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ELYMAXiimus:
Nigga stop tagging my nick!
Nd f*ck you for threatening me again! B1tch nigga!
Just stay ya lane..... I no won see my nick for any of your silly posts!
Ban this nick, nd i will be back with another. I will mail the supermods to inform them of ur misuse of power.....
Just stay ya lane like you said. I wasnt talking to you. Or you got a mention when i typed KIM? F*ck off me nd keep me outta ya posts!!! Thnx

I shock! Wetin appen?

kr0ne:
Sorry to interrupt. I don't want votes from any Phoenix members. So let Limerick's vote be cancelled. Thanks

Can I vote?

Mehn ds F.E.A.R game is so tough nd scary!!!!

Worst part is,I'm playing it on a laptop -_-

MVGT : Jig!

Jig always being d playful type. .he had nice punches nd flow

Ice tried also,bt Jig edged ds...

Lol. .una dy try.......^_^

Tnx yall dt voted. .mikuz,go close dt thread!

Btw,dark let's av a rematch 9 bars. .watcha say?

. .Aiit mikuz,I've won. . . .

Jisgsawkillah,u don mad finish! Lwkm

Yall note. . .I've posted my verse since yesterday. Flash refused 2 post his.....nd I knw he was active. .mikuz!

Smh!! He refused 2 post again?

Keys:::
Get all d plays on his name,specially d opener
Captain hook's greatest fear is his blood. . .

A rematch,definately I'd bruise him wit techs/
Manipulate d biitch,cus my brain is working. .nd moving in secs/
Bt flash is an ingorant f.ool,his head mkes use of him, d "cap" neva uses his head!!!/

Quit shii. .we all knw here he's gettin' whooped/
When d bazukas,blast off his testicles. . .attack him wit d souls of dose he dick.d,bt said he whooped. . .tie his head to a rope,let it loose,dn kip it going bck nd forth. . .like Pendulums!!/

A bounty,is placed on his head. .I'm d bounty hunter every town's got/oh! Don't be scared,I won't come wit deadly gats cus/
I'm in fr business,I'd jst capture u dn get my "CAPITAL" wen d "Cap's Lock"ed!!/
. . . .OR!

I could bring my knives,nd give d bloke cuts/
Den have d "CAPTAIN HOOK"ed. .kill him by his worst fears,as I start 2 spill out his own blood!!!/

Dude,u losing ur life. .so drop all your crap or u fu.cked dumb??/
I'm tryna tell u u r worthless 2 us,as in we only here 'em hailing "THE CAP'S RAP" fr d luv of "POP CULTURE"!!!/(dicap's rap)

Dope? Being dope? He lacks these/
Even his tactics! Errthing is messed up,yes we battling each oda,bt he knws I've already won ds. . . . .Ibime vs Emaprince!!!/

Damn! I'm wealthy. .money lenghty. .flash nd an neva reach this region/
Not even him nd his minions/
Cus he knws I culd easy kill him. .I.e flash,bt den again y kill an inanimate creature?!?!/^^

See yu once battled me,shiit wasn't tough. .it was a catrastophe,nd I'm hoping/yu'd cme up with some gud shit. .bt den again, Geo would leave d Captain going wit only 1 hnd,lik Peter Pan's antagonist!!/

No bit.ch luvs him,cus he's prolly so ugly!/
They luk @ him,dy see an old monkey!. . .bt I knw d bro's wondering. .so let me tell ya d secrete,no girl wnts 2 date a guy wu spends all his day in nairaland,yet comes home with no money!!!/

Smh! Here he tinks hed be besting d macs/
Bt let me advice ya. .pls,go bck 2 english school, pls imporve!. . .cus d last time,u said nl change som' o ya words,bt dt was nl "auto-correct" correcting his gbags!!!!/


Can't type much,forgot deadline is 2day. . .so I didn't script much

He lost 2 me,he said nl changed some of his words. .he does a lotta gbags! Check his verse here also

Lastly,check his profile. .he's spent 6days!! Online

captainflash:
ok. . i'll do has u said. .lemme wait a little bit. .if the guy no show. .i go alert mikuz

Lol....a rematch nd u so desperate fr a no show win?
I'm busy,let's post 10:30

Opener 1pt:::Tie(BIS hyped himself,else its a very good punch! And Ema came weak)

Closer 1pt:::Emaprince!

Rhymes 2pt:::Ibime(lol,ds guy has a really cool accent)

Punchlines 3pt:::Emaprince!!(Mehn,ibime got nice shiits,bt the "I am ds" "I am dt" came 2 much. . .Ema,was direct!)

Metaphors 2pt:::Ibime!(No doubt)

Wordplay 1pt:::Ibime(Ema, Third main land,is forced. .its /mein/ nt /men/)

Nameplay 1pt:::Ema!

Flow 1pt:::Tie

Personals 2pt:::Tie(lol,dt U turn is stale)

What's Tie breaker?? If its creativity. . .

. . . .Then MVGT:::Emaprince!!!(Dt ntin 2 write home bout bis line tho)

Bla bla. . .the press is in...

captainflash:
the same "20lines''

K,we post Tuesday eve...

[quote author=kr0ne post=28287725][/quote]Lwkm! Mad man...!

captainflash:
leave illnes al0ne,u guys have already rematch a long time ago. .lets have ours' one last time.

I and illness' first battle was a tie. .we had a rematch nd he won,so its only reasonable dt we av anoda rematch. .

And yes,hw many bars?

Hmm,is there a way fr some1 to edit the person's username here on nl?

kr0ne:
Illness, no problem, man. Classicsam, u can't be a contestant in the tourney and a judge at the same time

Oga,I need a rematch pls....

Illness,wat r u saying? The rematch?

kr0ne:
Explain how I take forget u

How u take no forget me?

Elymax,nice verse!

Illness,hw bout a rematch,8bars?

Kr0ne u forget me abi? Wow

Darkrebel:
lol ..why? his verse was more organised and he was dropping punches after every 3/4/5 lines.... but the other bloke was using lots of fillers...full of grammatical errors....hardly punching ..

if they rapped their verses on stage...which one would be funnier to you ..which one will wow you?

Didn't finish reading ksslibs verse tho. But limerick had punches, like dt "awkward" line, its actually a w/p "okwerd" stiffler

ELYMAXiimus:
.. Cool down bro... It seems wrong turn is giving up his spot, since he hasnt shown up since 2days...

And? I'd fill in a vacant spot? When I was the 1st 2 sign up?? Its obvious he was baiased with this. .ok, I'm a regular Person here, yall av seen my lines, so. Wat else justifies the fact I wasn't included in the tour??

Mikuz, nice. .wanted to use this tour to get my pace up, bt since u tink its for the 'all d0pes' den cool!

Darkrebel:
Ksslib nice verse....you killed the nigga.... nice job
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Lol...he didn't

Smh mikuz. . And I was the first to sign in ryy? Ok cool......

I vote Rozzay!

Vote goes to Rozzay

mikuz, fixtures. . .?

Ok. . .Dark, close the thread.

007Bruce:
Damn! Illness is ill: something like a sick virus

Rhymes/flow - geoxpress

opener - tie

AOC - illness

W - illness

Geoxpress, your verse is weak

Lol. .ok

Y'all are d0pe. .bt he lost 2 TeddyBiyasi(T.B) T.B is an ailment. .and his name is Illness, so get ma point. . .dig d rest
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. . .Now the grenades & bombs all set to hit the Gee/with a mighty force and a killing Spree. .I'd come with Fisher men tools. ."FISH HIM OUT" and then kill The "ILL"!!
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. . .C/o'd Max, the smart guy declined and the fool ranted. . .'He's ducking' quickly/i took my time, studied the Gee. .and knew he was gon' die! Not so long. .he went after "TEDDY" and got killed like "CHUCKY" Victims!!
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. . .Still on his pers!/his tactics is messed!. . .won't still turn on Jujes as a biitch in Skirts!/but I won't kill him, c'mon he already died by his "OWN HANDS!". .cus we all saw 'Illness vs T.B' and hw he got killed by Battling Himself!!/
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. . .I'd kill him ryy nw. .no Procrastination!/storm his hood. .with Me Goons like an Invasion!/kill his fams, den plant bombs in his brains @ his "UNAWARES" detonate with +20mm and blast it beyond his "IMAGINATION!!"
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. . .Never considered him being a threat!/hes a bitch. . .a FLIRRT!/but if he tries ta form Tough here. ..I'd come with two AK 47s, "CONTRACT MY MUSCLES!" and kill him & his goons in a "STRETCH!!"
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. . .AK47, Sniper. .which of them Hefty Toys!?/ok Scratch. . .lemme predict ur moves: you gon' say I lost 2 Max and Dark. .That and That. .den after dt Kr0ne? Fucck You! I knw ur errmove. .like the "OUTCOME OF UR EVERY BRAWL!!"/^^
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. . .I come with an army frm 3diff Countries! ! Beat him, diff body Languages. .that's Business!!/attack with a mass of 20 grenades and 20 bombs, and kill the Ebola Ill sets!/then wen I'm done, I'd get a finishing Grenade 2 beat both Ill and "ILL SCRIPTS" like I was attacking an NL REAL VET!!/
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. . .Come with Some ROBO and Big men/to have his faces shattered in Bits 'Em. .!/but let's be sincere. .this Is "NAIJA" and they say "HEALTH IS WEALTH!" Who the fucck would go for "ILLNESS?"
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. . .So nigg, forget, this is Catastrophe!/its no 'Draw' no Banga something! cus I'd come with 5more Grenades, Plant it on his door step. . .and boom the ill "GO DIE" like I'm referring to Japanese "PHILOSOPHY"!!!/
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.Done....

Checks. Would post soon.

Cynthia Morgan(I love this chick)