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I find this romantic. |
I thought popes don't get married. Am I missing something? |
It was on a Saturday afternoon when I decided to visit my Mi Cha-cha (her pet name) Getting to her apartment her discovered her friends had been in her place for sometime and according to the looks of things it seems like they have been there the night before. I wanted them to leave because I felt like making love today (it has been a while since I did that) but according to the current situation it seemed like the mission has been aborted right from the jump. So I ignored and decided to stay for a short visit before I leave for a friend's but the thought of having her body on mine and kissing her soft creammy sauce lips kept playing a loop on my mind I never knew Junior had already woken and was "on point" watching those ladies on bumshorts didn't help matters either but I just decided to maintain my seat so I wouldn't spook the ladies. Then all of a sudden my woman asked my to help them fix a bulb which got burnt the previous night Damm it! I knew I was done for when I saw mi Cha-cha coming towards me and she pulled me up then out my junior was pointing directly at her like Yo senorita, do you mind if I can juju on the beat ![]() She and Her friends kept laughing at me and I had to leave feeling embarrassed even till date whenever I see any of her friends with her, they will giggle before saying hi |
Hell America, Welcome to hell |
And some misguided feminist wannabe will burst out if we call women [b]sexual objects[/b] |
L0velyn:People "give a Bleep" we just decide who the Bleep is given to |
L0velyn:There is nothing to change about. There are more than 2billion people on the planet. One rude person is not important |
Whenever I ignore you nothing can draw my attention back to you. not really a bad habit I just have lesser time for things of the past |
I am surprised she is classified as a comedian. Her skits are as dull as a faded paint |
AngelSweetLips:What does intellect mean? What does it mean to be blind? Ma'am you really should go back to school instead of running around nairaland trying to be a |
AngelSweetLips:I actually pointed out how gullible and intellectually blinded you are ma'am Ladies like you come online to act tough while you indulge in such attitude as discussed in reality ![]() |
AngelSweetLips:Can you make a comment without sounding unintelligent? I mean just one? You read everything in those screenshots and you are still typing this hawgwash? Nigerian Feminists always sound silly |
L0velyn:Why that facial expression? |
L0velyn:hi |
You know, it is a Thursday morning for Bleep sake! Can't we have enlightening news on the Frontpage to start the day? ![]() |
ok, this is funny ![]() |
Not 25yet but living the life of a 50years old millionaire. Now that is what I am talking about ![]() |
I am not being tribalistic here but we all know how the igbos are with money right? Igbo kwanu! ![]() |
Princess4ng:Those with short fingers maybe? Smhart1:Funny ![]() TrapQueen77:queen that is nasty ![]() |
Lalasticlala, does your girlfriend fix her nails too? |
Princess4ng:Your natural nails should be able to accomplish same goals can't it? |
TrapQueen77:Painting your nails, like natural nails? |
midehi2:Why don't you just stick to your natural finger nails? |
goldony:No atom of truth can be detected in that write up? |
Hardly will you see any lady who is confident enough to leave her real nails on for a month. This has been a conundrum for men. I don't understand why they seem addicted to using long plastic nails for a long time (some do this for three months or even more) FYI: These nails make chores almost impossible for them to perform. Imagine a lady washing her cloths with such long nails. Ladies, can you help Illuminate?
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I don't know which is more distasteful. You calling a fellow guy Cute (which sounds gay) or you hyping yourself. #Kid |
enemyofprogress:Source of this information? |


u need to change





