₦airaland Forum

NinjaMetahuman:
Lol suddenly muslims are now allowed to protest.

Pickup8:
As if any of the other contestants are better. Rubbish.

They are actually.... At least they can listen

So satisfying to read

jceesquare:
You go explain tire sir.
One up there said changing filters during oil change is a scam.

Pulpit bandit

Nackzy:
I was suppose to change my engine oil, till now ah no get that kind money

blingxx:
Believe it or not hushpuppy is living better than the average Nigerian even in jail

The God wey do am for Hush go do am for you soon. Amen

holax:
Congratulations to all Nigerians

Congratulation to our incoming president:

General Oluwabuhari Ikechucku Mohammed. GCFR

RenaissanceGuy:

this thread funny die

Greedy northerners

Lol

what's give aways about this

Dpharisee:
In other countries they are begging their people to make more babies because of economic prosperity and aging population in Nigeria everything is always the opposite.


But why are they disturbing Tinubu with statistics, they know he is the only accountant that hates statistics

This made me laugh

Still available

60 last

dawnomike:
State your price and location in lagos

65k egbeda lagos

09058800009
Lagos
60k

PortHarcourtcit:
This is a great sacrifice that we must all make for the GROWTH of our nation...

Growth of our politician you mean

Siberia01:


Nigerians love suffering na....
Even if chicken sells for N20,000
People would buy it to flaunt it on social media
How they can afford 20k chicken

adecz:
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
A prophetic comment.


Recall that this comment was made
in January 2023, at the heat of electioneering
campaigns and fuel ⛽️was still at N190/ litre❗️❗️

Very correct, funny it's not stopping anytime soon

adecz:
If you make 700k a month, you
can afford a 1.5 to 2m house in
Lagos. Abi you prefer to get a 900k
3 bedroom house, far away from your
work and be spending 80k monthly on fuel and hold up ❓

Remember that when APC wins, petrol will become N800/ litre.⛽️⛽️

eddie7:
PBAT will perform!!! In 1999 in Lagos, people were already calling for Marwa to come back not knowing that Tinubu was just planning, by the time he took off, he never looked back up till today. Eko is #1 State in Nigeria. She can survive without the FGN money!!!

From my inbox:

WHEN YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT AND A BANKER AS PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT RESPECTIVELY, ECONOMIC TRANSFORMATION WILL COME IN NO TIME

Many of us have been asking why the VP has not been seen anywhere in Nigeria in the last two weeks. Well, he’s been busy with cutting deals for our dear Country.

Vice President, Senator Kashim Shettima, GCON, 's Visits to China and the United States has yielded monumental achievements:

China Pledges to Refinance and Finalize Abuja-Kano Railway.

China Commits to Finishing Port-Harcourt-Maiduguri Railway.

Significant Chinese Investment in Nigeria's Power Generation.

AfDB World to Allocate $520 Million for Special Agro Industrial Processing Zones in Nigeria.

U.S. Company Set to Establish a Tractor Assembly Plant in Nigeria.

These Transformative Investments Will Spur Job Creation and Foster Economic Advancement in Nigeria.

#TinubuMeansBusiness
3 Nov 2023

overwise batist

Alahu akbar!!

SultanOfPuna:


You guys give me more reason why I should start a fake church.
If I have 20 foolish people like you, I'm good
I don't need huge congregation

Just 20 foolish sheep that will surrender all their money to me.

SultanOfPuna:
Like I said,
I'm really serious about opening church business.
I have seen how guilable Nigerians are
Especially Nigerian women. Those ones can collect bullets for their pastor

That na why Pastors No wan go heaven ooo
Dem pack Security everywhere, bullet proof cars..

Because the money wey Dem dey chop for this earth e too sweet

I swear and its not taxed too

Kobojunkie:
They thrive on it. Religion in Nigeria thrives on poverty and Adeboye happens to be one of the major masters of this in Nigeria! He built his empire on the backs of the poor in Nigeria.

Facts

Actually most of the Nigerian churches need poverty to prosper

Honoredeblazac:
What is wrong with Ned. As an observant Muslim who is always in the mosque , he should know that compulsory autopsy is against Islamic rules. While it should be optional for unbelievers, it shouldn’t be made compulsory in a majority musim nation like nigeria

Meaning if someone assassinates a muslim, the person can literally get away with it. Abacha's case and many others comes to mind

Kewtt:
This is not 2005. It is 2001-2003 model.
Untouched? But the third row is missing?

Curious to hear opinions