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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's 2nd Son, Ayo's 1st Birthday Party (Photos) by Gflat: 1:03pm On Jan 16, 2017
Why is wizkid not around for his kid's first birthday party? Hasn't he claimed the child yet? Such a pity the young lad has a slut for mum

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Investment / Re: MMM and Nairaland Exposed!!! by Gflat: 10:07am On Jan 16, 2017
MMM will be the end of most people.

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Politics / Re: Chibok Girls; Lai Mohammed, Oby Ezekwesili & Others Head To Sambisa Forest. PICS by Gflat: 9:40am On Jan 16, 2017
Looks like they were taking a Tour and pictures in an aircraft to me. The real heros are those standing in line of fire not there nitwits

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Religion / Re: Panties And Charms Found In A Church In Benin (Photos) by Gflat: 9:36am On Jan 16, 2017
Benin, a home to Devilish performance not shocking a pastor is caught up in this disgraceful act

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Drops Weird Comment On Lillian Esoro's Instagram Page (Pic) by Gflat: 9:36am On Jan 16, 2017
It is a proven fact that women are the reasons for disastrous commotion over the Internet.

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Romance / Re: Virgin Is Overrated After This... by Gflat: 8:09am On Jan 16, 2017
And the award of stupidity goes to

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Teases Her Followers With A Loved Up Photo With Her Bae by Gflat: 2:42pm On Jan 15, 2017
I detest women that jumps around men. Slut
Romance / Re: . by Gflat: 1:34pm On Jan 15, 2017
I think there should be a particular age limit before people can get access to the Internet.

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Religion / Re: Mob Destroys Church Of Benin Pastor Accused Of Sleeping With Married Woman. PICS by Gflat: 1:30pm On Jan 15, 2017
Benin has always been known for Devilish acts

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Romance / Re: I Feel Like Committing Suicide by Gflat: 12:08pm On Jan 15, 2017
If you were my friend, I will kill you just for the fun of it.
Romance / Re: How Do You Identify A False Friend? by Gflat: 12:05pm On Jan 15, 2017
A false friend is that one person who wouldn't look you in the eye and call you a fool. Whenever you do something wrong. A false friend wouldn't be blunt with you

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Romance / Re: Now Here's A Man Who Understand Woman (picture) by Gflat: 12:03pm On Jan 15, 2017
A good guy? Please!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike's Husband Buys Their Son A 2017 GMC Truck Ahead Of His Birthday by Gflat: 8:22am On Jan 15, 2017
I bet your sun will ride that when he grows. Nigerians can be stupid you know smiley
Romance / Re: Girls On Nairaland Vs Girls On Instagram (picture Added) by Gflat: 8:31pm On Jan 14, 2017
When someone is so stupid to realize that those same nairaland girls are the ones you find on Instagram and vice versa. Lord have mercy

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Are Not Helping Prince James Uche Because He Is Not A Woman–emeka by Gflat: 5:52pm On Jan 14, 2017
Lol
after the party, wasteful lifestyle, spending money on liabilities they get infected with whatever and expect Nigerians to donate. pooh!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: See The Huge Snake Killed Near A Farm by Gflat: 5:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
how to make Frontpage on nairaland.

Step 1: Get a dead snake

Step 2: Take pictures and make up stories on how the snake crawled into your house and you killed it with a broom.

Step 3: call lalasticlala

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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:25pm On Jan 14, 2017
L0velyn:
.. ..

See your mango head (((no offiense))) angry
Romance / Re: When Girls Market No Longer Sell, They Start Talking Of Marriage by Gflat: 5:19pm On Jan 14, 2017
Lionbite:

you this boy you neva deactivate you account?

Telling him to deactivate is telling him to start being reasonable.
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:16pm On Jan 14, 2017
L0velyn:
lol u funny af....undecided

I lie? angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
colik:

Bye. kiss *waves*

Don't kiss if that wouldn't turn out to be real angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
So L0velyn is stalking me angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:07pm On Jan 14, 2017
colik:

*Face palm*...Okay.

Bye! angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
colik:

Don't worry,someday soon...someone will open a thread in this section with the Heading - "Where is Gflat?" . smiley

Check me up on Google Young lady cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Obnoscopy? by Gflat: 5:00pm On Jan 14, 2017
Dead? Drowning? Who cares?
Romance / Re: Advice To Nigerian Ladies - Gflat by Gflat: 4:55pm On Jan 14, 2017
TrapQueen77:




Why, will u really admit it just in case? cheesy coz I really doubt u ever will( my super instinct is telling me) .. tongue

Super instinct? You are bluffing yeah?
Romance / Re: What Did You Do When You Got This Upset? by Gflat: 4:53pm On Jan 14, 2017
I stopped giving people the privilege to have any effect whatsoever on my emotions some 3yeara ago

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Celebrities / Re: Tony OneWeek slams Chioma Akpotha for criticising Gideon Okeke on Chinwetalu Agu by Gflat: 4:48pm On Jan 14, 2017
L0velyn:
no dey are from Togo undecided

ok, now you are being creepy. Are you stalking me Berlyn? undecided
Romance / Re: Advice To Nigerian Ladies - Gflat by Gflat: 4:46pm On Jan 14, 2017
TrapQueen77:


Haba... Now ur trapping me.. grin

hey, you are the TrapQueen remember? wink we have a deal?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Rants After Man Saved Her Number As Afang Soup by Gflat: 4:43pm On Jan 14, 2017
That is a good reminder though. It means whenever he looks up her number he salivates [font=Lucida Sans Unicode[b]I once saved my lady's number with bootty but she means more than that to me. [/b]][/font]
Romance / Re: Advice To Nigerian Ladies - Gflat by Gflat: 4:38pm On Jan 14, 2017
TrapQueen77:


grin

Like a tv game show ? cheesy


No, not like that. Maybe you tell me the first letter of my moniker. I wouldn't dispute if you are accurate. I promise smiley
Romance / Re: A Prophet Challenges Lion To A Fight To Prove God's Power And Almost Died (photo by Gflat: 4:35pm On Jan 14, 2017
This is an old news happened 2013. Bloggers can't make it with lies and fabrication
Investment / Re: What MMM Really Exposed About Nigerians by Gflat: 4:32pm On Jan 14, 2017
MMM only classify Nigerians into two groups. The hardworking, focused and determined Nigerians

The gullibles, demented, no vision, zero purpose, lazy headed Nigerians. (many falls under this category. Watch as they quote me)

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