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nairalandkachy1:
Nigerian, Tobi Kufeji attempts to break 105 hours Guinness World Records Sing-a-thon



https://www.instagram.com/p/CtbdmiutzBQ/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Likoya:
Omo, Nairalanders make Una pray for me oohhh, Client wey I don dey chat with for almost five months now, she don promise to invest 50k dollars worth of BTC with me tomorrow.. God!!!!!!!!

Ihateheadslamer:
You mean to say that the OPM Man is sick because of the happy boys



Sense is extremely far away from you

Sucre6:
Ah comrade 😂

Sucre6:
In Nigeria we all have, its even an abomination to throw away a toothpaste without dissecting it with a blade to milk out the remaining content without mercy 😂

I can afford to buy as many toothpaste as I wish but I still don't throw away my used toothpaste not until I dissect and squeez out the last drop 😂😂

kestolove95:
Another obidi0t down...

Nuhskhut:
He is more intelligent than that.

Saao:
He made more sense, wike is a smart and lucky politicians I must confess. He is also principled.

babakb:
Hmmm he's just been insensitive, he should ask the victims of the Kaduna Train station attack the spent 6 months in Kidnappers then

Abi1985:
Kidnapping can happen anywhere in the world.

VinnyBaba:
Shameless Wike can't even show face Properly

Same way he couldn't attend Governor Diri father's Burial
which OBJ, Atiku, Okowa, Osinbajo, Obaseki, Emmanuel Udom and HE Peter Obi attended. 😕😏

Betrayed his PDP/Southern Brothers for Tinubu/APC dat does not even send him. ☹️

Such a Mumu Man.

9jabox:
Following the upwards review of school fees in the university of Abuja which has made a lot of students either drop out or struggle to pay, the school’s director of Socials (SUG) made a post on their WhatsApp group asking that students speak up and call the school to listen to their plights, the chat was leaked and the school authority got wind of it.

He was later rusticated for his remonstration and asked to leave the school immediately.



https://twitter.com/CyprianIgwe3/status/1662186890659807255?t=Emj7AjPC43T0OUZwQtzSuw&s=19


Igwe had said, “Good evening, house. We will be having a meeting tomorrow by 6:00 pm in regards to school fees, let’s know our way forward. I am deeply in pain, many students can’t pay, I hope the SUG President is in this group. I need everyone’s ideas.

“I’d rather risk my life, my admission than seeing thousands of students drop out. If the spirit of Aluta lives in us, it has to wake up. Please be part of this meeting.”

Sunofgod:
He's lucky it happened in enugu.....tends to be more civiliised

Ikechukwu183:
The sentence does not equate to the 'crime'. Politically motivated prosecution. Anyway, when Trump wins again, he will pardon all those that were non-violent.

ba7man:
Getting tired of all these World records that contribute nothing to the advancement of humanity.

What next?? "Most number of times index finger is dipped into butt and sniffed"

Austineva:
God bless Russia
God bless Isreal
God bless Biafra Republic Government in Exile (BRGIE)
God bless Maazi Nnamdi Kanu
God bless Maazi Simon Ekpa
God bless all lovers of Freedom.
We Biafrans must exit d zoo this year(2023) it's a must and there is absolutely nothing anybody can do abt it

oliverano:
The colleague na audio trust me bruh

obembet:
Yea I think those branches deserve some respect too, but they prefer to rob them and praise Messi, I remember when Niesta deserve world best after wining everything yet they give it to him, but when things go wrong, they tag others...

I will suggest Messi to go back to Barcelona and retire there, he can't succeed outside Barcelona not even Eibar self

obembet:
One of my colleagues in office used to argue that Messi can’t perform outside Barcelona and I’m trying to understand that, example Ronaldo won golden boot in England, Spain and Italy but Messi even farmers league he can’t do everything since two seasons ago.

So I don't blame PSG fans, they only overrated Messi. They think he will deliver them in Champion league 🏆 but the boy was no where to be find, expecially against Bayern Munich, thank God they didn't face Manchester United or Manchester City.

The only way for Messi to be relevant again is to go back to Barcelona where he's WiFi works.

Nlfpmod

Teeklef:
laugh!!! it’s never a good thing to mock someone because you never know what may happen tomorrow. i was among those that mock WASIU that he’s playing in walai talai FC o😂😂😂

Rakonobobo:
Always following the real goat about

Karleb:
If they don't do magomago, Trump's whopping that mannequin's ass.

AndroidAI:
A straight man that's secure with his sexuality will not be threatened by crossdressers or drag queens.

In fact, they will find this situation comical.

But closeted gays struggling with internalised homophobia will never be comfortable.

There are a lot of married men today who are gays or bi living in denial and in hiding, and claiming to be straight.

Now I am suspecting Davido.

Obavoh:
Out of my 4 children, it is only the first born I buy clothes for and he passes it down to his younger ones once he outgrows them.

It saves me a lot of money s children clothes are expensive.

I bought few girl clothes for my only daughter but most times she wears her brothers clothes.

A lot of people say it is very bad and it will make her a tomboy. Please is this true?

Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast

judatech:
You mean everyone was just watching the guy die? 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

AFvckingAlpha:
This dude is the real deal.

He the future, but he needs to up his pen game and I’m not tryna sound like that Twitter goofy ass Regha.

I sad what I said my nigga

Ebije1:
nothing dey dis life o. we cannot identify d OBIDIENTS neither can we identify the BATIFIED nor the ATIKULATED. Their race on earth has ended. wherever you go, whatever you do, Pls use ur head and make sure you're doing what's right.

Bigcoconut:
Hello, guys
I don't want to bore you guys with long epistle. Yes, as the title suggests.

I travelled to Canada through the study route this January but I can tell you for a fact that I'm already bored with this place.

I'm redoing a 2 year program that I have already concluded in Naija but just because I want japa, I redid it. But that's not the issue.

The issue is that I'm working in a company but the department I was posted to was a physical demanding one..

To the extent that if I work for a day, I feel pain all over my body for a week. And this is seriously affecting my education because anytime i go to work, i wouldn't have the energy to do anything again as i would be so weak. but i have to work because i have bills to pay.

Nobody send you for here except you want sleep for cold outside.

Even half of my salary goes in the form of settling bills.

The work makes me depressed. This is not what I bargained for. .

For me to raise money for my tuition fees and travel expenses, at least I wasn't doing bad in Nigeria before i left. In addition, I hardly have time for myself.

My situation is even better, most of people who we came same time haven't found jobs yet.

My thinking is if I should ask for refund of my remaining tuition fee and relocate back Naija, or go back Naija and take some courses online, as there seems to be an option for that.