₦airaland Forum

TopBanter:
Stop hyperventilating. You all set yourselves up for the taunting.

When you were busy daily lying about 300 billionaires per square metre in Nnewi and Awka, to ungraciously taunt and belittle other Nigerians, you don't expect them to come for you when these type of stone-age reality is exposed about "Dubai" SE?

Also, where are the billions of dollars you brag about? You have so many billionaries with enough money to buy USA yet not a single one can 'vex' and splash out to fix this disgrace in a day. Your lack of humility and "noisy exhibitionism" even Achebe berated you for is always your undoing.

Show this same scenario in Edo State, Benue or Nasarawa and most posters will commiserate with them and lament poor governance. Not so for you billionaires who brag daily you have single billionaires who can buy USA and UK together.

Penguin2:
When Obasanjo called Jonathan “clueless”, I thought he was being harsh on him.

But over the years, Jonathan has proven that he’s not just clueless, he’s a daft.

That Nigeria is where she is today is because of the man’s stupidity.

A sitting president allowed himself to be bullied out of power and became a confusionist since then.

Never blows hot.

Never blows cold.

Just there.

That’s why as an ex president he doesn’t have the loyalty of anyone.

Foolish man!

Don’t be like Jonathan.

nairagenone:
In my opinion, the most important thing for a man is peace of mind.
No woman is perfect, so just highlight what is important to you and check if a lady ticks 70 percent, if she does then go for her.

For me, I was looking for -> fidelity, respect, good family orientation(especially her moms personality), godly and loves God , lastly she must not be olosho(very important). Please what is the full meaning of SU babe

On my journey searching, I saw plenty things because of my requirements I started going after SU looking babes, my brother, wetin my eye see shock me.
Even deeperlife babes some of them I slept with them same day they came to my house... I just dey shake my head.

Las las I met a lady who is SU, and she con be virgin and as I dey follow her talk she con get sense, theres always a level of risk but with this babe I was ready to risk it and since I made that decision I have never regretted it.

She doesnt have money and comes from a very humble background but to me thats a credit, cos many ladies in her shoes would have used that as an excuse to start doing hookup...

Enough of ranting and back to your question... I think you should consider marrying your baby mama, if you think you can't marry her then find a lady who you think has good morals and values, target the SU looking ladies => deeperlife, mfm, cac etc... But in all remember what the bible says, be wise as serpent but gentle as doves...

I wish you goodluck.

fergieboy:
Good luck Jonathan is to be blame for all what’s happening in Nigeria

Never give power to a weak man
Now criminals have snatched power from him and holding the country hostage

Penguin2:
When Obasanjo called Jonathan “clueless”, I thought he was being harsh on him.

But over the years, Jonathan has proven that he’s not just clueless, he’s a daft.

That Nigeria is where she is today is because of the man’s stupidity.

A sitting president allowed himself to be bullied out of power and became a confusionist since then.

Never blows hot.

Never blows cold.

Just there.

That’s why as an ex president he doesn’t have the loyalty of anyone.

Foolish man!

Don’t be like Jonathan.

Dexy4yah:
Anytime i see Jonathan, he brings back the memory of how he accepted unmerited defeat and allowed that dullard to take over power.

He's one of the people that put Nigeria in the mess she is today

peretei2024:
My fellow Nairalanders,

Please help me look into this before I swing into action so people will not say am a bad man.

Yesterday being Sunday, I decided to use my car on Uber so to make extra income. There is this lady I picked( 1:13pm) from Egbeda to Command road and the fare happens to be #4,500.

Actually when we got to her final destination, it was her boyfriend who came out to do the transfer, and he show me the receipt of the transfer but I never got the money, so immediately I throw his attention that I didn't receive the money because the account I actually gave him was Opay, and Opay doesn't waste time to receive money . So the guy told me he doesn't have any money again that the only money he had was what they removed from his account. So I should wait till 6pm if I didn't get the money then I should let him know, and at that moment I don't have any fuel to move around again but because I don't want to look wicked, so I decided to give him that respect.

Around 6pm, I chatted the guy and he said how come I have not gotten the money. So he said he call his bank and get bank to me, at that moment I was already hot big time. So he didn't get bank to me, I had to chat him again after 10mins. He then replied that the bank said they will reverse back the money to his account after 24hrs that I should wait because he doesn't have 1kobo on him. At that point I knew these people are looking for my trouble. I actually have the link to arrest them without going to his house. I have link to the Commissioner of Police Lagos State, I only pity them because they will parade them as scammers and it going to be a big case.

At about 8pm last night( yesterday..12th November, 2023) , this same guy who claims he doesn't have 1kobo in his account, placed a request on the app to get a driver, I immediately screenshot it from the app and share with them only the lady to reply me that Im harassing her with my messages. She said the guy is going to bank this morning and once the bank confirm that the money hasn't left the bank that they will resend the money back to me. She even called me a thief by saying"" who knows if the money is not with me sef ""

Please guys advice me, should I get them arrested? Am trying to take this seriously so this Country will be a safe place for everyone

Please I need a matured advice.

FireUpNow:
My friend who took his wife to the UK is also regretting it oo. Now he wants divorce after 22 yrs in the UK as his life is ruined by his wife.

tsdarkside:
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tsdarkside:
in that case,am sorry....
i apologize....

tsdarkside:
....you dont sound igbo....

wtf....
who you be....
are you anambra....??

ikot ekpene....??
are you calabar....??

tsdarkside:
waka....you are igbo....

tsdarkside:
shattapu....only you igbos always make noise when anything money comes up....

this is how we know its you people....
una longthroath always expose una....

Alliswell248:
You sound frustrated.
Noisemaker......FG makes trillions of money through other means apart from oil.

Alliswell248:
You sound like a frustrated soul.
Oil is in Ondo..Ogun, and Lagos.
Firs and customs makes money majorly from SW which other regions benefits from.

Take it easy on yourself.

SonOfDSoil01:
hahaha barren states ? You mean your cursed region of sad yeast that you and your generation continually run away from like you are being chased? Abi are you so shameless to name your state so we can tell you your history how your ancestors migrated to lagos your Obodo london hahaha the joke is on you because we all know the barren state. Sw is the only region that is ready if Nigeria break today😂 ordinary Ogun and Oyo will feed your cursed and unproductive region not to talk of Lagos…ode mgbeke feeling funky, now run along flat head😂

SonOfDSoil01:
;Dyou sound really dull and pained, some of you dolt are just kids with no sense of history. So it’s only SS that has natural resources? Talking about regional govt, do you know western region was the most progressive and more developed than other regions? I guess you are still a baby. Sw wish has always for us to return back to regional govt and in due time we will surely get that, by that time Fowl n*ash go open then we will see the real leeches and useless ones amongst us….Arindin Oshi

accordadoga29:
Hehehe

Just watch as enemies of our country from the barren potopotor land of cannibalism will start wailing it's an avenue to embezzle money as if their Godforsaken region contributes anything to our economy.

AchrafHakimi:
How are there no alternatives?
What are you watching on DSTV that you can't watch on the internet?


Only an illiterate still uses DSTV.

Shijawesss:
Stupid Igbo boys claiming to be be from akwaibom state.

The akwaibom govt should chase all those Igbo people back to their region before they spoil that peaceful state.

Southwest Will always stand with Southsouth any time..

Southsouth and Southwest will always be one people..

Pierocash:
To me 16 yrs old girls are no longer kids.

I keep saying that the Senate should review age of consent downward from 18 to 16, because 16 yr olds of this days are full grown babes ,except we just want to continue deceving ourselves