₦airaland Forum

ggrin:
Who's ice

iceberylin:
Ama do it...

immortalvoices:
This is so gonna be so romantically funny

Kingtom
ggrin

Where are you

immortalvoices:
Good night jare

immortalvoices:
Lmao miss fix it all
Miss comment editor

u too much...iphone6+ shey?

immortalvoices:
Last woman bender... *falls ontop of ggrin 's Iphone6+ phone

Baba for you to be the past Avatar mean say u don die be dat na


Chai kimgtom so u be ghost and my coachito untop women parole

KingTom:
Na ghost mode I dey na

immortalvoices:
Good morning around 4:30pm

Chai ur case dey iceberylin hand

Fatalveli:
Did you know that:


Jackie chan is the biological father of Jumong.

Omotola jalade is having a secret affair with akon

Psquare's wife are fvcking the both of them either if its peter all paul.

Diddydiva and Mz Nelly always Pm me every morning, this is Mz nellys statement:

Hello Fatalveli, how was your night, did you dream about me because I actually dreamt about you yester-night. I've always envisaged us meeting because I really wanna see you in real life. Every thing about you is Hot, including your moniker... It should be "Fatalpenis rather than Fatalveli". If you can do me a favour of just replying my mail, I will reward you with my Nudes. Thanks hottie.... MzNelly


I would have loved to post diddydiva's own but its contains some explicit contents.....

I received a call from Isis yesterday and they promised me that they're gonna attack Boko-haram in less than a week.

CNN officially announced yesterday that Togo is bigger and more populated than china

Seriousbabe is actually my ancestor

Iceberylin can smoke 55grams of water

Naijaboy is dating Farano, not mariolae

Lagos state is the most beautiful and most visited place/tourist attraction in the whole world.

Bill gates net worth is on the same par with my toothbrush

ggrin is a very coded girl, I'm sure she isn't gonna tell anyone about our sexcapades yesterday because I made her screamed her lungs out

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANd I'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU, BUT I'M NO GAY @UNIBENSTUDENT

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.

Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing]), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo

KingTom:
Omokiri

Trending:
if I show u eenn u must fall for me

jboy73:
Amu?

Idiot bro

samflexxy:
no mind that guy na gay e be I sure say e dey imagin how my 14inch rod they

iceberylin:
Chill make we conclude yours first na

Trending:
if I show u my abs eenn.u go enta car come look for me