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TV/Movies.. by Gflat(op):
RomanceRe: One Word For This Man by Gflat: 12:27pm On Jan 21, 2017
I find this romantic.
CelebritiesRe: Junior Pope Wanted A Fling With His Wife But Got Stuck by Gflat: 12:22am On Jan 21, 2017
I thought popes don't get married. Am I missing something?
RomanceEver Embarrassed Yourself when with Your Lover? Share Your Experience. by Gflat(op): 9:38pm On Jan 20, 2017
It was on a Saturday afternoon when I decided to visit my Mi Cha-cha (her pet name)
Getting to her apartment her discovered her friends had been in her place for sometime and according to the looks of things it seems like they have been there the night before.

I wanted them to leave because I felt like making love today (it has been a while since I did that) but according to the current situation it seemed like the mission has been aborted right from the jump. cry

So I ignored and decided to stay for a short visit before I leave for a friend's but the thought of having her body on mine and kissing her soft creammy sauce lips kept playing a loop on my mind I never knew Junior had already woken and was "on point" watching those ladies on bumshorts didn't help matters either but I just decided to maintain my seat so I wouldn't spook the ladies.

Then all of a sudden my woman asked my to help them fix a bulb which got burnt the previous night Damm it! shocked

I knew I was done for when I saw mi Cha-cha coming towards me and she pulled me up then out my junior was pointing directly at her like Yo senorita, do you mind if I can juju on the beat embarassed


She and Her friends kept laughing at me and I had to leave feeling embarrassed even till date whenever I see any of her friends with her, they will giggle before saying hi cry
Foreign AffairsRe: The Moment The Trumps Saw The Obamas Off To Waiting Chopper After Swearing-In by Gflat: 9:21pm On Jan 20, 2017
Hell America, Welcome to hell
RomanceRe: See The Sultry Way This Corp Member Wore Her NYSC Uniform by Gflat: 9:19pm On Jan 20, 2017
And some misguided feminist wannabe will burst out if we call women [b]sexual objects[/b]
RomanceRe: What Bad Habit Do You Love/enjoy Doing? by Gflat: 9:15pm On Jan 20, 2017
L0velyn:
you are right anyway... No one gives a fvck grin
People "give a Bleep" we just decide who the Bleep is given to
RomanceRe: What Bad Habit Do You Love/enjoy Doing? by Gflat: 9:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
L0velyn:
hmmm I see undecided u need to change
There is nothing to change about. There are more than 2billion people on the planet. One rude person is not important
RomanceRe: What Bad Habit Do You Love/enjoy Doing? by Gflat: 8:51pm On Jan 20, 2017
Whenever I ignore you nothing can draw my attention back to you. not really a bad habit I just have lesser time for things of the past
CelebritiesRe: Comedian, Wofai Fada Shows Off Butt In New Photo by Gflat: 9:54am On Jan 19, 2017
I am surprised she is classified as a comedian. Her skits are as dull as a faded paint
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Releases Nude Photos Of Girl Caught Dating Friend's Father by Gflat: 9:46am On Jan 19, 2017
AngelSweetLips:
How can I be blinded intellectually? You can't just put random words together and think you've made a sentence.

I'm done replying you.
What does intellect mean? What does it mean to be blind? Ma'am you really should go back to school instead of running around nairaland trying to be a women Slut right activist. (no offense though)
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Releases Nude Photos Of Girl Caught Dating Friend's Father by Gflat: 9:29am On Jan 19, 2017
AngelSweetLips:
Don't quote me again. There's nothing you've added or detracted from my comment except rant like a mitch on his period.
I actually pointed out how gullible and intellectually blinded you are ma'am Ladies like you come online to act tough while you indulge in such attitude as discussed in reality smiley

RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Releases Nude Photos Of Girl Caught Dating Friend's Father by Gflat: 9:18am On Jan 19, 2017
AngelSweetLips:
You'll women hating fools will always find a way to blame the woman in the situation. No matter how obvious the culprit is. Some stupid hateful women will follow the bandwagon too.
Can you make a comment without sounding unintelligent? I mean just one? You read everything in those screenshots and you are still typing this hawgwash?

Nigerian Feminists always sound silly
RomanceRe: Shit Just Got Real ..you Are Unprotected by Gflat: 9:05am On Jan 19, 2017
L0velyn:
helo lipsrsealed
Why that facial expression?
RomanceRe: Shit Just Got Real ..you Are Unprotected by Gflat: 9:00am On Jan 19, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Davido Appoints Ayo George As His New Manager by Gflat: 8:54am On Jan 19, 2017
You know, it is a Thursday morning for Bleep sake! Can't we have enlightening news on the Frontpage to start the day? angry
RomanceRe: Shit Just Got Real ..you Are Unprotected by Gflat: 8:50am On Jan 19, 2017
ok, this is funny grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Turn Security Man To Look After His Car As His Gate Man Sleep (pics,vid) by Gflat: 8:49am On Jan 19, 2017
Not 25yet but living the life of a 50years old millionaire. Now that is what I am talking about cool
Christianity EtcRe: Miracles For Money Church Banner In Kurudu-Abuja (Photo) by Gflat: 8:43am On Jan 19, 2017
I am not being tribalistic here but we all know how the igbos are with money right? grin Igbo kwanu! wink
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 11:30am On Jan 18, 2017
Princess4ng:
Yes it could but some kind of Natural nails dont look attractive
Those with short fingers maybe?

Smhart1:
we have to always have our nails look nice because prospective hubby can propose anytime grin
Funny cheesy

TrapQueen77:
Yes... My natural short nails.. grin

At least I can't scratch someone's crotch juz in case... hahahahahaha cheesy grin
queen that is nasty lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 11:19am On Jan 18, 2017
Lalasticlala, does your girlfriend fix her nails too?
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 11:18am On Jan 18, 2017
Princess4ng:
I dont fix my nail cus I really don't like it... I keep my Natural nail long enough.... Ladies like filling nails cus it makes the nail neat and colourful
Your natural nails should be able to accomplish same goals can't it?
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 11:16am On Jan 18, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


I tried few times.. Honestly, I hate It too.. Tho they look good on every girl's hand (when it's new) especially when there's special occasions but it's very difficult to do some chores & the worst is when ur trying to pick some tiny particles.. angry

As much as possible no long nails for me.. Tho I wudnt mind painting my nails at least once a month cheesy
Painting your nails, like natural nails?
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 10:57am On Jan 18, 2017
Smhart1:
Boy can propose anything
I don't understand this

RB007:
Cos it's trending....cos its fashion....cos they like it too

sad
Hmmm, fashion? That doesn't seem like an excuse to allow germs invade your body
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 10:55am On Jan 18, 2017
midehi2:
It beautifies the fingers, mine is always moderate so I can use it perfectly in anything
Why don't you just stick to your natural finger nails?
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 10:54am On Jan 18, 2017
goldony:
Not so true!
No atom of truth can be detected in that write up?
RomanceWhy Are Ladies Addicted To Fake Nails? by Gflat(op): 10:50am On Jan 18, 2017
Hardly will you see any lady who is confident enough to leave her real nails on for a month.

This has been a conundrum for men. I don't understand why they seem addicted to using long plastic nails for a long time (some do this for three months or even more)

FYI: These nails make chores almost impossible for them to perform. Imagine a lady washing her cloths with such long nails.

Ladies, can you help Illuminate?

RomanceRe: You're Airforce1 Right? by Gflat: 8:42pm On Jan 16, 2017
I don't know which is more distasteful. You calling a fellow guy Cute (which sounds gay) or you hyping yourself. #Kid
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's 2nd Son, Ayo's 1st Birthday Party (Photos) by Gflat: 1:13pm On Jan 16, 2017
enemyofprogress:
he has claimeded the child
Source of this information?

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