wheesin:



Take a cab frm lagos to unilorin campus gate..pay the cab man ..now take a keke napep or u may decide to trek 10km to the Senate building. Now enter the senate building, tell them you are looking for the VC. They will gladly let you in. Take the elevator up to the 4th floor. Walk left..walk straight.. Now turn left again. You will see it, boldly written there.. "THE VCs OFFICE". Knock on the door..He will personally walk out to hug you and serve u champagne. Now after some chitty chat. Ask him this foolish question , " #WhereIsOurList "

Can i deliver ur dis epistle to him too?



Thread wisely.......... a plot of land cost 1.5m....... garrit

Oluwatobex:

Good morning sister.... How was ur 9th?

it was fyn thank you, av not been seeing you around, hope no p

Unilorin should give me a good course or I f**k off! No be by force to go to school.

I'm not going to write jamb again but I'm not afraid of anything, I've been through worst! I can sit for jamb next year but the problem is where to apply to?

Ridwan1821:
Yea...U cant write test or exam without matric number..If Unilorin should conduct text or exam without giving freshers their matric number, they will have to change people's jamb reg number to their matric number after matriculation and it will cause them a lot of stress and also waste their time.. Assignment can be given to freshers but marks wont be awarded for it. Last session, a lecturer even told me that in cbt exams, extra marks cant be awarded to anybody..What u scored in ur test and exam is ur final score.

Thanks for clearing up the air



Make Unilorin sha the needful

MzLarem:
U'll reach Egba b4 u hear dat one. Morning

Good morning Iyalode....
Don't tell me you play Chris Brown too

**clears throat**
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE............

NOBODYY:

Loll
I cant relate to what you're tryna say...

Mum c was like tellin me that should she take up the remedial form for me??
I just Looked at her with one crazy eye & walked away..i didnt say a thing

She just said "wo mo ti yo apa ati ese kuro ni oro admission e yi gan" (av removed my hands & legs from your admission issue seff)

I just went into my room & started brooding

lwkmd...ehhh..dey aff tire na

Oluwatobex:

Good morning Iyalode....
Don't tell me you play Chris Brown too

No joor..I prefer Chris black nd fela.

GG99:
Unilorin should give me a good course or I f**k off! No be by force to go to school.

I'm not going to write jamb again but I'm not afraid of anything, I've been through worst! I can sit for jamb next year but the problem is where to apply to?

I learnt Unibadan admits strictly on Merit (like 90% of the admitted will be on merit)




But you wouldnt be needing another jamb...Unilorin will Turn Up

TopeQs:
**clears throat**
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE............

sake oo..welcme cme

mercyda:
lolzzzzz, alright bros, just needed clarification

Yea it's alright dear, just wanted to make a point and there's no better way to put it. Tnx

GG99:
Unilorin should give me a good course or I f**k off! No be by force to go to school.

I'm not going to write jamb again but I'm not afraid of anything, I've been through worst! I can sit for jamb next year but the problem is where to apply to?

nobody should answer this..............now IS the time, don't fret, Unilorin is gon give you a good course...



morning double GEE.

Good morning folks... Sir GideonG said I should remain hopeful.... My Mum is already making enquiries about the remedial stuff...
UNILORIN pls na #dotheneedful

mercyda:
uhmm, we no get choice na

abi ooo..ts well oo

temibobo8:
sake oo..welcme cme

Thanks, how was your night?

@all second batchers one thing is, the list would b out o but if u r lucky to b admitted.. hmmm loads of work awaiting you. it would interest me to inform u that we are in weeks 8 already... and ceteris paribus the test would start by Jan week two and exam first week in February... u just v to work n read very hard. I feel pity for u really especially my niggers like Gideong, my longtym Bae I secretly jes like for no reason Mzlarem, My sweet lotus flower, my namesake mercyda...Duke49, seyikp I sight u...how market still remember u on 2012 thread. And finally pls help me beg temmi001 ) I vexed her...and to u how's gns dis morning, d weather is just too cold I can't attend. Love u all n hop to have a meeting with u all upon ur successful admission

mercyda:
it was fyn thank you, av not been seeing you around, hope no p

No p jare... Have always been around watching every episode in this cinematic house... UNILORIN frustrating me badly

mercyda:
Good morning ha.ywhy911, oluwatobex, khassy and every oda person

morning,mercy. M sure u slept well. How are u?

TopeQs:

Thanks, how was your night?

u kn na..partially fine..u nko

Dammysmart:
@all second batchers one thing is, the list would b out o but if u r lucky to b admitted.. hmmm loads of work awaiting you. it would interest me to inform u that we are in weeks 8 already... and ceteris paribus the test would start by Jan week two and exam first week in February... u just v to work n read very hard. I feel pity for u really especially my niggers like Gideong, my longtym Bae I secretly jes like for no reason Mzlarem, My sweet lotus flower, my namesake mercyda...Duke49, seyikp I sight u...how market still remember u on 2012 thread. And finally pls help me beg temmi001 ) I vexed her...and to u how's gns dis morning, d weather is just too cold I can't attend. Love u all n hop to have a meeting with u all upon ur successful admission

you see, lobatan....... thanks jae name sake, aw are you dis morning

MzLarem..................

haywhy911:
morning,mercy. M sure u slept well. How are u?

am very well thank you

NOBODYY:

I learnt Unibadan admits strictly on Merit (like 90% of the admitted will be on merit)




But you wouldnt be needing another jamb...Unilorin will Turn Up

Sure UI is where I wanna do masters and I also heard all Nigerians are given equal opportunity in ume, but my people will think I'm crazy to be obsessed with Schooling in Yorubaland when almost everybody in my immediate environment is a graduate.

Oluwatobex:

No p jare... Have always been around watching every episode in this cinematic house... UNILORIN frustrating me badly

ehyaa, sorry dear

temibobo8:
lwkmd...ehhh..dey aff tire na

Their Labour on us wont be in vain jare

TopeQs:
MzLarem..................

MrTopeqs

Abayskia?? Gud morning oo

GG99:


Pls let it be 2day, pls n pls! Tomorrow is late from my own point of view. It's either today or nothing. Imagine i've never in my entire life spoken very rudely to my dad. I just did! I know both mum and dad are shocked but it's not my fault. It's either today or Unilorin should just f**k off. Like seriously. Omo I dey para

Shugaban kasa (President)

D'allah ina rokæ kah ka mata duk abubuwa d suna (BBF) yi a lokacin na... Na seni weï dukan Ku Ku yi kokori kun kasa de farin chiki harr yø

Kår ka sa maganan BBF ye shiga muka ido har ka para rena baban ko ma maman ka.


Abunde Allah ya chei wey sei paru shiné sey paru ba abundè muké chey ba .


Ka ba su har rana jumma ar magana list na... Ina nufin wey Allah sei yi ikon shi kuma se ba dukanmu saa ah chikin wona wata...


[b] ALLAH YE BAMU SAA



Amin [b]

temibobo8:
u kn na..partially fine..u nko

not to good........slept late, woke up very early and now experiencing a slight headache from wet oshogbo weed a little sleep.....

GG99:


Sure UI is where I wanna do masters and I also heard all Nigerians are given equal opportunity in ume, but my people will think I'm crazy to be obsessed with Schooling in Yorubaland when almost everybody in my immediate environment is a graduate.

Dont worry... just breathe What is meant to be will surely find its way ✌✌

MzLarem:
No joor..I prefer Chris black nd fela.

Lollzz, my One and only Abami Eda is Chris black abi? Kontunu
Hope you don't go gaga when listening to his music?
You're a lady, you know?

khassy:



Shugaban kasa (President)

D'allah ina rokæ kah ka mata duk abubuwa d suna (BBF) yi a lokacin na... Na seni weï dukan Ku Ku yi kokori kun kasa de farin chiki harr yø

Kår ka sa maganan BBF ye shiga muka ido har ka para rena baban ko ma maman ka.


Abunde Allah ya chei wey sei paru shiné sey paru ba abundè muké chey ba .


Ka ba su har rana jumma ar magana list na... Ina nufin wey Allah sei yi ikon shi kuma se ba dukanmu saa ah chikin wona wata...


ALLAH YE BAMU SAA



Amin

you actually expect some of us to read that and understand that abi................ GideonG abeg small summary of this German poem