, 2014
Guykhena:
Only the active mod we have..

Airmark just vanish...
Lol. I heard bout Airmark
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 9:46am On Oct 26, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
why are you laughing?
what mik said made me do so.........
Mik fall hand no be smore.......

The wahala too much for him alone.... I suggest adaobi123 should give up the seat for someone active here.. What's been longing it? Mukina2..... A replacement is needed for adaobi123.........
Abi. What if dem make u mod? Would u be able to handle it?

And coogar, Ibime, Kr0ne. .what's up with y'all?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 9:42am On Oct 26, 2014
Guykhena:
I've checked how the previous edition went,its pretty complicated and a bit stressful.(Only mod fit handle that one)
And top tiers saying they aint participating in this,is just somehow...
Hmm. That's true. Is mikuz the only mod here?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 9:02am On Oct 26, 2014
mikuz:
I don't think I can organise this year's edition again.
Then this place go dry pass desert.

GuyKhena, can't u organise it?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 8:58am On Oct 26, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
Smh
Lwkmd. Why shaking ya head?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 10:31pm On Oct 25, 2014
captainflash:
it was a tie. .now go and sleep. .mtchew.dnt ever taq my quote again. .
Like I would want 2. .? Tsk.
Rap BattlesRe: Haven Of Peace: GIYAZZ' Lounge by Geoxpress(m): 10:29pm On Oct 25, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Like?

Captainflash shouldn't be seeking spar, he ain't mate with this rapper/
This is like a 5 year old son measuring height with his papa/
Airhead maga, don't know nada, but a thick braga/
He claims he's badder/ than Geoxpress, but compare them sir/ you'd notice they wacks. . . But like my five fingers to your face. . . . Captainflash is Wacka!!!
Dissing a rasta god, this fam i' lla die/
You remind me of warriblood, a familiar fly/
I crushed him tho, and further halt battling ya types/
So this attention you gettin' is all you gettin'. . . Give me a callout and I'd reject, cos battling you is pointless like the Capital I!!!
. . . Anticipate Hip-Hop saviour? Ask "Keke" I'm "D1"/
Cos my raps be the bomb like C1's/
But these bars I'm spilling is light, it's a free one/
No need punching hard, you're not worth it. . . Cos Mention niggas I'd battle and you ain't on board. . . BBitch!! your lines outdated like P1!!!!



Throw a comeback son grin
Ok. .then
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 7:59pm On Oct 25, 2014
Bars:
Geo....me huh Lol anyway no peeh
Lol, it seems u knw me. But I'm not bragging here, I'm just being logical.....if I call sum1 out, I'd req for thread or doc......so its just hw I knw it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 5:46pm On Oct 25, 2014
captainflash:
shut up. .you lost 4 and won 1 . .you didnt beat illness. .you only w0n me. . .even with your expensive lines. .you'r still losing. .
big shame!! grin
Make I shut up? Ok........no need to argue with a moro.n like u. Check me vs Illness' thread. Ptff
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 5:44pm On Oct 25, 2014
Bars:
Lmao....see geo oo...na me u wan dea use pride 4 huh?smh 4u tho
Forget pls.....
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 4:58pm On Oct 25, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
my phone developed a fault nd it affected all the social apps on it...
So i'm not on bbm, whatsapp, 2go nd so on for now.......
K, sorry bro. Can't it be fixed?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 4:56pm On Oct 25, 2014
Illness:
Geo sorry I couldn't show up for our rematch last week that's cos I was writing my exams but am free now maybe we could kick 9bars if u like
Cool...let it be during the week ends.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 4:23pm On Oct 25, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
Geoxpress...... Hw far, you went mute?
Boss. .na, are u on bbm?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 4:09pm On Oct 25, 2014
captainflash:
.see person,, you bagged me. .yea, but all your matches is total bodybaging. .you didnt even win one. .even with your expensive lines which you think it is ,they still gave u total beating. .!!! .
.
.
big shame to you!! grin
Wwow. I have had 5battles on nl, won 2 lost 3.....what's ur record? Pls tell us.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 3:41pm On Oct 25, 2014
SmokingGunZ:
tgf you angry. Dafuq? Lmao. Who is improving..me or you? huh
Lol. No let me expose u ooh.......see guns ooh. Wow
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 3:39pm On Oct 25, 2014
Bars:
Geo.....oya ask 4 thread
You do that. You called me out, didn't u?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 3:35pm On Oct 25, 2014
captainflash:
at the end. .you will see who's wacker!!
I bagged u sha. Its ok.....na only 2go dem knw u cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 3:33pm On Oct 25, 2014
SmokingGunZ:
lemme tame him with words/
youse a b1tch in disguise, this lady a w.h.ore/
@phoenix, yu've been lately a bore/
ur sis? My goons banging in sets. . .try to flea, i'll cut him in sections like am taping a worm

i'll murk him with bars first/
geo, you talking gun, nigga u're in past tense/
musta lived a mile away 4rm the stream..yur boring flows and lame punches are all far-fetched!!
You are improving...keep it up.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 3:18pm On Oct 25, 2014
Bars:
Lmao...
C/o accepted. 6bars......
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 3:16pm On Oct 25, 2014
Gladyys:
Lol,dis niggas are gettin brutal.......
Lol. Girlie o......hwfr

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