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Elvisonjack2: a type of joke in which words are used to ve a similar sound,but a different meaning.

Tnx

YoungDaNaval: Pun is Wordplay.

Tnks.... By the way, nice punchlines@murder dem
..........LOL........

I dy 'eff wit em' yl dem still dy 'masturbait'!!

I've had tutorials wit some guys, nd each of em gives me a different meaning of pun.. Some say its same tin as wordplay, some say is a sentence dat means 2 tins, lik that "horses mouth stuff"

Pls...who knws the meaning of PUN

. .Anitime I call him out/he keeps saying "NEY", nd we hear that from the 'horses mouth'!!

This line tho... Lwkm

LooNat11kk: -Ok , I'm Done With This Section.

Mik i withdraw from the lord of the rings shyt.

This is my last post on here.

I fit take ur place?

coogar: shut up!
you didn't murk him - just because you got the W on facebook means shyte. look at both scripts yourself & tell me which category you took decisively?

opener? closer? punches? metaphors? wordplay? what exactly did you take in this battle? no wonder it's taken you close to 4 weeks to post the battle. if you really think you won this battle then you should kill yourself.

Lol

gottoboy: D reason I all of a sudden "Pul a No-Show' is simply becos ah all of a sudden became occupied! Advice save ur Barz til November Kings tournament

November na my month! High chance of winning! Choii!!

I wish I was still in the tourney

Thunderboat: who's talking about like? . . . ittokay sha

Ok

Thunderboat: kinda funny say i no get methz . . .i edge punch (but u tied it) . . . ittokay

Metaphors aint all bout using likes pls...nd about the punch? U shud be greatful, u were direct, yl Ben was creative, if not he got punch...

Wey evil nw?? Smh

My verdict...

Opener-nil

Closer-nil

Flow-leomi

Metaphors-nil

Punchlines-nil/tie(SMH!!!)

Wordplays/nameplays-nil

Rhymes-nil/tie

Personals-nil

Mfvgt-Leomi

Smh is this a battle?

My verdict...

Opener-Thunderboat(u weren't straight up tho, 2 many ideas in 1 bar aint cool)

Closer-IdikaBen(nice effort)

Flow-Tie(both verse is funny sha)

Metaphors/simlies-IdikaBen

Rhymes-Tie(fallouts)

Wordplay/nameplay-Tie

Punchlines-Tie(to me, Thunder edged this, but Idika's verse was funny. . Lol)

. . .Na him go put panadol for wheelbarrow, dey for hold up they tink say him dy 'push drugs'
. . It's cool, but wasn't rili constructed well

Personals-nil

Creativity-IdikaBen(funny)

My final vote goes to-IdikaBen

Idika nd Thunder nice, but not good enough

Ksslib: Lol. Geo why u dey laff na?

Reading ur comment, just made me tear laugh ooh! Chaii, I still dy remember am

*go giyaz, *go giyaz* Lmao!

Ksslib: lol. Ode! I know who left first.. Work on ya sarcasm.

The deadline is friday.. Ok, you mean after votes? Ok o..

Go giyaz! Go giyaz!

Lwkmd ooh! Lols! Lmao!

Well I'm dissapointed... All the same, my verdict goes thus...

Opener-nil(I don't get it, tho oda jujz might)

Closer-nil

Flow-tie(so hard 2 read, both of ya)

Metaphors-Lapoga

Multies/rhymes-tie(work on this)

Wordplays/nameplays-Lapoga

Punchlines-Lapoga. . . I must say I'm dissapointed here, cus I'mma great fan of punchlines. . Tho cool quotables in Lapogas verse that won him this crit is


. . So even if u are a 'joker'/ u can't 'crack my ribs!!'

And!

. . .The only time u'd feel 'king'/is wen I'm 'bowing before ur grave'

There might have been others...but took interest in these 2

Personals-nil

So.... Geoxpress' final vote goes to-Lapoga

This battle is more lik a threat 2 me! Y'all are 2 serious, I mean be lik warriblood na..put up some humour

Well all the same...its good!! No insults pls, other verdicts could go other wise

captainflash: lmao. .after the tourney u guys can spar while we watch. .hw u see am @geo?

Lol flash, I no knw jor

Smh... I wonder y y'all are chatting in a battle thread! Its so immature

coogar: mikuz isn't even in the top 10.
when was the last time you read anything meaningful from mikuz?

Mikuz has been really trying as a mod, he hasn't really had a latest battle....

ELYMAXiimus: there's a tourney going on na

Yea, I'm aware...After the tourney, let's just arrange erri tin so after the tourney we could just drop. Hw many bars would be suitable?

'freestylte' to my younger bro

. . .I wasn't sleeping, but I had this dream/to be the greatest rapper, wit a big theme/so I entered textcee world 2 stuy the lil crits/nw in terms of textcee, peeps gasp seeing me probs wit 'breathing'!!


. . .Bro, I'm the best in my 'league',it aint football practice/i've always seen big cars on me I'm 'Geo-XPRESS' that is/nd nw my haters dy fear me, they are pussys, 'scaredy cats' pls/cus bro I break their hearts michael Jackson Tactics!!


. . .So in this life, never let a man sit on u, don't let em 'weigh u down'/yl odas crave 4 food, u crave 2 be best nd the reigning champ/put ur foes on bench cus u r the campenter wit 'a G-CLAMP!!'




. . . I'd drop something better later! I've been occupoed these days...


Geoxpress

ELYMAXiimus: lwkm . . . E mean say the newbies sef dey top mik . . Cos we aint upto 20

Max, hw bout we battle?

coogar: you? 16 bars?
you wey teddymiyaki don overtake in hierarchy. when i first came here, you were like 2nd or 3rd best - right now, you are not even in the top 20.

you have deteriorated!

Who came 1st? Cooger or Mikuz??

Limerick: BTW - Yu still with us?

Lol

Lagunna: abeg.. what is 2go?

Lol abeg no dy form

coogar: i have told mikuz to close this thread indefinitely but his addiction to squadron has messed up his thinking faculty.

if anyone has a verse to drop, let them send it to mik's email & he will help them post it while this place remains locked. hopefully, after 3 months, nuccas would respect the rules.

Well it's a nice idea, but kinda stressful...

captainflash: hmmm

Yea

Y'all might tink this 'spirit of sportsmanship' has to do wit only sports.
But if u take a closer look, life itself is sports. The main reason this thread is created is to make sure every1 has the ability 2 console him or herself after losing a battle

I was kinda away. . So let's see wat I can do. .

. . .I'm killing peeps wit my theme/nd I'm the rude type wit the steam/my punch can make him kin/so y'all just call me a 'DEVIL' cus I'm making a 'living hell outta him!!'

. . .I'm the entertaining type/but I can also be a danger, wit a crazy mind/i'd 'destroy ur adams apple'[/i]cus the fruit aint ripe!/then have punches [i]'fly over u' that's the express style!!

lapoga: geoxpress,,i bow!!! addup on 2go @lapoga...hermes'(leomi) friend...reg for my tour piko

Ok boss. But I'm really having a bad network, y don't u add... It's Geoxpress

What's happening? I've seen only 2 votes in me vs Kr0ne's thread....