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Yugoslavia247:
Believe police at your own peril.

Police can easily frame the guy

Not saying fake alert is not possible

I don't ever trust Nigeria police.

Same one that move with bus without plate numbers and harassing people

Same police that use xhinaza Phillips back to back

Same one that super cop abba kyari is a drug lord

Never.
Let's hear the culprit first

Does that guy look like somebody who thinks he has been framed..?

Make una rest sometimes

Obaofpigs:
They have shown Sophistication again.

Rapist
Fake documents
Identity theft
Drug dealing.
Fake news peddlers


Even the Devil dey learn work were these sophisticated paedeophiles and rapist exist.
O
Very disgusting things..spits

But I still saw a name from among the developers in the list of his cohorts.

Why must we have a name from that zone in every crime scene...?

HarryGleb:
Xavi was one of the best midfielders in the game. You are late to the game.

He's late to everything

AOB1:
Keep on deceiving yourself until they turn southeast to another maiduguri, instead of you guys should come together and fight those terrorist you are here shouting propaganda, just keep on supporting bad things you guys will definitely see the result.

No mind the Goat. Dem go see news dey call am propaganda till it meets them or someone they know

Confirmedzombie:
I thought LP and Peter obi claimed they won Rivers.

Useless party with a Pandora liar leader.

Shame on Obi.

This is victory for democracy

See how you stupidly changed context.

Splashme:
With Wike controlling 90% of the Assembly?

He can do NOTHING!
.

Deceive yourself on

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Jumped or pushed?

Nigga Rest.

If na push why dem no push the other 2...

Una go just wan start unnecessary confusion

Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL8m35IitOs?si=BLXwZ_kxlWJJ6XjU



Nigeria Stories

"NWASHARA" At least say Something good today about these people

This is Heart Melting.

May God Bless Him and Reward him. Amen

Duyt1798:
Hi guys!

I hope this my post gets to the FP, so I can get insights from a wider audience; even I know some might not make sense, but one thing I've learnt from the short time I joined this platform, is that - sense dey inside nonsense.

Pardon me, my write fit dey a bit lengthy.

I currently work with a multi-national startup coy. My net pay is a bit above 400k naira (this's at the moment), I've worked for about 2 years. I'm married with two kids and expecting the third.

Now my dilemma is that, I've not been able to save up funds, I feel like my living condition doesn't reflect what I earn. Shingbai like this, I no get for account. The last I could remember, I go deep hand for forex, e nearly give me hypertension (I lost about 2m). I still dey pay debt wey I incur as a result.

Now where I need assistance is, looking at the amount I'm earning, how do I spend? Please for those that will be kind enough to give suggestions, let it practically explained, as in help me break am down to the amount wey I suppose spend, how I suppose spend am, and wetin I suppose save.

I believe say many family people dey here wey get better experiences.

Thanks 🙏.

My brother, me and you dey the same boat o. I earn almost 350k monthly and I no get one single savings, instead na debt upon debt I dey. Although I'm not married. But I don't live lavish neither do I spend money on people recklessly. I don't even tithe, although I know I have a heart to help whenever one or two people come up to me for financial assistance but it's never even much. I know betting also had it's fair share. The thing has really bothered me at times I feel I've failed. And the worst part is that I see people earning lesser and doing a lot with their savings. It makes me wonder what is wrong with my life.

trutharena:
https://www.freepressjournal.in/amp/mumbai/mumbai-nigerian-drug-smuggler-arrested-with-cocaine-worth-125-crore

See as Everybody dey fear to mention tribe 🤣😂

ddippset:
Only first term is okay for Fubara..

He will be governor till 2027.

If Wike is a man let him remove him before his first tenure ends..

I thought you people say he is God?

Exactly.. They made a god out of him and yet he couldn't take sim out, even with the so-called presidential back up.

Don't be surprised Sim will still run his second Tenure.

Thundafireseun:
I sincerely doubt if Fabura can win this war …

When Amechi was Governor he couldn’t win Wike

When Amechi had Federal power he still couldn’t defeat Wike

Atiku and other PDP leaders are still afraid of Wike

Fabura is still a boy and he will cry soon

Please kindly explain REASONABLY what you meant by "when Amaechi had federal power he couldnt defeat Wike"

Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!

Bro I understand your situation. Drop your number I would like to talk to you.

Or just mail me your number on gerardnatty@gmail.com

I'll be waiting. Thank you

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VihkQTyHp4

#wetindeyhappentv

Nigerian transgender, Jay Boogie shows off her surgically enhanced bum as she addresses reports that she scammed Nigerians over her botched surgery.

Recall that Jay Boogie, 25, had come out to seek for help from Nigerians after complications from the bum surgery. She also said she had issues with her kidney and needed money to correct some procedures. However one of her helpers, said she was lying about some things and just wanted to scam Nigerians.

Jay Boogie is now fine and according to her, it cost her N5million to have the surgery done. She also denied reports that she scammed Nigerians.

She said she had always known about her feminine side "since birth" and when she was in Primary 4, she wore bra to school.

She also apologised to Nigerians who may have felt she scammed them.

Previous post...

https://www.nairaland.com/7914490/crossdresser-jay-boogies-kidneys-fail


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bzxa-vlly4

This Egungun guy sef will meet up with just anybody

Mercylike:
Is it normal to wake up and experience mouth odour?

I don't like talking to people very early especially when I just wake up bcoz there is this odour when I smell whenever I try to smell my own mouth..

Is it normal or it is something that has to be treated?

If i have brush, I don't have any odour from morning till night except for night to morning sleep..

Everybody's mouth smells when you wake in the morning till you brush.

I no know which one wey you dey ask.

chatinent:
Do you know that the cost for printing one ₦20 note is one thousand times more expensive than the note?

Lies lies lies

Raskimonojendor:
Life no balance.

It's a white Man's world. If Beyonce was white. She'd be a Billionaire

sonofthunder:
Is somebody trying to campaign before elections.... Lol.

He will still defeat Donald Grump anytime anyday

Chibuzoripob:
Ur father is a slowpoke.and gave birth to dumb u

Sharap

Chibuzoripob:
RONALDO is a confam 🐐

Mumu.. Messi no play

Noneroone:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/troubles-biden-age-reelection-campaign-poll/story%3Fid%3D103436611&ved=2ahUKEwiC_KySxMqBAxWxWkEAHShcB58Q0PADKAB6BAgZEAE&usg=AOvVaw1nUFDJuucvaXIK8UdVsKTL


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12558821/amp
/Joe-Biden-trails-Donald-Trump-2024-rematch-loses-key-support-independent-younger-voters-shock-Daily-Mail-poll-reveals.html&ved=2ahUKEwjdpsq-xMqBAxX5W0EAHWyEDNAQ0PADKAB6BAgPEAE&usg=AOvVaw0vYqXW3n6gQX70Xi9xK-Y3

Is it with that very Slim margin done by not even more than a dot of the American citizens who regularly engage in polls that you are coming up with the "Leading in polls"?
When I have even seen other polls where Biden is leading that clown but I didn't even pay attention to them.

Let this sink home brother...

The American Voters can NEVER vote Trump in for the Rest of their history.

The sooner you believe, The better..

Noneroone:
And he keeps leading the polls.

Which polls?

Where do you guys get your news from?

Leading where?

TemplarLandry:
The other pic is fake.
Continue in futility.

Don't be silly. I'm a Port Harcourt born and bred. That first photo is completely Wike. Have you even seen him before?
Who are you to even talk about Wike as if you know him more than people who live with him.

Una go just open mouth waaaaaaaa

Branco6:
Oh
I doubt tho
Registered companies don't do that sort of thing
Make e sha pay when e get👍

Okay. Thanks man

Branco6:
Lol
Is he sure it's paylater?
I think those guys are registered

Na paylater. He showed me everything

Branco6:
On a pac tribute page😄

Guy 😂 if you know the mode my man dey right now ehn you go pity am

Racoon:
https://youtube.com/shorts/2LVem61ufeU?si=sLNEgzYc2HQ94m06


https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0NL2Y5LjGmpvHCiZvuWRSQQehYL6xbzfb6f3177qrBMwiPZWN7t1nAZQgiCS3N6tRl&id=100084386193684&post_id=100084386193684_pfbid0NL2Y5LjGmpvHCiZvuWRSQQehYL6xbzfb6f3177qrBMwiPZWN7t1nAZQgiCS3N6tRl&mibextid=Nif5oz

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupac_Shakur

Rest on Legend.

My dear Brethren of Nairaland does Carbon paylater harass their long time debtors? I have a friend who has being owing them for more than a year and they threatened to message all his contacts and file a case to the police to arrest him on Monday.
The boy is in serious thinking right now and wants to know if they will actually carry it out

HardBishop:
Messi is a legend even greater than TINUBU. The SW region hasn't yield a good athletes as good as Messi. Werey people.

Let them come to my port Harcourt, we go show them pepper

Portharcourt Boi! I sight you 👊

We gather dey 💯

Righteousness2:
Wow! What a Lovely architectural palatial Wonder!
This is Beautiful!

But if you Have all of these or more and you don't Have a genuine relationship with JESUS CHRIST, it is a Waste!

Never let the vanities of this Life confuse you from Having the needful.
The Most important is the Salvation of your soul. And it is only available through a Genuie Surrenderness to JESUS CHRIST.

Handle the vanities of this world with very light Hands.
Don't be too comfortable in this World!! This World is not our Home.

In all you set out to achieve, Ensure you are Born again. Ensure you Have a Genuie relationship with JESUS CHRIST.

Messi loves Jesus.

I'm not trying to say loving him and having a "personal relationship" means the same thing but you at least see his public display of his affinity to the Faith by making the Sign of the Cross, each and every time he scores a goal in Thanksgiving.

At least.. This is comforting to see.

And also a quick reminder of Messi's Humility which is a key Attribute of Basic Christianity and his lack of Pride. Pride belongs to the Devil.

Very poor list

Emu4life:
Stop saying nonsense. One of Messi's best season is 2019.

This is one of those idiots who never know what is going on around them and just join the bandwagon in opening their mouths waaaaaaaa.

Imagine him saying Messi stopped playing good football in 2017.

It tells you what realm he exists.

Bentonite1:
OP WHAT DID HE ACHIEVE IN PSG AFTER HE LEFT BARCELONA?


6 GOALS IN 27 GAMES.

OH YOU NOW MAKE NOISE BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN TEAM MADE OF MCDONALD SALES MEN WHO DOESN'T KNOW FOOTBALL... LAUGHABLE.

HE PLAYED A SUPPORTING ROLE IN PSG AND STILL HAD THE HIGHEST ASSIST IN THE ENTIRE FRANCE LAST SEASON.

STOP OPENING YOUR MOUTH WAAAAAAAA

USE YOUR UNUSED BRAIN