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Quelme:
Useless priest.

I wonder wetin him go dey do in secret.... Devils incarnate must especially those catholic priest.

Shut the fvck up

Meedon:
Pessi is playing against upcoming USA music artists

Ronaldo is playing against Camels

Tjra:
Pessi ooo

Na for where hin dick dey always raise be this.

Scoring against part time burger flippers.

America wey almost all their men dey play Basketball. Na their feminine males dey play soccer.

Oya go commot those 8 Balon d'ors and world cup from him hand make I see na

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OLAADEGBU:
People are saying BIG WIN tonight!

There are a lot more polls saying Harris won

adefitim:
You can say whatever that will make you sleep at night.

EURO equal to WORLD CUP!

No wonder your whole life has been a delusion.

HellVictorinho8:
Pele has 3


Rest

Ronaldo has Nil

Rest

peleson1:
I have a doctor friend back then in Portharcourt. She studied medicine abroad

later she got bsck to Portharcourt then a guy from her tribe Igbo came from Australia to marry her n now lives in Australia.
Sometimes last year she called me only to give me charge that I didn't tell her enough about Opobo for her to visit that somehow in Australia she came across Opobo discuss and was shocked how huge it was and she was born in Portharcourt yet she couldn't go to see the wonders .
She said she has been reading about it like this and wondered why people don't brag about these things .
She said the only reason she will visit sooner would be to visit Opobo .
I told her she is lucky that she is married else she will visit and never go back until she marries an Opobo guy. Lol
And she agreed .
She said from what she read that she is already in love with Opobo people

Honestly that place is Surreal.

Every Christmas I look forward to going there. I'm currently in Ibadan but I ensure I go back there every Christmas.

peleson1:
Opobo is one of those places you visit and wonder how rich a people can be in pedigree and yet make no noise about it.

People visit and leave in awe and shock

A truly relic of the rich and free.

God Bless you my brother. This is exactly the same thing I told my opobo friends who took me there. I told them that they do not talk about opobo enough and I'm not happy About it.

If I was from opobo my mouth wouldn't have rested

peleson1:
In Opobo town or Bonny,you can trace families down to over 600,years ago with written documents and treaties and trade agreements with Europeans.

This is pure legacy ✅.
This church they had this occasion is called St. Paul's church Opobo town.
It was rebuilt se years back .
But the original church there was imported from Liverpool . All interior made of golden objects and very beautiful


Beautifully bought and Shipped by the then billionaire Chief Sam Epelle


These was many centuries ago

Opobo is my Fantasy hometown. I always go there every festive season to feel unexplainable joy.
A Truly blessed place

Max24:
RIP to the dead.
Instead of fixing the roads truly Otti was engaged in media propaganda and Obidients we're shielding him, now the hen has come home to roost. Meanwhile, same people will call Lagos roads slum. But no accidents due to bad roads in Lagos. Lesson to obidients - focus on your region first !

This is not a case of bad road. It's speed

Shawarmagirl:
Sometimes, people drag front seat not know it's actually meant to checkmates drivers who speed or sleep. Wether I'm in a back seat or front seat, any driver that drive above the company speed limit, I drew his attention immediately to slow down. How can you be in front seat or inside a bus and see driver speeding you keep quiet and enjoy it. This could have been averted if the passengers checkmates the driver excessive speeding. Rip to the dead.

Truth is that drivers don't even listen. They feel insulted when you tell them how to do their job

ironheart:
Something needs to be done about the quality of transport vehicles in the east

Very poor and ricketty buses
Poor maintenance culture
Overloading of passengers
Poor attitude of drivers without regards to passengers

The inter state buses are better than the intra state buses

I feel you. But this is a case of speeding

aswani:
No, she doesn't get a cut directly if her music is played at a rally. The rally organisers pay for a music licence and I believe she will get money yearly or whatever from whichever music union she is with as a result of that.

I do believe music at political rallies are different though and explicit permission is needed. Not sure why it is different to music played at a nightclub or normal event sha and what other events have such restrictions placed on them.

Beyonces song has been played in Kamala's campaign countlessly. I can bet my kidney nobody requested for her permission first.

The truth is that People don't like Trump. Simple..

SpaceX:
All this celebrities adore and admired him in secret but have no spine to say it out loud. TRUMP understands.
#MAGA2024

Why is it not showing in the polls? Hahahaaaaaa!
And why is he scared every night and day Tweeting about Kamala instead of worrying about his campaign? Haha hahaahaahhaa

That man's landslide defeat in November will be worse than what Biden did to him? Lolz

Googledotcom:
Mine is 8 months, it's God o, not my power.

8 months? You've done well. You're almost as good as free bro

riverbird:
One good thing about porn and masturbation is that ones you start avoiding it it also starts avoiding you though it will still cross your mind ones in a while

God Bless you for this comment. We need more people like you in this world

Egoat:
Does he need crowdfunding?
Why does it need to be made public?
You lost a child and the first thing that came to your mind is announcing it on social media.

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To the idiots running mouth in my mentions; if you've never lost someone dearly to you, you perhaps won't understand.
At that point, nothing interests you anymore, not even food which is a necessity let alone social media. How you are grieving and the major thing on your mind is how to post it on 2go and LinkedIn is what I don't know. You can as well monetize the death.

Bunch of attention seeking retards.

I have pondered over this so many times. When such deaths Happen, you become so weak to even be on social media, let alone tweeting about it.
Although you can still reduce your tone on him sha

sleek214:
You think the US is Nigeria abi. Age has never been an issue with Trump because he is mentally sound and physically fit. Age was an issue with Biden because he was not mentally sound and also not physically fit. The president of US is the #1 citizen of the world 🌎. France, UK used to be very strong countries but France started going down when a Younger and inexperienced Emmanuel Macron was elected same with the UK when Liz Truss and Sunak were elected. America needs a Firm, Experience, Mature and a Strong leader.

How did someone who was not mentally sound defeat Trump?
Sometimes think before una go open mouth waaaaaaaa

Goodvibes007:
On Nairaland, you will think America loves Trump.
But in the USA which is real life, alot actually hate him lol.

If Nigerians could vote in US elections, Trump would have won before noon on election day.

Even Trump's only one victory to become president was via electoral votes, and not popular vote. Clinton won the popular vote by around 2,000,000.

Exactly. that's what I keep telling people. Especially those Biafrans here. Trump is hated as anything you can imagine in this life

Starzdavid247:
Two thieves who specialising in robbing female student off their belongings at crutech was caught. The thieves who has successfully robbed their victims with knife and gun and injured them in the process was chase after the victims raise alarm. The two thieves was given a hot chase and one of the thief was caught when he was trying to scale the fence.

The unlucky thief was beating by the students and he pleaded for them to allow him jump inside the well, that they shouldn't burn or beat him to death if not they won't graduate say e be ogoja boy.

The students was still beating when he struggled and jumped inside a full well. In the morning the DPO and some policemen came to remove his remains from the well.

The worst place to steal in Nigeria is Calabar. Probably after Aba.

Preciousgirl:
1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use
2.man that can't cook
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed
4. Man that has a baldhead
5. Man with yellow teeth
6.man with mouth odour
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count
8.vegetarian man
9.man whose poo smells too bad
10 man that licks pussssy
111.bowlegged man
12. MMan I am taller than



The above are disqualified

E get anybody poo wey dey scent?

Hemanwel:
I remember back then in the early 2000s, a friend of mine used Brandy's song "I will cross the ocean for you" (can't remember the title again), to chyke a girl. Good old days

No na Monica "For you I will"

Deltatoto:
so he should not talk again because you have a recorder with u.

Must he talk stupidly? Just like this your comment

Gajagojo:
I said Amaechi is broke?

Yes

Gajagojo:
What is the logical connection between Jonathan and Amaechi?

2 politicians who aren't exactly in power at the moment and if they engage in an activity that makes them spend so much money (just as Amaechi did in his ticket bid) people like you will say "Ah! That person is broke because of that money he spent and he's no longer in power sef"

I'm using them in your own context of that lame statement that Amaechi is broke.

Gajagojo:
Your comment is the foolish one

What is the logical connection between Jonathan and Amaechi

Go out on your street and tell anybody Amaechi is poor and see how they will laugh you to scorn

LadyExcellency:
What a tragedy.

It's Ukpakiri in Abayi Ancient Kingdom, Aba not Okpakiri. Please correct the name of the location.

The road has been bad for 20 years and no head-on collision accidents but now the road has been rehabilitated, motorists are killing themselves and their innocent passengers.

RIP

Exactly.. That's the irony. When the road is bad, chances of head on collision are almost impossible, then we would be crying for Good roads. Then when the roads are good, speeding will bring about head on collisions.
And when the road is bad too, Armed robbery.

This life sef

vanbonattel:
How much money does he have?

You should read your comment and be laughing real hard.
That's like asking "how much does Goodluck Jonathan have"

Imagine question

vanbonattel:
Keep consoling yourself on his behalf

Amaechi was used and dumped, his last savings were wiped away when he tried to retrieve the promise they used to keep him stupid for 4 years. That APC convention in Abuja was made to return him to poor man status.

If you know the Amount of money Amaechi has, you will shut the Bleep up.
Sometimes I wonder how people talk on this Nairaland.
So in your mind now Amaechi is now at your level?

Kharol1234:
skit

Which skit. You dey mumu o