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MzLarem:
Nd I heard Temmi001 was here..keep sneaking in nd sneaking out.

GG99..I feel like giving u a special greeting. Good evening boss.
Mzbunny..u too..Keep holding on,U'll smile@ last. Good evening sis.

Sorry for the late reply your Majesty, a very special regard also given to you! Gud evening. Thanks

tens4real:
GG99 ur sighted evn if na 10 acount u get wit diff uza name we go stil knw u cos stars can neva hide dis sport light evn if dey hide it
themainman i hail oo
mzlarem wia u go hide?
My darlin mercyda ur uncle is waitin 4 u oo
lotusflower sweety am waitn to tel u abt my dream
haywhy hw fa
dharmyinks i see u
nobody our top model i hail thee
mzbunny hw ur ministry n al d rest of d guys i hail thee dat i cant remeber ur moniker

Baba thanks, I appreciate sooooooo much! God bless you.

KvngKong:
Lemm register here...

Welcome

abayskia:
maama i just dey o..i dey ilorin now..ds skool make sense die o..i m just feeling everytn abt d skool..bt,i am disappointed dat i avnt been admitted yet..i just dey dey every minute make my name come out cos i am feeling ds unilorin no be small...

Omo thumbs up.

MhizAshantee1 tha pink lady, what's with you? How are u doing?

Oluwatobex:
Good afterfood....
They are INTERNATIONAL MUSICIANS. The both of them would play at MzLarem's wedding with........

With her king! It's gonna be a royal wedding so get ur royal blue ready! Aint easy 2b 1st lady.

Lmfao all these babes wey wuna dey share, there's God oo!

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STC lol as soon as I saw this page, it reminds me of way back when IDGAF used to say the only page he's interested in is page 666, and here we are on page 1666.
Ok this page is dedicated to all the Endtime happenings that are currently affecting us.
Endtime social media, endtime vc, endtime school, endtime students, endtime lecturers, and endtime aspirants.

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Jesus is coming back very soon, like a thief in the night, and so is the 2nd list too, we are currently not sure who is going to come 1st, but na God go help us.

haywhy911:
na only with 'pregnancy' and 'baby' u sabi give example? I pity Jolade..

Lolestical lololo in tens4real's voice

jolade29:
good morning dearie FCT tho

Are u an angel sent for DharmyYinks from above? If not, why always land on FTC like dat.

Why is it that most of the time I always see 8 guests online? Gviewers I hope u guys hav packaged my Unilorin admission congratulatory gifts? Please can somebody among you guys quote this and say hi? Thanks in advance.

DharmyYinks:
Lolz... All hail d guru It can also be d combining of both Dharmy & Yinks


Boss, it seems u re sticking with dis new acct ooo

Nah I'm going back to GideonG by 5am 2moro. BTW Dhar-my is more acceptable to my brain than Dharmy. Dammy, Darhmy, Dammi, Dhamy, Dramendra, It has been confussing but since I can talk about it for a moment like this, then it's already been memorized.

Belvine33:
It was fine, we thank God. Hope the list is not giving you sleepless nights?

I hope I won't get banned again oo, earlier this morning I was banned from my main account because I mentioned u and Akjwyzepal, saying I like the harmonious rapport between you guys from day 1!

DharmyYinks:
Wer is my Jolade29?

Gud morning wereva thou are!

She's with you in the spirit.

Dhar-my-Yinks! Yes, finally I got a formular to help me stick DharmyYinks' moniker to my brain. It used to be difficult just like how Akjwyzepal used to be. (Akj-wyze-pal). Let's go there. This is brain exercise.

fabulous16:
hmmmm nice one we are in d same field Bt little difference

Lolzzz I don help u get ur crush abi? Oya pay me

fabulous16:
its like u need tight and dirty slap sey d bae wey me dey eye na u wan gve hug?

Eya sorry oo, no be xoxo kind of hug, na ordinary tight hug 4 making too much sense . The wahala wey dey my head ehnn no time 4 luv oo. Carry go she's all urs!

Dammysmart:
oh typo error boots I mean

This is hilarious I tell u.

fateemah06:
stay there.... a federal university that they pay up to 100k for freshers...some fees that are unaccounted for.. SMH for you

Bae I need a hug from you, a tight one sef. Washere

fabulous16:
I tire oooo besides is dat man called ambali embezzling the school money or why is dat a problem?

Na 9ja we dey oo, even if na u during Goodluck regime na to shine wa eye oo, no time!

But the truth of the matter is that you can't judge anybody. Only God can judge.

But you will always reap what you sow, karma no be joke. If u do anyhow, u must to see anyhow.

fateemah06:
Do you know why is affecting them because they are corrupt....

Exactly! Nothing more, nothing less.

fateemah06:
Good morning everyone
..do you know what I heard this morning.... uhm...through a very good friend of mine
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Infact the whole of university staffs are confused
about the admission stuff because the first batch
released was too scanty like 20-25in some of d
dept where they need up to 100students....
what am insinuating is not all who are in Unilorin are admitted... few of them...ni o.... they are just receiving lectures....and the reason the list was mostly delayed was because if the single treasury account

This is perfect! I've been suspecting this TSA for long! My friends working with FG that used to be paid on the 21st of everymonth have being crying since, both in Lagos and Abuja where I spent alot of time before I came home. TSA is affecting everybody. But Unilorin F up big time 4 not relaying this simple info. And yes! I suspected they admitted only 30%. God bless u Fati!

MzLarem:
Lolz..Hausa is nt everything nd u better teach me b4 infusing any hausa or else,don't be surprised if I reply in french.

Lolzzz zz trust ur mallam.

SPINAHDO:
Morning famz,

From a reliable source,list will be out by Friday.

That will be a really spoilt package 4 me sha. Let me start adjusting to the bend in plans. I want this list today, honestly.

Hollyharjii:
Pls I nid ur advice, am a DE aspirant unilorin applyin 4 Economics, of which my poly hnd form wil close on 11th Dec 2015 cus it has bin on sale 4 d past 2months nw, buh due 2 d fact dat am stil hopin 4 dis lingering 2nd admsn list, I never giv it a thought 2 obtain d hnd form, buh am getin fed up of d unreleased list. Pls advice me, shuld I obtain d hnd form or stil kip d hope alive. Meanwhile if I go 4 d form, is it posible 2 study Economics in my PGD program cux am a Bankin & Finance student?. Tnx 2 al

Obtain the form on monday if Unilorin F up this week, But don't worry, our admission is almost certain.

TopeQs:
you actually expect some of us to read that and understand that abi................ GideonG abeg small summary of this German poem

He encouraged me not to let unilorin make me hav issues wit my parent.

khassy:
Shugaban kasa (President)

D'allah ina rokæ kah ka mata duk abubuwa d suna (BBF) yi a lokacin na... Na seni weï dukan Ku Ku yi kokori kun kasa de farin chiki harr yø

Kår ka sa maganan BBF ye shiga muka ido har ka para rena baban ko ma maman ka.


Abunde Allah ya chei wey sei paru shiné sey paru ba abundè muké chey ba .


Ka ba su har rana jumma ar magana list na... Ina nufin wey Allah sei yi ikon shi kuma se ba dukanmu saa ah chikin wona wata...


[b] ALLAH YE BAMU SAA



Amin [b]

Khassy nagode faa! Walahi no be Unilorin mata mek me para oo. The man they shout sey in don dey tell me to call electrician to come fix something since day b4 yesterday but I wake up just dey room dey lie down, me wey dey enjoy nairaland faa. Na im I shout back, him sef don know sey boyz are not smiling. Na only me dey house now oo. My younger bro don grad, my sis dey U.J. Me wey suppose don get my plenty mansion sef. Omo na d story of the para oo. I dey vex! Thanks alot Khassy, you've always been there!

TopeQs:
nobody should answer this..............now IS the time, don't fret, Unilorin is gon give you a good course...



morning double GEE.

Good morning bro, the VC just called me that he has been following me on social media, that the list is coming out any moment, and one of the reason for the delay is because of us that scored 70% and above, that we should have been included in the merit list. 1st I thought it was a scam, 2nd I was wondering how he located my number but it's like he got it from facebook or something. Honestly I don't know if I should believe him or not. But I give him maximum respect.

NOBODYY:
I learnt Unibadan admits strictly on Merit (like 90% of the admitted will be on merit)




But you wouldnt be needing another jamb...Unilorin will Turn Up

Sure UI is where I wanna do masters and I also heard all Nigerians are given equal opportunity in ume, but my people will think I'm crazy to be obsessed with Schooling in Yorubaland when almost everybody in my immediate environment is a graduate.

mercyda:
lolzzzzz, alright bros, just needed clarification

Yea it's alright dear, just wanted to make a point and there's no better way to put it. Tnx

Unilorin should give me a good course or I f**k off! No be by force to go to school.

I'm not going to write jamb again but I'm not afraid of anything, I've been through worst! I can sit for jamb next year but the problem is where to apply to?

mercyda:
gud morning bros, are you sure all the exams are cbt, some maybe written oo

If u be lecturer, u go like mark 3000 scripts? What's the use of technology?